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NCAA Championship thread

by DougJ|  January 10, 20119:03 pm| 400 Comments

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As a sovereign blogger, I do not accept the authority of the BCS. I will crown TCU national champion if both teams play poorly tonight.

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  1. 1.

    Crusty Dem

    January 10, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Done and done.

    Seriously, 12 1/2 minutes in and it’s a fucking disaster.

  2. 2.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Both teams look really rusty.

    I had to get up for a minute. What happened on Oregon’s last drive? They were down on Auburn’s 20.

  3. 3.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Here

  4. 4.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    I love the contrast in cheerleading squads.

    Auburn: We like to pretend we’re all a bunch of wholesome country bumpkins

    Oregon: We know you want to fuck us. Why bother?

  5. 5.

    Bnut

    January 10, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Three turnovers already. Fuck that cow college, go Ducks!

  6. 6.

    phantomist

    January 10, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Oregon….the Fightin’ Fishin’ Lures.

  7. 7.

    cmorenc

    January 10, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    There must be something un-Merikan bout me. In a moment, I’m going up to the bonus room to watch some sports on TV, and the first stop will be Leicester City v. Manchester City FA Cup game on FSC (the kind the rest of the world considers “football”), and only after awhile will I flip over for a few minutes to check out Oregon v Auburn. Though I am pulling for Ory-gun to beat Auburn, to the limited extent I have any rooting interest in that game.

  8. 8.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    @Mark S.:Pick on a torrid Fairley rush.

  9. 9.

    burnspbesq

    January 10, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    People are shocked that defense is being played. They are speechless.

  10. 10.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    @cmorenc: commie rat

  11. 11.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    The Ducks have some wicked team speed. SEC-like speed.

    They have a good shot at this.

  12. 12.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    3 turnovers before the end of the 1st quarter? This is why there shouldn’t be such a big gap between the end of the season and the Championship game.

    Cam Newton has gotten hit more in this game than he has all season, I think. Go Ducks!

  13. 13.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    Oregon’s all about the 4th quarter; they bank on the D being exhausted after all the run-n-gun.

    Auburn’s d-linemen are already huffing and puffing. Not good.

  14. 14.

    cmorenc

    January 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Is that because I’m for the People’s Republic of Oregon team? Or because I’m rooting for Manchester City in the football game, even though the team’s owned by a rich sheik from somewhere in Araby?

  15. 15.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    @cmorenc: futbol

    and just foolin around

  16. 16.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    It’s not a good sign if you’re defense is gassed in the first quarter.

  17. 17.

    cmorenc

    January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I’ve been wishing Mushburger a happy retirement for oh, twenty-five years now, but he never seems to take the hint and retire from the airwaves.

  18. 18.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    Man, have picks killed the Ducks or what?

  19. 19.

    burnspbesq

    January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I do not want to hear anyone bellyaching about Musberger unless you lived in SoCal in the late 1970s and endured him as co-anchor of the 6:00 news on channel 2.

  20. 20.

    PaulW

    January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    first quarter ends with both teams scoreless.

    TCU wins!

  21. 21.

    Bnut

    January 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Auburn is fucked if this keeps going on. Their offense doesn’t know how to slow things down to let their D-line get some rest. If Cam gets hurt, it’s last year’s NCG all over again.

  22. 22.

    burnspbesq

    January 10, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    @cmorenc:

    How about Crawley Town? Arguably an even bigger upset than Stevenage.

  23. 23.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    @stuckinred: Stuckinred, it’s good to see you, sir. How much did y’all get? We got a good six inches on the ground in the Upstate and it’s only melted enough today to make for a royal damn mess tomorrow.

  24. 24.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    @phantomist:
    LOL…beverage spew….

    Ol’ Phil even got them little fluorescent condoms for their heads.

  25. 25.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    As a sovereign blogger, I do not accept the authority of the BCS.

    As opposed to what? A renegade blogger?

    OK, holy CRAP these defensive squads are pumped. Ducks are knocking, and its still 0-0 after 1.

    GO AUBURN

  26. 26.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    @burnspbesq:
    Ugh. Really? But at least you didn’t have to watch that channel’s newscast. If you want to watch a big game like this, you’re stuck with him.

  27. 27.

    Moonbatting Average

    January 10, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    I LOVE the eye-bleeding fluorescent shoes! Hey Auburn… DUCK U!

  28. 28.

    Montysano

    January 10, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    @Mark S.:

    It’s not a good sign if you’re defense is gassed in the first quarter.

