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Surprise, Surprise

by John Cole|  April 6, 20097:52 pm| 169 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

I’m sure you’re as shocked by this as I am (via the GOS):

This last comment was a reference to popular right-wing conspiracy theories about Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)-constructed prisons and concentration camps for U.S. citizens. Such conspiracy theories had long been staples of the militia movement, but received a reinvigorating shot in the arm following the election of Barack Obama as president. Almost overnight, right-wing conspiracists across the country revived all of their 1990s militia conspiracy theories about the “New World Order,” planned gun confiscations, and government plots against the citizenry. Once more, wild speculations about SHTF (“s–t hits the fan”) and TEOTWAKI (“the end of the world as we know it”) scenarios became rampant.

Poplawski bought into the SHTF/TEOTWAKI conspiracy theories hook, line and sinker, even posting a link to Stormfront of a YouTube video featuring talk show host Glenn Beck talking about FEMA camps with Congressman Ron Paul. When the city of Pittsburgh got a Homeland Security grant to add surveillance cameras to protect downtown bridges, Poplawski told Stormfronters that it was “ramping up the police state.” He said, too, that he gave warnings to grocery store customers he encountered (but only if they were white) to stock up on canned goods and other long-lasting foods.

No one could have predicted…

BTW- the first time I ever heard this FEMA trailer stuff was late night when I could not sleep a couple months ago and I turned on Coast to Coast. There was a fellow talking about it who was QUITE exercised.

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A New Day

by John Cole|  April 6, 20097:36 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Sports

The Pirates won one in the ninth. Has the aura of “win” rubbed off the Steelers onto the hapless Pirates? Or is this just a statistical anomaly in a 160+ game season?

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I’ve Lost My Mojo

by John Cole|  April 6, 20095:25 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

I just can’t think of anything clever to say regarding the latest outburst from Bachmann:

I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums.

This woman is clinical. And considering how bad our eduction system is right now, re-education shouldn’t scare Republicans that much. Then again, maybe some kids will go to a charter re-education school or get into a voucher re-education school. That could be cause for concern.

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It’s a Mystery Wrapped Inside a Riddle!

by John Cole|  April 6, 20095:19 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Media

DougJ has already talked about it, but this quote from the Tapper paean just cracked me up:

Of course Tapper — who in his early days worked for Handgun Control, Inc. and Salon — is somewhat taken aback by the idea he’s rooting for the Right.

“It’s always nice to be complimented — if that’s what that was,” he tells National Review Online. “Believe me, I don’t doubt there will come a day when Mr. Limbaugh and National Review consider me once again to be part of the ‘MSM,’ either too tough on Republicans or insufficiently tough on Democrats.”

Still, he admits that there has been a clear bias in favor of Obama. “Certain networks, newspapers, and magazines leaned on the scales a little bit,” he told Howard Kurtz, the Washington Post’s media critic. However, while covering the 2000 election for Salon, Tapper was also quite public about his feeling that the media were “refusing to shine a light on the things Bush doesn’t seem to know or understand.” Obviously, Tapper doesn’t think the cure for bias in one direction is to be biased in the opposing direction. (He says he doesn’t vote in presidential elections, to help preserve his objectivity.)

Virtually every single ridiculous meme circulated in the right-wing wankosphere during the election found its birth with Jake Tapper. Whether it was the nonsense about the teleprompter, which Tapper was pushing in February of 2008, or the “ZOMG HE CALLED SARAH PALIN A PIG” which came to us courtesy of Tapper, or the time that Jake Tapper mysteriously decided to work late and tell us that an innocuous statement from Obama was an allegation of racism directed at the McCain campaign (Rick Davis loved this title, Jake: “Did Obama Accuse McCain of Running a Racist, Xenophobic Campaign?”. He liked it so much we got treated to a week of Republicans running around to every media outlet accusing Obama of playing the “race card.” ), or the time when he decided to plant the meme that Obama is a liar because Jake thought he smelled smoke on his breath, or, of more recent vintage, when he got the vapors over a stupid joke from the Tonight Show.

