Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

We’re watching the self-immolation of the leading world power on a level unprecedented in human history.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

So many bastards, so little time.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

If you’re gonna whine, it’s time to resign!

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Not all heroes wear capes.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

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  12. 12.

    Napoleon

    Hysterical. About a year or two ago here in Cleveland a local newscast, which has its studio such that the background is out a big plate glass window at street level, had someone running back and forth behind the newcasters naked.

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    akaoni

    It would have been better if they’d actually been making out instead of faking it.

    This!

    If they would have actually kissed it would have been epic. As it was it was simply lame.

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    Jon H

    “that’s Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy from the Howard Stern Show (for those unaware)”

    Oh. Well, that just makes it lame. It’s vastly funnier if it’s just a couple of guys, and not a couple of paid wankers.

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