    I’m a Hoosier who transplanted to Alabama, so for me football is just a sign that college hoops are just around the corner. But yeah… you’re right. I’ve never seen such fast-paced football.

  29. 29.

    burnspbesq

    January 10, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Damn espn3 keeps going away.

  30. 30.

    cmorenc

    January 10, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    @efgoldman:

    It’s payback time for all those yahoos who stuck their noses into EVERY one of Randhinio’s occasional soccer threads barking ignorant insults about soccer.

    And I’m not even insulting “murkan football beyond implying that I’m immune enough from its charms to not bother to steadily tune in even to the national championship game. Not out of contempt like the soccer-ignoramuses do, rather simply out of tepid interest in murkan football.

  31. 31.

    arguingwithsignposts

    January 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    @burnspbesq: noticed that too. think espn broke the internets.

  32. 32.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Back atcha, they are saying only 4 but this place is shut down. I am amazed the cable is on. It’s going to be interesting to see how they deal with the ice and compacted snow since it’s supposed to stay frozen till Friday. I assume you are the same?

  33. 33.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    TCU! TCU! And, Brent needs to retire very soon. He is so annoying.

  34. 34.

    burnspbesq

    January 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    @efgoldman:

    News. With Connie Chung. And the other stations were worse.

  35. 35.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    @burnspbesq: People are shocked that defense is being played. They are speechless.

    Both teams showing that they got some f’n talent bro! Go defense!

  36. 36.

    Bnut

    January 10, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    I’m watching a low-hd stream. What is Oregon’s helmet pattern? ACU? Snakeskin? Diamond plate?

  37. 37.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    @cmorenc:

    …barking ignorant insults about soccer.

    That sounds like a typical … NFL fan. Ducks quack first, 3-0. Turnovers, trixie plays, fireworks imminent?

  38. 38.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Fucking a…no way I would leave LSU for Michigan if I were Les Miles. Big 10 = football wannabes of late and in the future.

  39. 39.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    @stuckinred: I am. Was off work today and they’ve already called it for tomorrow, which suits the hell out of me. The power’s on, the cable’s on, I got to the grocery ahead of all the rednecks fighting over the last milk and bread …. hell, life is good sometimes.

  40. 40.

    burnspbesq

    January 10, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    @Stillwater:

    Yup. Let’s see … Oregon, Stanford, Boise … What was that about no football west of the Central time zone?

  41. 41.

    JPL

    January 10, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    The Ducks need new shoes because they are distracting to the other team.

  42. 42.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    that was a pick. Go Ducks!

  43. 43.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    I think that’ll be overturned. He was in bounds.

  44. 44.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    @Bnut: Close up it looks like the Hot Tuna – First Pull Up Then Pull Down cover in Silver.

  45. 45.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    Les Miles was an assistant at Michigan. Maybe he thinks he can be the savior of Big-10 football. Or at least at Michigan.

  46. 46.

    JimK

    January 10, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    Live sports- type p2p, click live sports, take your pick.

  47. 47.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    @efgoldman: meh. In lake effect country, that’s a light dusting. Give yourself an extra ten minutes going to work.

  48. 48.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    I still don’t understand why that wasn’t ruled an interception by Oregon.

  49. 49.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Yea, I work from home so I fiddled around some and stayed online when I wasn’t making movies

    check out the wild man up the street on a unicycle in the snow!

  50. 50.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @Stillwater @Mark S.: Ah, apparently not. GO AUBURN!

    ETA: … and the kick is good. 7-3 Auburn, with 12:00 in 2.

    ETA: … and the fireworks been lit under a sleeping Auburn D.

  51. 51.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    I still think that was an interception. Oh well, 7-3.

  52. 52.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    How many busted coverages on that last drive?

  53. 53.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    @madmommy: He played there too.

  54. 54.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Won’t no white guy outrun them but great play!

  55. 55.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Ducks!! That was a great play.

  56. 56.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 10, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:
    Hail TCU and the Little Sisters of the Poor! Oh BTW the Mountain West Conference, wins the ESPN Bowl Challenge Cup. They have won it four times in seven years. Big Ten? Big Ten?

  57. 57.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: When did you sneak in? Get any snow yet?

  58. 58.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    @stuckinred: Unicycle guy made me smile. He’s making it a lot better on one wheel that the folks going up and down my road are making it on four.

  59. 59.

