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Your Glenn Beck fix

by DougJ|  April 6, 200912:22 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

If you’re like me, you can’t get enough of Glenn Beck. This description (via) of the end of the taping of one of his shows really reminded me of Colbert:

After the broadcast, a clutch of young, blonde producers gathers to praise Beck’s handling of Blumenthal as the host wipes off makeup; bits of towelette cling to his astringent-reddened cheeks. Then we’re off to the basement garage, where his hulking black Escalade idles. Every day, Beck’s driver-bodyguard delivers him from his lakefront mansion in Connecticut (his PR reps beg me not to reveal the exact town, as if Glenn Beck were a military installation) to Manhattan, where he tapes his radio and TV shows, and back. He bought the mansion in 2005, “right at the top [of the market],” he guffaws. “Look, if I lose my home because I bought too much of a home—it was my choice. My wife said to me at the time, ‘Maybe we should buy a smaller house.’ I said, ‘No, let’s buy one we can grow into.’ ” (The couple has four children.) “I’ve lost everything before. In 2000, I could barely afford my $695 rent, and I was happy.”

Colbert’s take on Beck is an instant classic, IHMO.

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The Crash in One Paragraph

by John Cole|  April 6, 20099:43 am| 100 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

This WSJ piece is worth reading, but this paragraph really stood out:

The 2001 recession might have ended the bubble, but the Federal Reserve decided to pursue an unusually expansionary monetary policy in order to counteract the downturn. When the Fed increased liquidity, money naturally flowed to the fastest expanding sector. Both the Clinton and Bush administrations aggressively pursued the goal of expanding homeownership, so credit standards eroded. Lenders and the investment banks that securitized mortgages used rising home prices to justify loans to buyers with limited assets and income. Rating agencies accepted the hypothesis of ever rising home values, gave large portions of each security issue an investment-grade rating, and investors gobbled them up.

After spending months trying to figure out what is happening, that really seems to be the best one paragraph description I have seen of what we are currently experiencing. Also, if you have the time, read Andrew Rosenfield in the Times on how to let a bank fail.

Also, here is a piece I read over the weekend called “It Really Is All Greenspan’s Fault“ that you might find interesting.

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Crazier and crazier

by DougJ|  April 6, 20097:38 am| 90 Comments

This post is in: Media

The Washington Post published an incoherent screed against Eric Holder written by a man named Edward Whelan today. Whelan is identified as the president of the Ethics and Public Policy Center (as well as former deputy in the OLC). What is the Ethics and Public Policy Center?

The Ethics and Public Policy Center was established in 1976 to clarify and reinforce the bond between the Judeo-Christian moral tradition and the public debate over domestic and foreign policy issues.

Check out their web page. Undiluted batshit craziness. “Pope was right to expose cult of the condom” (referring to opposition to the use of condoms to slow the spread of AIDs in Africa), “Should the University of Notre Dame honor our most anti-life president?”, an article by Rick Santorum, an article that wonders “If Whole Foods is a culture’s answer to the demise of the Sixth Commandment”.

Amazing what Fred Hiatt will publish.

Update. From the comments:

And it’s even more telling that the Post knows that someone who was at OLC during that time has no credibility. They included the note “His portfolio did not include national security matters.” in his bio line. They might have well said that “He worked in the sewer but he wasn’t covered in shit.”

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Sunday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 5, 20097:50 pm| 181 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It was a really nice day today here. I took the opportunity to go for a walk and get some fresh air, then spent a little bit of time grocery shopping with a friend and then did some reading while sitting on the porch. It is supposed to be snowing tomorrow night, so today was love it or leave it time for good weather.

I’m glad I did, as everything in the news is just so depressing- all the mass shootings last week (there was yet another one yesterday in which a man killed his entire family and then himself), all capped by that psychopath fringe right-winger from Pittsburgh. More information keeps coming out about him, and he was clearly a deranged sociopath- exactly the type susceptible to messages from irresponsible people peddling one world government/black helicopter conspiracy theories and bullshit about the Obama administration supporting gun grabs or state sovereignty/secessionist nonsense. According to the KDKA news from Pittsburgh, he told the cops at the hospital guarding him that he wished he had killed more of them, and according to the newspapers, he was involved with Stormfront.

Oh, well. What can you do? Don’t forget about the #1 Ladies Detective Agency tonight.