Again, almost every BS storyline the Republicans and the McCain campaign ran with during the election, with the notable exception of the tire gauge affair (and if I remember correctly, to his credit, I think Tapper corroborated the Obama story about the Afghan Captain in the Army), either saw its birth with Tapper or was heavily promoted by Tapper before hitting the Drudge wurlitzer and making it bigtime. Yeah. It is a real mystery why people might have the impression Tapper is a tool for the right. I just can’t figure out why they would think that.

*** Update ***

I was wrong and am being unfair to Tapper- it was the Politico where the lipstick idiocy started.

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Opening Day

by John Cole|  April 6, 20094:22 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

It is the top of the 1st in the Pirates v. the Cardinals Game Day opener at Busch Stadium, so you all know what that means.

The Pirates are officially mathematically eliminated from playoff contention, and just a few more months of darkness before football starts again.

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Wingers heart Tapper

by DougJ|  April 6, 20092:52 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Media

No one could have predicted this. Here’s the National Review’s Mark Hemingway, who got an interview with Tapper:

What we can say for certain is that Tapper isn’t afraid to go against the grain of the liberal consensus in pursuit of a story. Whether he was pointing out that Barack Obama was a “one-man gaffe machine,” factchecking Obama on the surge, or chiding him for blaming any and all mistakes on his staff, no mainstream journalist was tougher on Obama during the campaign. Considering the fact that much of the media gave Obama the kid-glove treatment, Tapper’s reporting was essential.

[….]

Rush Limbaugh declared on air that “Jake Tapper is the one guy outside the butt-boy bubble in the White House press room,” all but giving Tapper the closest thing to a seal of conservative approval to be found within the “liberal media.” Of course Tapper — who in his early days worked for Handgun Control, Inc. and Salon — is somewhat taken aback by the idea he’s rooting for the Right.

Of course, being the subject of a fluff piece from a right-wing publication increases Tapper’s professional status. Similar treatment from a left-wing one would be a career killer.

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Radon gas

by DougJ|  April 6, 20091:49 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

The Time Lede blog has a round-up of stories about an Italian seismologist named Giampaolo Giuliani, who predicted yesterday’s tragic earthquake using radon gas measurements:

According to Reuters, Mr. Giuliani “was reported to authorities for spreading panic among the population” because “vans with loudspeakers had driven around the town a month ago telling locals to evacuate their houses” after he first warned that a major earthquake would strike L’Aquila soon. Reuters explains that the Italian authorities dismissed the warning:

The blog notes that:

In 1995, The Times reported that changes in radon gas levels “do not precede all earthquakes and cannot be used as a basis for issuing warnings to the public.” We just added more information to the post below based on an interview with Ross Stein of the United States Geological Survey, who called radon gas measurement one in a series of “great white hopes” for earthquake prediction that has been cast aside by most scientists.

I don’t believe in mixing jokes with tragedy, so I am serious when I say that I expect some Republican Congressmen to propose using radon gas measurement as a cheaper way of monitoring seismic events and possibly volcanoes. I hope that I am proved wrong about.

Update. A seismologist friend of mine writes that the radon gas measurement isn’t all that crazy, just not a great predictor overall.

I don’t think it’s totally bogus. If the cracks and fractures in the crust begin to form and propagate prior to the true failure of the fault zone, then some associated side effects could likely be observed. Increased rate of radon gas flow is one of them, as well as changes in electrical resistivity, uplift of the crust by several centimeters, changes in Poisson’s ratio… I think the idea is that the fracturing increases the surface area of the rocks and allows greater flow of water through the rocks, both of which could help radon gas (very short half life) be transported to the surface.

However, since there have been earthquakes that were not preceded by a radon-gas anomaly and radon-gas anomalies that were not followed by earthquakes, it’s not a very useful predictor. You would definitely want an earthquake predictor that did not give false alarms!

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