    MikeJ

    January 10, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Up here in New England we’re looking at probably a foot Tuesday night into Wednesday. I’m going to work.

    First winter Obama was in DC, it snowed. His youngest scoffed at the meagre snowfall saying, “in Chicago we’d still have outside recess!”

  60. 60.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: Big Ten? Big Ten?

    Big Ten would’ve done alright, cept for a few bad calls and stuff. (Snif, snif)

  61. 61.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Heh! DUCKS!!!

  62. 62.

    Bnut

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    @stuckinred: It’s actually a tessellation of Phil Knight’s signature.

  63. 63.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    @efgoldman: Lake Erie is shallow, and it freezes easily. This year has been, so far, average in snowfall. Today I could see the big ice patches forming because the wind was light and the air VERY cold this morning.

    Over time, the higher temps will cause all of the Great Lakes to drop in depth, and that is some serious bad fucking news that has nothing to do with snowfall. I don’t think anyone can really say for sure how fucked up climate change is going to be, but it is going to cost everyone who lives around the basin.

  64. 64.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: I’m for anything that will mess up the BCS system. And, I am not a Big Ten fan, so taunt away.

    @stuckinred: Just now. Haven’t really been watching. Kinda glancing. It doesn’t feel like a championship game, and I don’t much care for either team. We’ve gotten a dusting of snow. Nothing like the south is getting, though.

  65. 65.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Looks like the Oregon offense might be getting into gear!

  66. 66.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    pretty call by the ducks..

  67. 67.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    And two on top of it!!!!

  68. 68.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Awesome.

  69. 69.

    fucen tarmal

    January 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    trick play for two, that almost is enough to make me root for (gulp) alabama st.

  70. 70.

    Obliterati

    January 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    option with the conversion…nice

  71. 71.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Fireworks! Pretty! Fuck a duck, 7-11, Oregon, with almost 11:00 to play in 2nd. Looks like everyone is now warmed up properly.

  72. 72.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Brent needs to learn that a bubble screen isn’t a running play. Or I’m gonna exercise my sovereignty.

  73. 73.

    Steeplejack

    January 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    @cmorenc:

    I’ve been switching between football and “football” myself. Know it’s time to go back to Leicester-Man City when my eyes start to hurt from the Oregon uniforms. Yeow.

  74. 74.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    I think ‘exercising our sovereignty’ should be a rotating header.

    @Steeplejack: Hey, man. Good to see you. Was wondering how you’re doing.

    @Mr Stagger Lee: Ah. Makes sense. Like I said, I’m for whatever will fuck up the BCS system the most.

  75. 75.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Actually I am a Ohio State fan, but I have come to the conclusion that the Big Ten is more of a basketball conference. As for this game I am pushing for a Oregon victory to piss off the local Washington Husky Homer on the local sports radio.

  76. 76.

    electricgrendel

    January 10, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    War Damn Eagle!!

    SEC five for five. Because your conference sucks! ;)

  77. 77.

    gwangung

    January 10, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: I have a UW degree and I think it’s perfectly fine to piss off the local radio jock…

  78. 78.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Oh, seconded. DEFinitely.

    ETA … and that penalty hurt, can Auburn pull it off? DENIED, yer s’posed to CATCH those, sonny!

  79. 79.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    @electricgrendel: Uh, what conference is Arkansas in? Thank you.

  80. 80.

    Roger Moore

    January 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    And the other stations were worse.

    Hal Fishman was worse than Connie Chung and Brett Mussberger?

  81. 81.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    @Steeplejack: The football/”football” cognitive dissonance can’t be as bad as my wife switching between Oregon/Auburn and “The Bachelor.” She’s a football fan, but she also is keenly interested in the fate of “vampire fang chick.”

  82. 82.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Ha, shit pass by the Heis. . .man! Short arm indeed.

  83. 83.

    JPL

    January 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Well that drive didn’t work out for Auburn.

  84. 84.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Words can’t describe how much Musburger sucks ass.

  85. 85.

    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    LOL. Dropped it.

    What’s with everyone slipping around the field?

  86. 86.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    @JPL: Zat is because zey zuk ze beeg green weenie!

  87. 87.

    Obliterati

    January 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Should have kicked the field goal…

  88. 88.

    electricgrendel

    January 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    @stuckinred: The same one as the last four national champions? :D

  89. 89.

    Rekster

    January 10, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @Comrade Luke: Those Duck Cheerleaders are flamin’ HOT!

  90. 90.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    That 4th down could be big. Especially if the Ducks can go down and score.

