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It’s the corruption, stupid.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

So many bastards, so little time.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

American history and black history cannot be separated.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Let there be snark.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

People are weird.

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The Next Bomb

by John Cole|  March 4, 200911:27 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Pension liabilities:

Public pension funds across the U.S. are hiding the size of a crisis that’s been looming for years. Retirement plans play accounting games with numbers, giving the illusion that the funds are healthy.

The paper alchemy gives governors and legislators the easy choice to contribute too little or nothing to the funds, year after year.

The misleading numbers posted by retirement fund administrators help mask this reality: Public pensions in the U.S. had total liabilities of $2.9 trillion as of Dec. 16, according to the Center for Retirement Research at Boston College. Their total assets are about 30 percent less than that, at $2 trillion.

With stock market losses this year, public pensions in the U.S. are now underfunded by more than $1 trillion.

That lack of funds explains why dozens of retirement plans in the U.S. have issued more than $50 billion in pension obligation bonds during the past 25 years — more than half of them since 1997 — public records show.

John Bolton got a lot of grief last week for suggesting it would take the bombing of an American city to get people’s attention about the serious terrorist threats out there, but maybe his example is useful for the economy. The way I see it, with the market down to 90’s levels, unemployment exploding, the collapse of the financial sector, the trillions in lost value in the market and home prices, and the various other horrible economic news, if our economy was a country, we would already have had the equivalent of New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Philly, Phoenix, Dallas, and San Diego reduced to rubble. This pension liability is just a mop-up operation, threatening the next tier of cities with annihilation, equivalent to losing Charlotte, Columbus, Austin, and Jacksonville.

We are so screwed.

*** Update ***

I should probably add there is an obvious fix to this. Clearly more of us need to stand athwart history and cut open a Lipton tea bag while shouting porkulus. Obviously, that is our road to salvation.

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Beer Pong Herpes

by John Cole|  March 4, 200910:36 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes

Keep this segment in mind whenever you see any reporting on Fox News:

The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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Colbert Report Full Episodes
Political Humor
Rap Battle
Joke of the Day

Too funny.

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The Mortgage Plan

by John Cole|  March 4, 200910:18 am| 56 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

The details have been released:

The Obama administration gave details of its massive foreclosure prevention program this morning, releasing guidelines for the program for the first time.

The program has two major components: a refinancing program for homeowners with little equity in their homes, and a loan modification effort for borrowers at risk of losing their homes. It is expected to help up to 9 million homeowners lower their mortgage payments.

“Two weeks ago, the President laid out a clear path forward to helping up to nine million families restructure or refinance their mortgages to a payment that is affordable now and into the future,” Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner said in a statement. “Today, we are providing servicers with the details they need to begin helping eligible borrowers.”

I’m trying to find the actual guidelines online.

*** Update ***

Lots of links here.

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He’ll Steele away

by DougJ|  March 4, 20098:42 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Oh, how all events do conspire against him:

A month after Michael Steele became the first African-American chairman of the Republican National Committee, key party leaders are worried that the GOP has made a costly mistake — one that will make it even harder for them to take back power from the dominant Democratic Party.

Steadily becoming a dependable punch line, Steele has brushed back Rush Limbaugh, threatened moderate Republican senators, offered the “friggin’ awesome” Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal some “slum love,” called civil unions “crazy” and promised more outreach to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings” via an “off the hook” public relations campaign.

[….]

On the organizational side, Steele does not have a chief of staff, a political director, a finance director or a communications director. Last week, one of the two men sharing the job of interim finance director was forced to resign.

[….]

“I know some folks in Washington feel that they’re kind of on the outside of this — that they don’t have the day-to-day blow by blow of what I’m doing,” he said. “And that’s exactly how I like it. I want to be about the business of putting in place a good infrastructure that will enable me to go out and build a better brand, stronger brand, for the GOP. And I won’t get there by tattle-telling every day what I’m doing.”

Not to mention that a former campaign official is being investigated by the FBI.

This Friday afternoon seems like the logical time to fire him. The best part will be that Rush will claim victory.

