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The Next Nexter Right

by John Cole|  February 25, 20096:42 pm| 56 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

This should be fun (via Sullivan):

I just got off the phone with a very plugged-in Republican strategist who told me that Republican reaction to President Obama’s speech, which the party will roll out in the next few days, will mark the beginning of a new GOP approach to opposing the president’s initiatives. (No, Bobby Jindal’s ineffective response was not part of that new approach — everyone seems a little embarrassed about that.) The Republican leadership in the House has concluded that in the stimulus debate, the GOP succeeded in dominating a number of news cycles but failed to score any points on actual policy. That, the leaders believe, has got to change.

“You’re seeing a major doctrinal shift in how Republicans are going to focus all these debates,” the strategist told me. “The key is to focus on winning the issue as opposed to winning the political moment. If you win the issue, people will think you are ready to govern.”

I asked him to elaborate a little. “With the political moment, it’s how can you find the one thing that gives you the momentary upper hand in terms of the coverage for the next six hours — as opposed to engaging the electorate in creating a structural change in their opinion on which party is better able to handle an issue.”

During the stimulus debate, the strategist argued, Republicans had an actual alternative but were unable to direct much attention to it — in part because they were focusing so much of their rhetoric on the massive and unnecessary spending in the bill. The debate became a question of an up-or-down decision on the Obama/Democratic plan — not a choice between the Obama/Democratic plan and a Republican plan. “The coverage of the stimulus bill focused on the difference between the House and Senate versions,” the strategist told me, “which were basically two sides of the same coin.” The Republican role was limited to a) saying no to the Obama/Democratic bill, and b) having three moderates in the Senate approve of the bill as long as it offered a little less than what Democrats proposed. The idea that Republicans, mostly in the House, had an actual full-scale alternative, was lost. “On the Sunday talk shows, right after it passed, find me one person who mentioned the Republican alternative,” the strategist said.

Look, big points for finally starting to figure this out after spending millions of dollars on tire gauges and fake press credentials and celebrity ads and “Drill, baby, drill” t-shirts. Quite frankly, you’ve been a bit of a joke lately (so much so that you were openly mocked by Paris Hilton). Props for recognizing that the key to the GOP future is not through youtube masturbatory fantasies about being back in the saddle again, but you still aren’t there yet, folks.

Repeat after me: You had no alternative. You had no alternative. You had no alternative. The reason no one on the Sunday shows could point to the Republican alternative WAS BECAUSE YOU DID NOT HAVE ONE.

You had a mantra- tax cuts. And you had something proposed by DeMint that you all supported. And you had more tax cuts in a house bill. Technically, I guess you could pretend that those were an alternative, but considering it was more of the same, it wasn’t really an alternative, since all we did over the past eight years was cut taxes. In fact, a good way to judge whether you had a real alternative is the fact that none of you could go on one of the hundreds of television shows that just love to have Republicans on and explain why after a decade of tax cuts got us into this mess, more tax cuts was the solution. Pretending this slate of more tax cuts was an alternative is akin to the Rolling Stones re-releasing Sympathy For the Devil, but this time with a banjo instead of guitars, and calling it a fresh new song. Most of us would recognize the tune, but we would still think they were crazy. And in fairness to the Rolling Stones, they are still a touch more popular than you and your ideas and might be able to pull it off. Say it again- you had no alternative. You had tax cuts, and you had sneering derision for anything the Democrats proposed. Even the libertarians at Reason had an alternative (albeit #2 on a list of four was, you guessed it… tax cuts and #3 was tinkering around the margins of Roth funds). You had nothing.

But I am happy with the baby steps you are making. Considering in the general election, your candidate had no clue what the difference was between tactics and strategy as it applied to Iraq, this is real progress. Some day soon you all may actually have an idea that requires more than the room on a bumper sticker to describe in full.

The <del datetime="2009-02-25T23:14:31+00:00">Next</del> Nexter RightPost + Comments (56)

Operation Leper, Part II

by John Cole|  February 25, 20094:18 pm| 125 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

Awesome:

LIMBAUGH: [T]he people on our side are really making a mistake if they go after Bobby Jindal on the basis of style. Because if you think — people on our side I’m talking to you — those of you who think Jindal was horrible, you think — in fact, I don’t ever want to hear from you ever again. … I’ve spoken to him numerous times, he’s brilliant. He’s the real deal.

I love the fact that Limbaugh thinks that after years of anti-intellectualism, years of reducing complex policy decisions to “with us or against us” and most recently “Drill, baby, drill” that they now should no longer consider “style” when trying to appeal to the base GOP base.

At any rate, better start scrubbing your websites, Republicans, or pretty soon there will be some Silly Putty in the mail or you will be blacklisted for pointing out that Jindal really and truly sucked last night.

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What Does This Mean

by John Cole|  February 25, 20093:14 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Supreme Court ruling, and as a non-lawyer, I am interpreting this to mean the FSM is getting the shaft and there will not be statues of his noodly appendages in a public square near you any time soon:

The Supreme Court ruled unanimously on Wednesday, in one of the most closely watched free speech decisions in years, that a tiny religious sect could not force a Utah city to let it erect a monument to its faith in a public park.

The fact that there is already a Ten Commandments monument in the park in Pleasant Grove City does not mean that city officials must also allow the religious group called Summum to place a monument there to the Seven Aphorisms of its faith, the justices ruled.

Anyone with legal training want to read the ruling and decipher that for us rubes?

Also, ACTIVIST JUDGES!

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Reasonable Republican club

by DougJ|  February 25, 20093:12 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Yesterday, George Packer drooled all over David Brooks’ vacuous “Burkean bell” critique of Obama, which can be summarized as “it sounds complex, so I don’t think it will work.” Today, Amy Sullivan tells us that Bobby Jindal would have been brilliant if only he’d told us what he’d really thought:

Jindal is a smart guy, a frighteningly smart guy. I’d love to hear his real, honest, not-positioning-for-2012 response to Obama’s speech tonight because I suspect he’d have some sharp and useful criticisms.