  91. 91.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    @mr. whipple: been doing it since the kickoff

  92. 92.

    Steeplejack

    January 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Had a fun and productive day away from the computer yesterday. Got a much-needed haircut–a good one, too, which is not automatic–bought some socks and a load of notions and sundries at Target and got new batteries installed in five dead watches that had been lying around gathering dust. Feel like I’ve got the jump on the new year now.

    (Laughing/crying at how easily satisfied I am.)

    Puttered around the man-cave today and took a long nap this afternoon to shake this lingering cold. Think it’s almost gone now.

  93. 93.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    Not a total loss for Auburn as they pick up the safety.

  94. 94.

    Obliterati

    January 10, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    @mr. whipple: it’s a new field, they just put it in a week ago…add the high humidity and poof, it’s an ice rink

  95. 95.

    Benjamin Cisco

    January 10, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    For this one night, I say: Go Ducks!

  96. 96.

    Steeplejack

    January 10, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner:

    Okay, that’s some jangling cognitive dissonance there.

  97. 97.

    James E Powell

    January 10, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Ducks should have run to the corners. The middle of Auburn’s defensive line is its strength. Speed is Oregon’s strength.

  98. 98.

    Obliterati

    January 10, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Oh oh oh fail for Oregon! That was big.

  99. 99.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    This is the second game I’ve seen a kickoff after a safety. WTF, I thought you always punted?

  100. 100.

    cathyx

    January 10, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    I can’t believe I can live in Oregon and not get the Ducks game on tv unless I have cable. This is ridiculous.

  101. 101.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    @Obliterati: Fail, they had the ball on the goddamn one yard line after stuffing the greatest running quarter back in the universe. Fail my ass.

  102. 102.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Now that might fall under the fail category.

  103. 103.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Auburn starting to roll.

  104. 104.

    Obliterati

    January 10, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    What a pass. Auburn’s getting their money’s worth out of Newton.

    Yeah, I went there…

  105. 105.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    @stuckinred: Yeah I thought that too. Special roolz?

  106. 106.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    @cathyx: It’s on espn 3 online

  107. 107.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    @stuckinred: It’s technically a “free kick” and I think you can do it either way.

  108. 108.

    Montysano

    January 10, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    War Damn Eagle!

    As someone noted above, there seems to be a problem with the playing surface.

  109. 109.

    freelancer

    January 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    “This is a boxing match. Right now, you just see Auburn jabbing and jabbing and jabbing and pretty soon they’re gonna go for the Home Run.”

    You fail. You’re fired.

  110. 110.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    @KG: I know that, I’ve just always seen them punt. However, with kickoffs coming from further back I guess the kickers have adjusted.

  111. 111.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    Dear Old Man Announcer Musburger (or whatever your name is):

    They are the Arizona Cardinals, they have not been the Phoenix Cardinals for more than a decade.

    Thanks,

    KG

  112. 112.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    @Steeplejack: Cool. Glad to know you’re getting better.

    @cathyx: I hope you’re watching online, at least.

    What the hell? A game broke out this second quarter.

  113. 113.

    Stillwater

    January 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    @KG: I thought you had to either punt or have a holder, ie;, no tee (tee,is that the right word?)

  114. 114.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    An Auburn cheapshot, NO! Say it ain’t so.

  115. 115.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    @stuckinred: yeah, no, I’ve actually never seen a kick off following a safety, usually see a punt.

  116. 116.

    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    @freelancer:

    “This is a boxing match. Right now, you just see Auburn jabbing and jabbing and jabbing and pretty soon they’re gonna go for the Home Run.”

    Pussberger really knows how to carry home the metaphors, doesn’t he?

  117. 117.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    @KG: In a vain attempt to get Tucson to not hate Phoenix.

  118. 118.

    freelancer

    January 10, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    @handy:

    It was the other guy. Not Brent. But I hate him too. So there’s that.

  119. 119.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    @freelancer: Herbstreit, OSU QB.

  120. 120.

    sherifffruitfly

    January 10, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Nice game so far. Difference is the aub d-line playing well and/or ore qb playing like shit.

  121. 121.

    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    @freelancer:

    Sorry I got it on mute.

  122. 122.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    Vertically fornicated Ducks keep getting caught offsides, and everyone gets to go suck O^2^ over the half. 16-11, Auburn, and the bookies are wondering wtf is wrong with everyones’ cleets up there.

