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Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!

Our messy unity will be our strength.

No one could have predicted…

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

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The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

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There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

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Archives for 2009

First They Came For…

by John Cole|  April 14, 20098:19 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Charles Johnson. Then they went after AJ Strata.

For the life of me, I can not imagine why any conservative would read that nothing burger of a DHS report that talks about pretty commonly known stuff (have these people whinging about the report never been to the SPLC or ADL website, for goodness sakes?), look at it and say to themselves “When they are talking about dangerous right-wing extremists, they are talking about me!” Too absurd for words. Unless, of course…

In other news, Glenn Beck rambled on about secession again today while the Texas legislature worked on a bill regarding their sovereignty. I’m sure you all remember that the right-wing extremist who just killed three cops in Pittsburgh was very concerned about those issues.

Just a coincidence, of course.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 14, 20096:13 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

What we need is a FEMA Camp cookbook.

mmm, lemon chicken.

***Update***

An interesting point – now would be a good time for some loyalty oaths, no? To the country would be fine, Ms. Taylor.

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The Point (You’re Never Gonna Get It)

by Tim F|  April 14, 20095:46 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Assholes, General Stupidity

The same thing about which John warned the Malkin fringe again and again, illustrated this time by Glenn.

When you cheer on a Surveillance State, you have no grounds to complain when it turns its eyes on you. If you create a massive and wildly empowered domestic surveillance apparatus, it’s going to monitor and investigate domestic political activity. That’s its nature.

A rightwing “patriot” blew up the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building and killed 168 Americans. Another rightwing activist committed a series of bombings that killed two people and injured at least 150 others. A heavy FOX News consumer shot up a Unitarian church in Knoxville for reasons that he plainly described as politically eliminationist. Last week a white supremacist shot three police officers in cold blood after posting a string of online commentary that echoed hysterical rightwing radio rants almost word-for-word. The shooter admitted that he would have killed more if he could.

Here is a suggestion if Michelle still needs shoulder to cry on. Go find a cop. There’s no need to come to southwestern PA; I saw squad cars from Michigan, Massachusetts and Canada at Thursday’s funeral. Tell him or her how completely unfair it feels to have the government keeping an eye on paranoid gun fetishists. She can explain to her new friend how the government was never meant to use unrestrained police powers on her kind of American.

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At least now I can stop wondering whether rightwing torture-and-wiretap freaks ever understood that putting ‘Islamic’ or ‘terrorist’ in the title of a law is not a great way to limit its scope to people they consider Islamic terrorists. If the meaningful part of a law has no penalty for using supposed ‘antiterrorist’ powers on anyone that a law enforcement agency damn well pleases then that is what it will do.

Republicans were not just trying to grease laws with titles that nobody would want to vote against. They really believed that a law’s title and its preamble, if the author even bothered, had some totemic power to protect conservative ultrapatriots from the vile treatment that they wanted to impose on others. Evil, yes, in the obvious pleasure they took in seeing mostly innocent prisoners tortured. But definitely also stupid.

Watching Malkin, the other Boleyn girl, squirm now after she smugly cheered the disappearance of Catherine of Aragon Jose Padilla only a few years ago does not exactly feel good. But it sure isn’t wrong.

***Update***

What TBogg said.

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Leave No Ballot Unchallenged

by John Cole|  April 14, 20095:04 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

Gotta love these guys:

This just in from Columbia County: when Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s absentee ballot came up in the queue, the poll watchers for Jim Tedisco objected to it, saying the senator was in the county on election day and should have voted in person.

But, but but…. ACORN!

(via email)

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What About the Vagina Coast Guard?

by John Cole|  April 14, 20092:38 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Some of you had mentioned the Shuster piece on MSNBC last night, but I had no idea it was this over the top:

That was almost like an SNL skit.

*** Update ***

The title to this post is a Family Guy reference.

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Tea bag fantasies

by DougJ|  April 14, 20091:00 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Of persecution:

As anti-tax protesters organize tea parties across the country on April 15, rumors are swirling that a backlash is brewing.

Some believe ACORN, which has been under scrutiny for accusations of voter fraud, is preparing to crash some of the tea parties. But ACORN says it is only helping to organize dozens of rallies on the same day in support of President Obama’s first budget.

Speaking of the baggers, if you haven’t seen this, you’re in for a treat.

(via)

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 14, 200912:52 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Music

I’m sitting here reading a book I really, really, do not want to read but have to, and while I am doing it I am cataloging some old cd’s I have not yet put into Itunes, and I just came across a band I used to hear a lot in undergrad but have not listened to in a decade. Whatever happened to the Screaming Trees?

I guess they would be considered protypical grunge, but they sure fit the zeitgeist of the early 90’s and when I turned Nearly Lost You on, I was transported from my desk with a book I don’t want to read to a beer bash in the sun in 1993. I guess like many of the other bands from that time period and that genre, the country changed and they sort of just faded away.

And if anyone cares, I think I liked their 1996 Dust better.

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