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Admission of failure

by DougJ|  April 14, 200911:28 am| 82 Comments

This post is in: Media

That’s what this exchange in today’s WaPo chat sounds like:

Kensington, Md.: Am I the only one who finds it irritating and childish when the media (and the public) assigns credit or blame to a president for the outcome of a small-scale touch-and-go military operation on the other side of the world? I’m a huge Obama supporter, but he is no more a hero because the waves held steady as our Navy sharpshooter took his aim than Jimmy Carter was a goat because an unexpected sandstorm jammed the helicopter engines during the 1980 hostage rescue mission. Does the media truly have no idea how irrational (and unrealistic) this hero/goat assignment practice is?

Michael A. Fletcher: No comment there. But it is our common practice. Think of the instant analysis after political debates about who “won.” Remember Al Gore’s eye roll? What did that have to with the substance of his answers? But did it say somehting about his personality? Rightly or wrongly, these incidents often come to define presidents, and I don’t think it is just because of the media coverage. It probably speaks to the few windows we get into their decision making. In this case, Obama could have said we’re not going to do something that risky. Or he could have done what he did–I think that says something, even if it doesn’t say as much as we often make it out to.

Until this begins to change, our political system is largely screwed. Leaders are now judged, at best, by random events over which they have little control, and, at worst, by Villagers’ sad attempts at psychoanalysis. Bush managed to transcend that through the magnitude of his incompetence, but, even then, it took the Village until 2005 to realize it, so wowed were they by the straight talk and the flight suit and what not.

Maybe some day that will change. But I’m not optimistic.

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Delusional

by John Cole|  April 14, 200910:05 am| 68 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

I’m sitting here working and the idiot box is on in the background, and the talking heads keep talking about whether or not the economy has turned and using as evidence that Goldman Sachs and another Bank made a profit.

Has it not occurred to these people that the “profit” these guys made would be non-existent without the AIG bailout and all the money funneled to counterparties? I would love for things to turn around, but given the unemployment numbers, the sales numbers today, and all the other bad news, it just seems insane to think we have bottomed out, especially since we had to spend a trillion or so dollars bailing people out to record this illusory one billion dollar profit.

Am I missing something here? I think things are going to be catastrophic in the short term when the auto industry takes the inevitable big hits in the next few months.

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Timing Is Everything

by John Cole|  April 14, 20099:21 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

This is just what GM needs:

General Motors Corp is recalling nearly 1.5 million Buick, Chevrolet, Oldsmobile and Pontiac mid-sized cars due to a potential leak of engine oil that could cause an engine fire.

The recall applies to the 1997-2003 Buick Regal; 1998-2003 Chevrolet Lumina, Monte Carlo and Impala; 1998-99 Oldsmobile Intrigue; and 1997-2003 Pontiac Grand Prix, GM said in a filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

A total of 1,497,516 vehicles, all equipped with a 3.8 liter engine, are involved in the recall.

In somewhat related news, the NY Times is reporting some backlash at the auto shows:

Just a year ago, working as a product presenter at an auto show was a pretty straightforward job. You stood next to a vehicle, you called it a marvel of engineering, style and comfort and then you fielded softball questions like, “What does this baby cost?”

But that was before the bailout. Now that the government has helped General Motors and Chrysler stave off bankruptcy with billions of dollars in loans, these companies are finding somewhat hostile crowds at their exhibits. Which leads to scenes like the one on Friday at the New York auto show, where a blond woman in a tight black dress stood on a rotating platform and pitched the sporty Dodge Circuit, one of five electric cars that Chrysler is developing.

Donald Han, an accountant from Queens, sounded unmoved. “Why now?” he asked the woman, rather curtly, once she had finished her patter. “How come you’ve got to nearly go bankrupt before you come out with a car like this?”

Good question.

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Columbine, Ten Years Later

by John Cole|  April 14, 20099:15 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Interesting piece in USA Today:

They weren’t goths or loners.