    ETA: So its an indoor venue on a relatively cool evening. Why the hell is everyone slipping and sliding? At first glance, I thought this being played outdoors. Did someone hose off the plastic a little to well?

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Damn. Lot of defensive players leading their hits with the helmet. I’m tired of seeing that crap. Officials need to start calling that shit.

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    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Musberger. My God, how long has he been calling these things? I can remember when I was about ten making fun of him with a friend calling him “Moosh Booger.”

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    fucen tarmal

    January 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    its at least competitive, now that the pens blew a 2 goal lead in the final 5 minutes, i can watch full time.

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    Montysano

    January 10, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    @WyldPirate:

    Lot of defensive players leading their hits with the helmet.

    I understand why they’re trying to discourage helmet hits, but it seems to go against the physics of the game.

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    justawriter

    January 10, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    There is only one champion of Division I football and this year it is Eastern Washington. All that’s being settled tonight is a bowl title until there is a real playoff.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    what was the name of the old play-by-play guy, the one who use to say “oh Nellllllllllie!”?

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    They couldn’t get one PAC-10 coach on as an analyst? I could see one SEC coach, but 2?

  130. 130.

    Bnut

    January 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Saban and Meyer on the halftime panel. That’s alot of modern football knowledge right there.

  131. 131.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    @KG: Keith Jackson

  132. 132.

    sherifffruitfly

    January 10, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    @justawriter:

    That’s stupid and you know it.

    And I’m not a fan of the BCS system.

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    @Montysano:
    yeah it’s effective physics, too. Damned dangerous physics. It’s a testament to the physical conditioning of the players that more are not turned into para- or quadriplegics from those sorts of hits.

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    @KG: Keith Jackson

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    freelancer

    January 10, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    @Mark S.:

    Yup. I kinda miss that guy.

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    Hawes

    January 10, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    I had a friend (the last living subscriber to The Daily Worker) who said he could never root for a team from the old Confederacy. I’m guessing most of those Auburn player’s great-great-great-grandpappies didn’t fight for the Confederacy.

    As much as my Southern heritage embarrasses me at times, I am still an SEC fan.

  137. 137.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    @Mark S.: I’m not sure if I miss him or am just mourning the current state of announcers.

  138. 138.

    danimal

    January 10, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    @burnspbesq: Yea, I get to bitch about Mushburger (my typo was accidental, but seems appropriate). He was a mediocre newscaster (not just sports) and I’ve waited to celebrate his retirement for 20 years. Probably a nice guy, but I wish he’d just go away. What an annoying voice and the fake buildup for events is absolutely grating.

  139. 139.

    Montysano

    January 10, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    @WyldPirate: Helmet-to-helmet is avoidable, but leading with your helmet when you tackle is sort of… how you play the game.

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    @madmommy:

    I could see one SEC coach, but 2?

    the only other coach I can name from a PAC-10 team isn’t a man, but a belly-crawling snake named Lane Kiffin at USX.

    He wasn’t available tonight as he’s too busy out sucking off goats somewhere, though.

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    Awww…that warms the cockles of my cold, cynical heart.

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    @WyldPirate:

    I dunno, I kinda liked the guy. He made fools of Tennessee and that makes me happy.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    @WyldPirate: Dennis Erickson is at ASU, like 20 minutes from the stadium they are presently at. And one of the Stoops boys is in Tucson. I live in SoCal and can’t remember the name of the guy at UCLA, Nuehisel?

  144. 144.

    cmorenc

    January 10, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Almost immediately after I switch over to the Oregon-Auburn game from a thrilling Leicester City v Manchester City futbol game and find the Ducks leading by the baseball-ish score of 11-7, the football game turns from honey to shit for Ory-gun, and they get tackled in the end zone for a safety.

    I shoulda stuck with the real football, er futbol over on FSC; the Ducks would have been better off without me rootin’ for em, even from afar on teevee.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    @madmommy: Not that have won national championships in the recent past.

  146. 146.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    @KG: yes

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    @Montysano:

    Funny, last time I checked, it was called spearing and resulted in a 15-yard personal foul penalty.

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    @stuckinred:
    Well yeah, but for the sake of parity…neither of these coaches has even played Oregon. If only to give the perspective of a coach that has actually played against them I’d think they’d have a PAC-10 coach.

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    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    I don’t get why people think Fergie is attractive.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    @madmommy: Did you listen to them, they gave a very interesting analysis of both teams and the game.

