• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Mobile Menu

  • 2026 Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2026 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Archives for 2009

Archives for 2009

What About Them

by John Cole|  February 3, 20098:38 am| 64 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Interesting snippet from a heart-wrenching tale about the stigmatized Wall Street wizards:

Of course, mistakes were made on Wall Street, says Emanuel Pleitez, a 26-year-old former Goldman Sachs employee who resigned from his job a few months ago to run for Congress in his hometown, Los Angeles. But to a great extent, he says, those mistakes were born of misplaced trust.

“Look, you can talk about collateralized debt obligations all day long,” he said, referring to a type of asset-backed security that has turned famously toxic. “But there were ratings agencies that were supposed to tell us how risky these securities were. We essentially closed our eyes and said, ‘O.K., you say this is rated triple-A, fine, I believe you.’ ” In hindsight, he said, “Everyone should have been more skeptical.”

I know I have brought this up several times, but putting aside the irresponsibility of just closing their eyes and saying “O.K.,” the folks who seem to have gotten off scott free are the ratings agencies. What they did was akin to the FDA not only removing the warning from cigarette packs, but adding a little statement that “Cigarettes can enhance health if smoked in quantities of higher than four packs a day.”

These guys should face hell, and all the anger seems directed at the Merrill’s and Lehmans and Goldman Sachs’s of the world.

And, in case you were wondering, because I was, Pleitez is apparently a Democrat and served on the Obama transition team.

What About ThemPost + Comments (64)

More Snow

by John Cole|  February 3, 20097:44 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This has just been the weirdest winter here- it seems to snow almost every other day, but it never amounts to anything. Tonight we had another inch or so, so there is a light covering again this morning, and it is still coming down. The weirdest thing is that looking outside, it looks like that kind of tiny snow that just keeps coming for ever and ever (not the big fluffy stuff that only lasts for an hour that looks like those little ornaments you shake).

But here is the weirdest part. I see the snow coming down, I see the sky, but none of the radar at wunderground or weather.com is showing anything. Not sure what is going on, but one of my friends last week told me we were supposed to get a massive snow today (I believe her exact phrase was a “tornado snowstorm”), but again, just not seeing anything on the radar.

Weird.

More SnowPost + Comments (32)

Can a Brother Get an Amen?

by John Cole|  February 3, 20097:27 am| 106 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Cold Hard Football facts breaks it down for the Big Ben haters:

Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger continues to be haunted by doubters who simply don’t get his game. We assume those doubts will end after his performance in Super Bowl XLIII.

Big Ben’s game is this: he pulls plays out of his ass time and again and wins far more often than not. He’s 51-20 in regular-season play and now boasts an 8-2 mark in the playoffs, second only to Tom Brady among active quarterbacks (Arizona’s Kurt Warner fell to 8-3 with the loss).

If a player pulls plays out of his ass every now and then as a rookie and wins a lot of games, then maybe it’s a little luck. If a player pulls plays out of his ass pretty much every week for five seasons and wins a pair of Super Bowls in the process then he’s pretty good.

Big Ben’s resume now includes a game-winning touchdown drive in the final two minutes of a Super Bowl … and he pulled it off following an ordinary average game to that point, and at a time when it appeared that everything was falling apart around him.

***

The game-winning TD to Holmes was a feathery thing of beauty, over the heads of three defenders and into the outstretched hands of the receiver, who was barely able to tip-tap both feet in bounds with nano-centimeters to spare.

Big Ben also did it behind what might have been the worst offensive line ever to win a Super Bowl. The Steelers ranked a dreadful 28th on our Offensive Hog Index this year, and the weakness showed up like a gushing old wound in the Super Bowl.

“But, but, but, he doesn’t drop back and pass purty every play like ___.”

Wank on, haters and non-believers.

Can a Brother Get an Amen?Post + Comments (106)

A wink’s as good as a nod to a blind elephant

by DougJ|  February 2, 200910:26 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Newt Gingrich today on Palin 2012:

“If Sarah Palin seeks out a group of sophisticated policy advisers and spends time developing a series of fairly sophisticated positions,” Gingrich said during his 33rd visit to the Christian Science Monitor breakfast series, “she is very formidable.”

I’m not quite sure what sophisticated (even with the modifier “fairly) might mean here. Maybe it means she’ll be putting Prada on the RNC credit card instead of Saks this time around.

