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They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Most of you should go to bed and try to be better Jackals in the morning.

No one could have predicted…

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 25, 200910:11 pm| 182 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

I need one. Here is one of yours:

roxie

I’ve been assured Lily is doing fine, but she refuses to pee for Tammy.

At any rate, a shiny new thread for you. Because I care. Really, I do. And I will respect you in the morning.

Friday Night Open ThreadPost + Comments (182)

Make It All Stop

by John Cole|  September 25, 200910:06 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

Just had dinner in the hotel restaurant, and because God hates me, one of the tv’s had the always disgusting Sean Hannity on, prattling on with Marsha Blackburn about Keith Jennings. Fortunately the sound was off, but the graphics were great:

New Details Emerge about Safe Schools CZAR!
Land of Czars!

The last time I saw Marsha Blackburn, she was in whole hog on the Death panels bullshit.

It just never, ever stops with these people. Ever.

Make It All StopPost + Comments (46)

Faces of Health Care, Part Two

by John Cole|  September 25, 20094:07 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

The folks at True Slant have the next round up:

Faces of American Health Care, Part 2: Former Pro Skater, Lee Bender from austin considine on Vimeo.

Make sure you stop by for the backstory.

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Made It In One Piece

by John Cole|  September 25, 20094:01 pm| 187 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Got to the hotel in one piece, but I have to say I am a little pissed at some of you readers. How come never told me there is an all Dead channel on XM radio? Listened to an awesome show from Piscataway in 1981 which had a great Franklins/Estimate/Eyes. Nice way to spend the afternoon on the highway.

Another thing- really not sure why people rag on American cars so much- two weeks ago we had a Ford Focus, which was a little small for the two of us as we are both over 6’0″ and 200 lbs (an argument could be made we were two people away from a clown car), but it rode very well. This time, they did not have the kind of car we ordered from the rental place so we ended up with 2010 Buick Lucerne with 400 miles on it. The car was a great highway car- seemed to just eat up the highway, wasn’t boat, seats were comfortable, no road noise, great sound system, AC went all the way down to 60. And the mileage seemed pretty good. One of the nice rides I have had in a while.

I’m just not getting this whole “American cars suck” thing.

Made It In One PiecePost + Comments (187)

I know you are but what am I

by DougJ|  September 25, 20092:37 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Sully finds a great passage describing modern conservative rhetoric.

I know you are but what am IPost + Comments (45)

On the Road Again

by John Cole|  September 25, 20099:58 am| 206 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m on a business trip until Sunday, so I’ll try to pop in an throw up an open thread every now and then. Lily is off to Aunt Tammy’s, and His Tunchness will have the run of the domain (like that is any different from any other day). Try to behave.

Also, vote for Bitsy:

bitsy1

She is over 1300.

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Props To Our Law Enforcement

by John Cole|  September 25, 20098:52 am| 101 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®

They seem to be getting it done:

Since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, senior government officials have announced dozens of terrorism cases that on closer examination seemed to diminish as legitimate threats. The accumulating evidence against a Denver airport shuttle driver suggests he may be different, with some investigators calling his case the most serious in years.

Documents filed in Brooklyn against the driver, Najibullah Zazi, contend he bought chemicals needed to build a bomb — hydrogen peroxide, acetone and hydrochloric acid — and in doing so, Mr. Zazi took a critical step made by few other terrorism suspects.

If government allegations are to be believed, Mr. Zazi, a legal immigrant from Afghanistan, had carefully prepared for a terrorist attack. He attended a Qaeda training camp in Pakistan, received training in explosives and stored in his laptop computer nine pages of instructions for making bombs from the same kind of chemicals he had bought.

And then there is this:

A 19-year-old Jordanian citizen is expected to make an appearance before a federal magistrate in Dallas this morning after authorities accused him of attempting to blow up a downtown Dallas skyscraper.

Hosam Maher Husein Smadi was arrested Thursday after he parked a vehicle laden with government-supplied fake explosives in the underground parking garage of Fountain Place, a 60-story tower in the 1400 block of Ross Avenue at North Field Street, authorities said.

These seem to me to be success stories, and real threats (unlike that one group of clowns in Queens a couple months ago). I also like how they are sort of taking it in stride and not having big, showy press conferences with Eric Holder trying to scare the shit out of us.

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