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    @KG: , @madmommy:
    Yeah. I had to rag on Kiffin, though. I’m a UT undergrad alum.

    @KG
    didn’t know Erickson was still coaching. Didn’t he have a problem with alcohol or something? seems I remember something about that.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Cheap shot motherfucker.

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    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Man, Auburn is simply incapable of playing a clean game, aren’t they? Beats all I’ve ever seen.

  154. 154.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @WyldPirate: not sure what his problem was, I know he’s bounced around since leaving The U. Oregon State, the 49ers, Idaho, and now at ASU. He might have been somewhere else too…

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    freelancer

    January 10, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner:

    Fucking dirty assholes.

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    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Jeebus, that was insane.

  157. 157.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Buh-LATANT hold on UO

  158. 158.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Fairley is one nasty motherfucker. He is going to pay a lot of fines in the NFL.

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    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Well, according to the wise one (Brent), the one guy’s been doing it all year. He just happened to do it in front of the ref.

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    @stuckinred:
    I’ve got no beef with their analysis, it just struck me as odd given that there is an SEC team against a PAC-10.

    Fairley is a rat-bastard dirty player. I’ve seen him do crap like that all season.

    @WyldPirate:
    As an Alabama fan I can’t muster too much sympathy for the troubles Kiffin brought to Tennessee :)

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    Nina

    January 10, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: I wish they would take #90 off the field for a while, at least cuz he was seen doing it.

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    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    I want Fairley to get nailed SO HARD. In the words of my best friend after the Georgia game, “That son of a bitch needs to be peeling gizzards at the damn poultry plant.”

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: I hear that’s how they play ball in the SEC

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Watch these

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    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    @Nina: Agreed. When the announcers are talking about how you have a rep for being dirty, yeah, doesn’t speak too well of you. I guess they like that kind of play at Auburn.

    @stuckinred: Oh, THAT guy. I notice there are many more videos in ‘tribute’ to his dirty play. Ugh.

  166. 166.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    So maybe that’s the delta between NCAA and NFL. College brings all this baggage with coaches, history, and there’s what, some thousands of colleges in the US? It’s like the 181 games of baseball every year.

    Witness the simplicity of a Cleveland Browns team, or something even more elegant like Manchester United, or a Real Madrid.

    Ducks been fornicated vertically by the boys of Auburn, sho’nuff.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    @KG: NO, they knock the shit out of you in the SEC, this motherfucker is a rouge.

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    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: ” … in July.”

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: There are 119 D1 teams.

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    Nina

    January 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Well, that’s an alternative to taking him off the field and knocking him upside the head I guess.

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    freelancer

    January 10, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Jesus the amount of “related videos” about fairly are shocking too. What a dickhead.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: They shut down half of the “poultry” up the street!

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    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    @stuckinred: OK, bad example.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    @freelancer: And you should hear their fucking fans whine about how unfair it is.

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    Dayum. Ethridge for AU laid a hit on that OU receiver.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    Suckered their mensa asses!

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    oh wow… what a play by the punter… the fucking punter!

  178. 178.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    @WyldPirate: And his replacement just got burned.

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    J. Michael Neal

    January 10, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Fake extra point. Fake punt. Is anything Oregon does for real?

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    Nina

    January 10, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    @J. Michael Neal: Getting down field is real.

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    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Oregon’s red zone play calling should be trashed in the media after this game. An abomination.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Take the 3. Goddamn it!

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    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Noooooooooooo! Take the points!

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Fake punt! And it comes to naught.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    @Nina: And fucking it up is too.

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    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    @J. Michael Neal: Perhaps, but maybe it requires a helluva bar tab and the right room.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    @Comrade Luke: running that option twice was just malpractice.

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    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    Man, that was some shitty playcalling down there. Do they have a short yardage package?

  189. 189.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    @Mark S.: Not against that d line, they played right into Auburn’s strength.

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    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    @KG: Auburn’s line has been getting penetration all night, so you run two plays in a row where the guy gets the ball 3yds behind the line of scrimmage.

    Just. plain. dumb.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    @Comrade Luke: Mike Bobo must have been on the phone with them.

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    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Go Tiggers!

    This might be the beginning of the “wear down” for OU. They are looking like they are beginning to suck a little wind now.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    Herbstreit with the “crosshairs” reference. Nine awareness big dude.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    given the way they’ve played tonight, I think either of these teams could be beaten by any of the following teams: Nevada, Boise State, TCU

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    @WyldPirate: Stepping on your dick will do that.