But Newt’s not alone in thinking that Sarah may be the future of the GOP (from Rasmussen):

the plurality of GOP voters (43%) say their party has been too moderate over the past eight years, and 55% think it should become more like Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in the future…

Bear in mind that Scott Rasmussen is conservative pollster who likely has a hard-on for Palin in various senses of that expression. And I’ve underestimated the craziness of the Republican party before.

But, seriously, they’re not really going to do this, are they?

A wink’s as good as a nod to a blind elephantPost + Comments (102)

That Chain Of Command Thing

by John Cole|  February 2, 20097:15 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Military

Charming report out of a source I have never heard of before, so I have no clue about the validity of the story (and doubt it is true, as what is being suggested is pretty insane), and readers should beware:

CENTCOM commander Gen. David Petraeus, supported by Defence Secretary Robert Gates, tried to convince President Barack Obama that he had to back down from his campaign pledge to withdraw all U.S. combat troops from Iraq within 16 months at an Oval Office meeting Jan. 21.

But Obama informed Gates, Petraeus and Joint Chiefs Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen that he wasn’t convinced and that he wanted Gates and the military leaders to come back quickly with a detailed 16-month plan, according to two sources who have talked with participants in the meeting.

Obama’s decision to override Petraeus’s recommendation has not ended the conflict between the president and senior military officers over troop withdrawal, however. There are indications that Petraeus and his allies in the military and the Pentagon, including Gen. Ray Odierno, now the top commander in Iraq, have already begun to try to pressure Obama to change his withdrawal policy.

A network of senior military officers is also reported to be preparing to support Petraeus and Odierno by mobilising public opinion against Obama’s decision.

If this source is correct, and this is true, and if they can not follow orders, they can resign their commissions. It is that simple.

Obligatory Dwight Eisenhower farewell speech reference.

*** Update ***

Folks, the important part of this story is the fourth paragraph (that I have bolded). There is a word for that, and Republicans like to toss that word around. That is why I have said this report is insane if accurate.

Obligatory MacArthur reference.

That Chain Of Command ThingPost + Comments (113)

Making Demands From a Position of Weakness

by John Cole|  February 2, 20097:09 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Clown Shoes

The brazenness of the GOP never ceases to amaze me:

There are three issues on which I can see a Republican-led filibuster successfully blocking Democratic legislation: card-check, nationalized health care, and taxpayer-funding of abortion. On each of these issues, at least one or more Republican senators will break rank, but there are also a few Democrats who could potentially back a Republican filibuster. These are the kind of votes that could hinge on one mavericky senator from either side.

Republicans and Gregg would be foolish to settle for a Republican replacement who would toe the liberal line on issues like these where the threat of a GOP filibuster actually matters.

Look- in 2004 you called a slim margin of victory a firm mandate to govern, and now, four years latered, you got demolished in the elections, you don’t control the House, you don’t control the Senate, you don’t control the White House, and you don’t control the governorship of New Hampshire. You’ll take whatever you get, there is nothing you can do about it, and the Democrats are total morons if they cave to you.

If anyone could point out any reason to think these guys have any reason to be making demands, I am all ears. For extra yuks, the title of the post at the Weekly Standard is “Are Republicans Going to Get Rolled on Gregg Replacement?”

Making Demands From a Position of WeaknessPost + Comments (35)

Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 2, 20097:01 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I am still wiped out.

BTW- do we need to put out a missing persons report on Punchy and JSF? I was convinced they would be griefing me pretty hardcore last night.

Open ThreadPost + Comments (17)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 506
  • Page 507
  • Page 508
  • Page 509
  • Page 510
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 552
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - SkyBluePink -  10 Photos 6
Photo by SkyBluePink (4/15/26)
Donate

Election Resources

Voter Registration Info – Find a State
Check Voter Registration by Address
Election Calendar by State

Targeted Fundraising Info & Links

Recent Comments

  • Ksmiami05 on Sunday Night Open Thread (Apr 20, 2026 @ 3:33am)
  • Martin on Sunday Night Open Thread (Apr 20, 2026 @ 3:27am)
  • Martin on Sunday Night Open Thread (Apr 20, 2026 @ 3:22am)
  • Ruckus on Sunday Night Open Thread (Apr 20, 2026 @ 3:10am)
  • Martin on Sunday Afternoon Open Thread (Apr 20, 2026 @ 3:07am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Outsmarting Apple iOS 26

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Order Calendar A
Order Calendar B

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)
Sister Golden Bear

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc