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Too Funny!

by Michael D.|  September 17, 20089:51 am| 21 Comments

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21Comments

  1. 1.

    oh really

    September 17, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Different people deal with grief differently.

  2. 2.

    chopper

    September 17, 2008 at 9:57 am

    see, this crisis is all the fault of teh gaye.

  3. 3.

    Blue Buddha

    September 17, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Oh noes! Teh homos are on mah teevee! Damned Hollywood elitist liebruls!

  4. 4.

    aimai

    September 17, 2008 at 10:00 am

    my only laugh for the day.

    aimai

  5. 5.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    September 17, 2008 at 10:04 am

    This has been another edition of Hot Naked People and World Report.

  6. 6.

    Kyle E. Moore

    September 17, 2008 at 10:17 am

    HOT! I’m not even gay and I was getting a little hot and bothered.

    All seriousness now. Anyone check the new Obama ad?

    http://commentsfromleftfield.com/2008/09/the-new-obama-ad

    Seriously, this needs a lot of attention; for two minutes I thought Aaron Sorkin was scripting the election.

  7. 7.

    Scrutinizer

    September 17, 2008 at 10:31 am

    McCain and Bush took their embrace further?

  8. 8.

    Kyle E. Moore

    September 17, 2008 at 10:43 am

    ew ew ew

  9. 9.

    sean

    September 17, 2008 at 10:44 am

    that’s Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy from the Howard Stern Show (for those unaware)

  10. 10.

    Incertus

    September 17, 2008 at 10:49 am

    It would have been better if they’d actually been making out instead of faking it.

  11. 11.

    Stuck in the Fun House

    September 17, 2008 at 10:50 am

    Brent Bozzell’s head just exploded. Sarah Palin will not let that happen again.

  12. 12.

    Napoleon

    September 17, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Hysterical. About a year or two ago here in Cleveland a local newscast, which has its studio such that the background is out a big plate glass window at street level, had someone running back and forth behind the newcasters naked.

  13. 13.

    akaoni

    September 17, 2008 at 11:02 am

    It would have been better if they’d actually been making out instead of faking it.

    This!

    If they would have actually kissed it would have been epic. As it was it was simply lame.

  14. 14.

    Tsulagi

    September 17, 2008 at 11:07 am

    It’s the end times!

  15. 15.

    MobiusKlein

    September 17, 2008 at 11:08 am

    I’ve seen more convincing kissing in pron movies.

  16. 16.

    Jon H

    September 17, 2008 at 11:12 am

    “that’s Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy from the Howard Stern Show (for those unaware)”

    Oh. Well, that just makes it lame. It’s vastly funnier if it’s just a couple of guys, and not a couple of paid wankers.

  17. 17.

    Hawes

    September 17, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Hey, when did CNN hire Jeff Gannon?

  18. 18.

    djork

    September 17, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I’ll let someone more clever than me find an appropriate joke about bear markets.

  19. 19.

    libarbarian

    September 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    lol.

  20. 20.

    Axe Diesel Palin

    September 17, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    This is really funny too.

    What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother?

    http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

    Sincerley,
    Axe

    (Michael -> Axe Diesel Palin)

  21. 21.

    harlana pepper

    September 17, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Classic Wall Street Pranks?

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