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    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @stuckinred: Oh, that Bobo thing is low. I’ve got a big ol’ grin on my face about it, but low nevertheless.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @KG: well they ain’t there so what’s the difference?

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    J. Michael Neal

    January 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @KG: I’d add Stanford to that list.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: We calls em like we sees em in Normaltown.

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    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    @J. Michael Neal:

    Definitely.

  201. 201.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    @stuckinred: I know, I know… I’m just saying…

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    @J. Michael Neal: And I’ll add it to mine.

  203. 203.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    WTF, Oregon? Seriously. WTF?

    @stuckinred: I’ve been watching. I just am still in shock they didn’t take the points. And, BJ is acting oddly, so I’m not able to post immediately.

  204. 204.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: May we assume you have NOT been watching?

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    MikeJ

    January 10, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    @KG: PS 27

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    @J. Michael Neal: Oregon ran Stanford out of the stadium when they played, but a second game would be interesting.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    @MikeJ: que?

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    Morbo

    January 10, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    What, since they beat Wisconsin by 2?

  209. 209.

    MikeJ

    January 10, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    @KG: List of schools who could beat either contender for champion. In big cities, schools are often numbered instead of named. The joke was, “Public School 27” could join your list.

  210. 210.

    WyldPirate

    January 10, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    Oregon’s coaching staff is laying it all on the line. Gotta love that.

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    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    I will crown TCU national champion if both teams play poorly tonight.

    Define ‘poorly’.

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    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    Seems like both teams are playing the toughest team they’ve played all year…

  213. 213.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    @MikeJ: ah, ok… the numbering thing is an East Coast thing, out here in Cali, all our schools have proper names.

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    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    No horse-collar? I definitely saw a jerking motion there.

    ETA: NICE pass and catch!

    @stuckinred: No matter. As long as Oregon can keep advancing the ball.

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Well, since stuckinred dispelled the horse-collar, I’m going with face-mask.

  215. 215.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Horse collar or facemask on that second down play? You make the call.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Nope, as much as I wanted it. You have to grab inside the pad.

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    It was Fairley. Nuff said.

  218. 218.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    #42 for Oregon does not look like someone that I would want to try and tackle if he’s running at me full speed.

  219. 219.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: That’s what she said.

    (couldn’t resist)

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    Nina

    January 10, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    @stuckinred: That’s doing something too, also, alright.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    @Comrade Luke: God my dad used to say that all the time!

  222. 222.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    So far, Fairley has been the difference in this game.

  223. 223.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    Fuck. That would have been inside the five, but…delay of game!

  224. 224.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    Gotta have a turnover.

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    Is it my imagination or did Oregon change shoes at half time? Seems like their entire sock/shoe combo was that eye-popping yellow and now they’re in gray shoes.

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    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    Oregon getting splatted with the penalties, Auburn not so much.

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    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    @Comrade Luke: Shouldn’t that be, “That’s what HE said!”?

    @Comrade Luke: Yes, unfortunately.

    @madmommy: Probably. They have eleven-billionty different combos–all of them ugly.

  228. 228.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    @madmommy: The socks are yellow, the shoes are silver.

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    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    If this were any other Southeastern Conference team, I’d be overjoyed that this would mark the SEC’s fifth consecutive national championship. Tonight? I just hope the Ducks can miraculously pull this off somehow. They sure aren’t doing much to inspire hope on that front, though.

  230. 230.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    @madmommy: Since they were slipping all over it would make sense.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Hang tough Dawg.

  232. 232.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Need a stop here…

    Fuuuuuuuck

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    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    @Evolved Deep Southerner:

    Stranger things have happened. I still remember Vince Young carrying Texas to that big comeback over USC in the Rose Bowl a few years ago.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    you know what’s going to be a real shame if Auburn holds on? In a couple of years when the NCAA actually finds out that there was something to Cam Newton telling the Mississippi State recruiter that “the money was too much” at Auburn was legit and they have to vacate the title…

    that’s going to be a real shame.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Seriously rattled Cam’s teeth.

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    bliprob

    January 10, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    I keep mistaking those socks for penalty flags.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    I think Cam is dinged. Key on Dyer.

  238. 238.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    Newton is loopy…

  239. 239.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    @madmommy: I’m thinking there was a necessary equipment change. First half had everyone slipping and sliding like it was raining outdoors.

    … @stuckinred called it first.

  240. 240.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    @Comrade Luke: Did you see his teeth rattling on that hit?