Now, I suspect that Jindal is relatively intelligent since he was a Rhodes scholar. And, anyway, all Indians are smart, right? But if he’s never made any sharp or useful criticisms of Obama, then why should we believe that he has any? His educational pedigree doesn’t make his nonsense any more logical, just as David Brooks’ faux erudition doesn’t make his vacuous vagaries any more incisive.

Look, there are Republicans who have said intelligent things about the stimulus — Charlie Crist and Arnie (who support it) and Marty Feldstein who supports it with reservations, for example. But Republicans who unreservedly oppose the stimulus have not made any good points about their opposition. Repeating things that Herbert Hoover said 80 years ago does not qualify as a good point.

This really is the soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

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A Righteous Rant

by John Cole|  February 25, 20092:09 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: The War on Your Neighbor, aka the War on Drugs

And for those of you who think I am being too hard on the libertarians, let me point you to this righteous rant (the issue is also mentioned here at Reason):

This is what happens when you declare “war” on American citizens. You dehumanize them. And you instill an ends-justifies-the-means, win at all costs mindset in your “warriors.” This mindset infected the entire narcotics unit at Atlanta PD. You’d have to be awfully naive to believe the problem is limited to Atlanta.

Officers Junnier, Smith, and Tesler are going to prison. But you could make a good case that they were only responding to incentives. A lot of other people have Kathryn Johnston’s blood on their hands too, people with names like Bennett, Gates, Walters, Souder, Tandy, and Meese. They’ve been ratcheting up the war rhetoric of drug prohibition for 30 years. It boggles my mind that I’m “known” for this issue. For this to even be an issue, we had to have reached the point where most of America is now accustomed to the notion that state agents dressed in battle garb can and will tear down the doors of private homes in the middle of the night for nothing more than mere possession of psychoactive substances. And most of the time, they do it under the full color of law.

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These cops were evil. But they worked within an evil system that’s not only immoral on its face, but is rife with bad incentives and plays to the worst instincts in human nature.

And he is 100% right. It is absolutely insane that he is one of only a vocal few who are loudly saying this. It just makes no sense.

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And Now For The Important News of the Day

by John Cole|  February 25, 20091:43 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

Puppy incoming:

The whole world, it seems, wants to know: What kind of dog are the Obamas getting and, for goodness sake, when?

Speaking to PEOPLE at the White House recently, Michelle Obama leaned in and confided: “You’re getting some scoops here.”

So, when? In April, Mrs. Obama says – after she and the President take daughters Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, on a vacation for spring break.

Here’s a sample of a typical family conversation on the matter: “So Sasha says, ‘April 1st.’ I said, ‘April.’ She says, ‘April 1st.’ It’s, like, April!,” Mrs. Obama recalls. “Got to do it after spring break. You can’t get a new dog and then go away for a week.”

And what kind of dog will soon be frolicking on the South Lawn? Mrs. Obama says the family is looking for a rescue Portuguese Water dog who is “old enough” and a “match” for the family dynamic.

Here are some pics of a Portuguese Water Dog. I got a mutt I named Ajax when I was six who looked like a light brown version of this, and he was a great dog but a horrible pain in the rear. My parents called him “swampfoot,” because he had this unique ability to sneak off into creek and get filthy in under two minutes. He was also ornery as hell. He would not respond when you called him if he didn’t think you had visual contact, and you had the great spectacle of my parents standing in the backyard yelling “AJAX! AJAX, DAMNIT, I SEE YOU.” Then and only then would he come. My other enduring memory of Ajax is with his beard coated red with spaghetti sauce. He just loved the stuff. What a great dog.

At any rate, the kids are getting their dog soon it seems. Huzzah.

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Losing the thread

by DougJ|  February 25, 200911:43 am| 146 Comments

This post is in: Media

Atrios makes a point about wingnut mythology that’s along the lines of what I’ve been thinking for a while:

I’ve written before that I think part of the problem that conservatives/Republicans face is that their mythology has become a bit too complex for mere mortals (people who don’t listen to Limbaugh and read The Corner obsessively) to comprehend. They reference rogues’ gallery of enemies and various “bad things” that most people have never heard of. Simply trying to navigate through the various wingnutty minefields while throwing out the appropriate red meat has become difficult to do, and the result is incomprehensible to most of the country.

I believe that one of the big reasons Obama consistently did better in polls than on pundits’ scorecards in the debates is that not many Americans had any idea what John McCain was talking about most of the time. Sure, pundits did because they knew what he was going to say before he even said it. If he said “paygo, that one”, they nodded along and said it was a powerful evocation of conservative principles. But certainly most voters thought “what the hell does that mean”? When he said “bear DNA” over and over, I’m sure most Americans just thought he was having a senior moment. But Halperin et al. thought it was brilliant.

Field mice and volcano monitoring are just never going to work as well as “welfare queens” and “young bucks buying T-bones” did. They’re too complicated. Since Republicans make most of their stories up anyway, why not at least make up stories that are easy for people to follow and might potentially scare voters?

My guess is that they think that because pundits eat their convoluted mythology up, voters will too. But voters just don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to make themselves understand these stories in the first place.

Update:Scarily enough, J-Pod agrees about McCain (via):

The problem, in my view, is that the shorthand in which McCain spoke about these matters made them comprehensible only to those of us who are already schooled in them. In almost every case, Obama answered McCain’s shorthand with longhand — with detailed, even long-winded answers that gave the distinct impression he was more in command of the details of these charges than the man who was trying to go after him on them.

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