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Perpetual bitch-slap machine

by DougJ|  March 3, 200911:11 pm| 143 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

Last week, while I was driving to work, I had a premonition that someone would make a weird comment about Bobby Jindal’s Indian heritage. I wasn’t quite sure what it would be — my first thought was that it would be a Politico piece comparing him to Sanjay Gupta — but I knew it was coming. I mulled over a post about this, but before I could write it, Michael Steele had sent some “slum love” to the Rhodes scholar/exorcist/conservative wunderkind and it was too late.

I now have a premonition that Maureen Dowd will write a column about the romantic misadventures of conservatives like Meghan McCain and Dustin Siggins. I just wanted to get that out there so that when it appears you can all see what a genius I am.

But that’s not what this post is about. This post is about the one political theory that I truly believe, the Josh Marshall bitch-slap theory of politics, which asserts that in many political arguments, what matters is who is seen as having delivered the bitch slap and who is seen as having received it. It’s a Republican specialty and the story usually goes like this: Candidate X says some reasonable thing that sounds slightly awkward. The right-wing talk radio crowd jumps all over it and gets its useful idiots (Jake Tapper, Mark Halperin, Marc Ambinder, etc.) all excited about making Candidate X retract it. Finally after about 24 hours, Candidate X does retract it and looks weak for having done so. That sets in motion a Halperin-Politico news cycle about why Candidate X doesn’t appeal to middle Americans who just want to have a beer with a guy who stands up for what he believes in.

We’ve seen it time and time again.

And that’s why it’s so smart to taunt the Republicans about Rush. Some Republicans (to their credit) will chafe against the notion that they orders from an obese oxycontin addict and protest. We all know what happens next. This isn’t just about making it clear that Republicans take orders from El Rushbo, it’s about making them look weak and pathetic. And once it’s all set in motion, it just keeps going — it really is a perpetual bitch-slap machine.

There’s some expression that applies here, like hoisted by their own petards. It’s like when the Jacobins started executing each other (that happened, right?).

What this has to do with my Bobby Jindal and MoDo premonitions is that somebody wrote into TPM with the same idea a few minutes ago. Oh, well.

Update: As long as I’m cribbing from TPM, it sounds like Steele is a goner. So who’s the next head of the RNC: Katon Dawson, Ken Blackwell, or that thirteen year-old kid from CPAC?

Update #2: Plouffe hits Rush in WaPo, it occurs to me that Rush will take credit when Steele is forced out, and TZ has a great idea for an Onion article:

NATION APOLOGIZES TO RUSHBO: WE’RE SORRY FOR ELECTING OBAMA!

The entire country today admitted that it “didn’t mean it” when it elected Barack Obama president, in direct disobeyance of orders from petulant American dictator, Rush Limbaugh.

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About Jim Cramer

by John Cole|  March 3, 200911:11 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Yes, I am aware he is running around screaming about Obama destroying wealth and the usual suspects are apoplectic that Gibbs referred to him. All I have to say is this:

The prosecution rests.

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Let’s Hear It For Capitalism!

by John Cole|  March 3, 20099:19 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Assholes

I really don’t know what to say:

Whether they deserve to be or not, Countrywide Financial and its top executives would be on most lists of those who share blame for the nation’s economic crisis. After all, the banking behemoth made risky loans to tens of thousands of Americans, helping set off a chain of events that has the economy staggering.

So it may come as a surprise that a dozen top Countrywide executives now stand to make millions from the home mortgage mess.

Stanford L. Kurland, Countrywide’s former president, and his team of former company executives have been buying up delinquent home mortgages that the government took over from other failed banks, sometimes for pennies on the dollar. They get a piece of what they can collect.

“It has been very successful — very strong,” John Lawrence, the company’s head of loan servicing, told Mr. Kurland one morning last week in a glass-walled boardroom here at PennyMac’s spacious headquarters, opened last year in the same Los Angeles suburb where Countrywide once flourished.

***

“It is sort of like the arsonist who sets fire to the house and then buys up the charred remains and resells it,” said Margo Saunders, a lawyer with the National Consumer Law Center, which for more than a decade has sought to place limits on abusive lending practices.

Lovely.

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