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The short happy life of Culture11

by DougJ|  April 5, 20093:02 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Media

There was a very interesting article about the blog Culture11 in the WashingtonMonthly a few weeks ago (it was the source of a quote about Big Hollywood that John liked a lot). The short story is that a few non-wingnut conservatives decided to start a conservative blog that would attempt to deal with cultural issues in a non-crazy way, founded an aesthetically successful blog (I thought the content on the blog was excellent for a conservative blog), and then failed to find investors or much of an audience, surprise, surprise. And that’s where Big Hollywood comes in:

It was a grimly funny coincidence that around the time Culture11’s financial well was running dry, another Web site sharing its subject matter debuted to much greater fanfare in the right-wing media than Kuo’s project ever received: Big Hollywood, an entertainment and politics blog created by Andrew Breitbart, a conservative Los Angeles–based Internet entrepreneur who helped launch both the Drudge Report and Huffington Post. Beneath an angry vermillion-colored banner, the blog offers recurring features like the “Celebutard of the Week”—tracking the latest vapidly liberal political utterances from the likes of Cher—and clips of the best conservative moments in film interspersed with rote breaking news from the entertainment industry.

The whole article is worth a read. Now, while I support efforts like Culture11 in theory, it’s hard not to note that the Tom Wolfe article that inspired Culture11 was nothing more than a high-brow version of what goes on on Big Hollywood:

Wolfe had gone to the conductor and composer Leonard Bernstein’s cocktail party, watched Park Avenue’s finest flatter themselves by sharing hors d’oeurves with Black Panthers, and wrote about it in scathing detail, first in New York magazine—the cover featured three white socialites in glittery cocktail dresses with raised fists—and later in Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers. In doing so, Friedersdorf believed, Wolfe had made a far stronger case for conservatism than the collected works of L. Brent Bozell.

Is there anything more to conservative cultural critiques than mockery of liberal celebrities? I suppose they also have those list of “greatest conservative movies” and “greatest conservative songs“, but that’s always seemed like an exercise in futility, like assembling the list of greatest white soul singers, where before you start you’re already beat.

Update. Everyone seems to be having a good time making fun of the Great Conservative Songs list, so I thought I’d bring you this blast from the past from George Will.

I may be the only 43-year-old American so out of the swim that I do not even know what marijuana smoke smells like. Perhaps at the concert I was surrounded by controlled substances. Certainly I was surrounded by orderly young adults earnestly — and correctly — insisting that Springsteen is a wholesome cultural portent.

[…]

I have not got a clue about Springsteen’s politics, if any, but flags get waved at his concerts while he sings songs about hard times. He is no whiner, and the recitation of closed factories and other problems always seems punctuated by a grand, cheerful affirmation: “Born in the U.S.A.!”


Update #2
. In my view, this is the greatest conservative song ever.

(via)

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Pitchforks into ploughshares?

by DougJ|  April 5, 20091:06 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

You’ve probably heard that Obama told a group of business leaders that

My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.

I am not a populist. But I do wonder if angry, anti-corporate populism can be put to good use. There are many industries — the credit card industry and broadband and wireless providers come to mine — that are actively ripping off consumers using lack of regulation and/or monopolistic practices.

Can populist anger be channeled into pushing back against these industries (and others, like the health insurance industry, which is perhaps less obviously a scam but more obviously problematic on a larger scale)? I think the answer isn’t clear because in the United States, populism has generally had more to do with “cultural” and racial divisions than on economic inequality. Here’s Krugman on that:

And who can honestly deny that race is a major reason America treats its poor more harshly than any other advanced country? To put it crudely: a middle-class European, thinking about the poor, says to himself, “There but for the grace of God go I.” A middle-class American is all too likely to think, perhaps without admitting it to himself, “Why should I be taxed to support those people?”

[….]

Consider this: in the United States, unlike any other advanced country, many people fail to receive basic health care because they can’t afford it.

It’s not just race, of course, it’s also gay marriage, flag burning, school prayer, abortion, etc.

Is there any hope that this will change? Any chance that angry Americans will begin demanding health care for themselves and an end to corporatism instead of blaming our economic crisis on poor black people and stockpiling weapons for the coming government take-over?

I realize that the answer is probably “no”, of course. We may see a few more angry outbursts over things like the AIG bonuses, but I suspect things won’t go much farther than that. Time-Warner and MBNA and the rest likely have very little to worry about.

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RIP, Lynn Adkins

by John Cole|  April 5, 200910:50 am| 44 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Bethany, West Virginia lost one of her best citizens yesterday as Lynn Adkins died after a several year battle with cancer. She was a devoted teacher, mother, social worker, and wife, and I knew her my entire life. I grew up with her children, I was very attached to her former husband as a teen (he was a wonderful man), and when I was entering a troubled stage of my teen years, Lynn was there to help give my parents advice. It is no exaggeration to state that Lynn Adkins helped save my sister’s life years ago, when she went through what I will simply describe as a personal crisis. Lynn was there to help her, and they remained close friends until the very end. My parents loved Lynn, and she and her husband were members of a circle of friends who did everything together.

This is a very sad day, and my thoughts are with her family.

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