The two teenagers who killed 13 people and themselves at suburban Denver’s Columbine High School 10 years ago next week weren’t in the “Trenchcoat Mafia,” disaffected videogamers who wore cowboy dusters. The killings ignited a national debate over bullying, but the record now shows Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold hadn’t been bullied — in fact, they had bragged in diaries about picking on freshmen and “fags.”

Their rampage put schools on alert for “enemies lists” made by troubled students, but the enemies on their list had graduated from Columbine a year earlier. Contrary to early reports, Harris and Klebold weren’t on antidepressant medication and didn’t target jocks, blacks or Christians, police now say, citing the killers’ journals and witness accounts. That story about a student being shot in the head after she said she believed in God? Never happened, the FBI says now.

A decade after Harris and Klebold made Columbine a synonym for rage, new information — including several books that analyze the tragedy through diaries, e-mails, appointment books, videotape, police affidavits and interviews with witnesses, friends and survivors — indicate that much of what the public has been told about the shootings is wrong.

Hard to believe it has been ten years.

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The most trusted name in news

by DougJ|  April 13, 20099:23 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

I’m stuck at the Atlanta airport right now so I’m watching CNN with the sound off. They just put the following caption onscreen while discussing that poor child who was murdered by the Sunday school teacher:

DID MURDERED CHILD TRUST TOO MUCH?

Try to convince me that our civilization is not collapsing.

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Bill of Obligations

by DougJ|  April 13, 20099:11 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Everyone is talking about this of course:

“Today there is much focus on our rights,” Justice Thomas said. “Indeed, I think there is a proliferation of rights.”

“I am often surprised by the virtual nobility that seems to be accorded those with grievances,” he said. “Shouldn’t there at least be equal time for our Bill of Obligations and our Bill of Responsibilities?”

Most of the discussion has focussed on the idea of having too many right, but my question is this: how fucking scary is the idea of a government-authored Bill of Obligations? If that doesn’t sound like Stalin or Pol Pot or Orwell, I don’t know what does.

Update. In the comments, T-Rex writes:

Now I am absolutely thrilled to go see him speak at the U of M Law School the day after tomorrow.

It would be interesting to see if someone can get Thomas to comment on the Coleman-Franken race at this event. I wouldn’t be shocked to see Thomas express the opinion that Coleman deserves to win.

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Monday Night Rambling Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 13, 20098:33 pm| 207 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I have come to the conclusion that my coffee options suck, so I am soliciting advice on some coffee that I can use as a general purpose mild-medium coffee that is good all day long. I just am not happy with all of the options (Seattle’s Best, Starbucks, Celestial Seasonings, etc.) that my local grocery has, so if you can think of something I can buy in bulk and store, is reasonably priced, and tasty…

Right now there is some wingnut congressman, David Rivera (Teaparty- FL) on CNN comparing the Cuba policy changes to Neville Chamberlain and Hitler. I wasn’t kidding when I said there are only three events in all of history for wingnuts.

Ok. That idiot is no longer on my tv. Back to coffee. I’m really not interested in flavored coffees, just a good roast. Any suggestions that fit those criteria would be welcome. I also am not a fan of really bold or overbearing coffees.

In other news, since the tragic loss of Hola Fruta from my grocery store, I have been sampling the Haagen-Dazs fat-free frozen sorbets. I like fruity frozen treats, plus the frozen sorbets are not as catastrophic an assault on your waistline as the ice creams, although having long since lost my girlish figure, at this point worrying about high-calorie ice cream is like worrying about another torpedo in a sinking ship. Every little bit helps, though, so frozen sorbet it is, and if you eat one container over two nights you are really only adding about 250 calories. That is acceptable.

The Harvest Orchard Peach will knock you out it is so good, and tonight and tomorrow I am trying out the lemon, and it will pucker your cheeks it is so tart. Probably should have gone with the Raspberry.

According to CNN, Harry Kalas has collapsed and died. Such a shame- I just loved his voice, and for people my age, he is the voice of the NFL. Just yesterday, as a matter of fact, I watched the Steelers 2008 Superbowl Championship and at the end thought about what a wonderful voice he had.

I forget what the point of this post was.

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