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Choking On the Ashes of Her Enemy

by John Cole|  April 24, 20091:03 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

A perceptive piece by Daniel Larison (via his blog):

Critics have been belittling President Obama’s recent visit with Latin American leaders as a “contrition” and “apology” tour. But a more accurate tag would be “accountability” tour, and it’s long overdue.

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What is interesting about Obama’s non-confrontational approach to both leaders is that it suggests Obama has learned not to feed the proverbial trolls. On the one hand, Obama has shown a willingness to engage hostile or critical foreign leaders in discussion. But he has also shown no desire to participate in international polemics, perhaps because he has come to see that the U.S. gains nothing from such confrontations. Better still, by largely ignoring the rantings of anti-American zealots, Obama may be able to split persuadable critics of America from those who are reflexively and genuinely anti-American. In an amusing irony, Obama, who is often accused of being an insubstantial rhetorician, has refrained from the long-winded, idealistic bluster on the international stage that his predecessor frequently indulged in. And it may already be paying dividends.

Well worth a read.

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Let’s Just Give The Next Guy a Week

by John Cole|  April 24, 200912:56 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Media

Putting aside the idiocy of the entire media created “100 days” nonsense, I have now read no fewer than three pieces and two polls looking at the President’s first hundred days in office, and we haven’t even hit 100 days yet.

We seriously have too many pundits.

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Grades Are Due

by John Cole|  April 24, 200912:52 pm| 12 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

It is the end of the semester at the Lake Wobegon School for International Finance:

After a two-month wait, the nation’s 19 largest banks will start learning on Friday how they fared in important federal examinations — and which among them will need another bailout from the government or private investors.

While many of the banks reported surprisingly strong first-quarter earnings, they are by no means out of the woods. A number of them are likely to need more capital to weather a prolonged recession, and the losses that might accompany it.

The Federal Reserve intends to disclose, in general terms, how it conducted the stress tests on Friday afternoon, but the government will not publicly reveal the results until May 4. In between, Wall Street is bracing for a possible roller-coaster ride in financial stocks as investors scramble to do their own assessment of the financial industry’s strongest and the weakest players.

This will be fun. I can’t wait to learn how everyone is exceptional, but some still need trillions.

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Thinking Outside the Box

by John Cole|  April 24, 200912:32 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

I predicted a freak-out about Plan B, but I didn’t think it would be this funny:

So guys, if you screw a 17-year-old and “forget” to use a condom, remember: Nothing says “thanks a lot, you cheap whore” like the gift of Plan B!

Alternately, your readers could stop screwing minors.

(via)

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Enough with the dead pirates

by DougJ|  April 24, 20098:47 am| 97 Comments

This post is in: Media

Joe Klein, in an otherwise decent column:

There is the fear that he won’t have the strength to stand up to the Israelis (or the Iranians) or to the left wing of his party on health care or to the porkers on the defense budget. On the other hand, there are three dead Somali pirates who attest to this President’s ability to make tough decisions in a timely fashion.

Somali pirates are not the scariest menace evah and Obama is not the greatest American hero for authorizing Navy Seals to attempt a rescue (as John has pointed out before). It starts with gushing over a president’s ability to outwit a band of teen-aged pirates and it ends with awe over a flight suit that makes “the best of his manly characteristic“.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

(And if Joe Klein thinks that the “left wing of his party” is the 800 pound gorilla in the health care room, he’s a bigger idiot than I thought.)

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The peaceful transfer of power

by DougJ|  April 23, 200910:16 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I thought this nugget in Ben Smith’s piece on Steve Schmidt’s and David Plouffe’s view of the presidential race was quite interesting:

He (Schmidt) also explained his decision to deny Palin an election night speech as a nod to the fact that the concession is a “singular moment” in American public life.

“It begins the process by which power is transferred peacefully,” he said.

Is Schmidt implying that Palin would have given an incendiary speech that would have, in some small way, disrupted the peaceful transfer of power? I don’t disagree but it’s an interesting admission, to say the least, if I’m interpreting it correctly.

Update. I agree with renato that the whole piece is a bit of a blockbuster. The stuff about Lieberman is interesting as well (it’s what we already knew, but it’s interesting to see Schmidt admit it).

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Tedisco demolition night

by DougJ|  April 23, 20099:03 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Politics

The race in NY-20 could be over by tomorrow:

But the numbers are challenging Republican Jim Tedisco’s chances. With fewer than 1,000 paper ballot unopened, Democrat Scott Murphy’s lead is about 400 votes.

[….]

Republican challenges make up a majority of the remaining challenges, with at least 300 because of residency. But it appears those votes may not even matter.

If there is a concession Friday, Capital News 9 will carry any speeches by Jim Tedisco and Scott Murphy.

Tedisco likely would have won if he’d been allowed to come out in favor of the stimulus package. Back in the saddle again.

Update. But not before they challenged Sam Seder’s vote:

We can now add another illustrious name to the list of absentee voters whose ballots in the NY-20 special election have been challenged by the campaign of GOP candidate Jim Tedisco: Sam Seder, the liberal talk-radio host with Air America!

Sam posted a message on Twitter yesterday: “NY20th race Tedisco challenged my absentee ballot. 4 days before the election I was jury foreman for a trial in NY20th. Challenge Fail.”

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