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Home Alone- Canine Edition

by John Cole|  May 12, 200811:08 am| 9 Comments

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While the cat is away…

The dog will play.

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  1. 1.

    SamFromUtah

    May 12, 2008 at 11:10 am

    I wish I had a dog’s capacity for un-self-conscious fun.

  2. 2.

    Krista

    May 12, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Funny how the Pug isn’t joining in. Then again, maybe he prefers the more genteel sport of licking his own privates.

  3. 3.

    Mary

    May 12, 2008 at 11:19 am

    5.7
    5.8
    5.8
    5.9
    5.7
    and 4.2 from the French judge.

    Better luck next time, Pug.

  4. 4.

    Davebo

    May 12, 2008 at 11:29 am

    How did they steal my dog?

  5. 5.

    Nikki

    May 12, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    I love that video. There’s an even longer one out there where the owner changes the path of the waterfall (away from the slide) and the dog won’t go down until the water is going back down the slide.

  6. 6.

    brendancalling

    May 12, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    that’s awesome.

  7. 7.

    ET

    May 12, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    That pooch is having way to much fun. I will say that I think that pool is a bit overdone for that yard.

  8. 8.

    jake

    May 12, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    More reasons to be a dog in the next life.

    Don’t get me wrong I like cats*, but they can be a bit too Serious at times.

    *I’m not just writing this because I’m afraid of having my jugular torn out. Really.

  9. 9.

    bud

    May 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    I had a friend with a pool, a wife, two kids and three labs. You know which members of the family got the most use out of the pool.

    One of them liked to take a run off the diving board, too.

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