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    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    @KG:
    It’s not going to take that long. The SEC is known for ratting out other schools in the conference for NCAA violations. If they already know Newton’s dad shopped him to Mississippi St., there’s no way Auburn didn’t throw a fat envelope in the collection plate at Rev. Newton’s church.

  242. 242.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    @stuckinred: Yup. And he went down and just sat there a few plays later.

  243. 243.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    Six and a half minutes left. Three time outs. Now or never.

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    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    @KG:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if that happened. “$200,000? No thanks, I’d rather go play over here for free.” Maybe that’s what happened, but I doubt it.

  245. 245.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    @madmommy: Adding the the deafening whine from the idiot bastard sons of Alabama. God, my boss would have my ass for that!

  246. 246.

    James E Powell

    January 10, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    Not sure if this has been thoroughly discussed on another thread, but I find it odd that the Big Game is only on cable and also too that it starts kind of late for that huge EST audience.

  247. 247.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    @James E Powell: They always start this late and ESPN bought the damn thing and apparently the money is good enough to not have it on ABC.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    @Mark S.: that was the one detail of the story that always seemed strange to me. Cam Newton supposedly calling the recruiter in tears and saying, “Sorry, my dad says I have to go to Auburn, the money was too much.”

  249. 249.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    @KG: Sounds like you’ve been reading the Athens paper!

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    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Aren’t they part of the same company? I imagine we’re well on the road to where every major sports championship game is going to be on cable.

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    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    @James E Powell: it started at 6:30 local time on a weeknight. Tough to start much earlier than that.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Oregon gave this shit away.

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    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    That fucking inside handoff has resulted in about negative 20yds of total offense for Oregon. You’re down 8 with 5min left, no point trying to keep the defense honest.

  254. 254.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    And this game is over, at least for me. Gotta go to work in the morning.

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    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    @handy: Yea, hell they have all these Saturday night games on ABC/ESPN splits during the regular season. Their rating for the Rose Bowl was less than usual for the game but the second best ever for cable.

  256. 256.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    @stuckinred: … and Auburn just gave it back.

  257. 257.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:51 pm

    Didn’t someone call for the turnover. . .oh yea!

  258. 258.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 11:51 pm

    @madmommy: No! Fumble recovery by Ducks! Don’t go yet!

  259. 259.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:52 pm

    @stuckinred: close, I remember hearing it on ESPN.

    @handy: they showed the Rose Bowl on ESPN too. but as long as Fox has the rights to stuff, I don’t think everything will be going to cable.

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    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Whoa nellllllly!

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    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    Nice catch!

  262. 262.

    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    Wow, what a call!

  263. 263.

    Morbo

    January 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    Oregon fans are doing the Diamond Cutter? What?

  264. 264.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    Duck strategy: throw to the ump! Wtf, if it works …

  265. 265.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    I went to make the coffee pot for in the morning but left the teevee on-come on Ducks!!

    Is it too much to ask that they come up with some intelligent play calling in the Red Zone?

  266. 266.

    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Let’s see if they try running it in again.

  267. 267.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    @handy: Holy shit! We got a ballgame, boys (and girls). And, a penalty on Fairley, too (meaningless, really).

    @madmommy: Looks like it. SIGH.

  268. 268.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    Fucking inside handoff again.

    I mean…Jesus Christ…

  269. 269.

    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    Jeebus, what a clustefruck.

  270. 270.

    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    Don’t blow this one Ducks.

  271. 271.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    @stuckinred: the ratings weren’t that far off of previous years. 11.7 this year, the three previous years were 13.8, 12.6, and 12.1. Plus they had 214,000 online viewers.

  272. 272.

    Mark S.

    January 10, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    Waste 40 seconds and then call a timeout.

  273. 273.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    @Mark S.: The clock was dead.

  274. 274.

    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    Duh!

  275. 275.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Touchdown-gotta go for two!

    Tie game!!

  276. 276.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Fucking Auburn D caught sleeping again … nice shovel.

    … and 2 to tie, what a comeback. Umpire MVP.

  277. 277.

    James E Powell

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Does the Matthews family have football genes or what?

  278. 278.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Oh, nicely done. Need two here.

    Oh FUCK ALMIGHTY YES!!!!!

  279. 279.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    How bout them ducks!!!!

  280. 280.

    KG

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Ho.

    Ly.

    Shyte

  281. 281.

    handy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Brand new game.

  282. 282.

    mr. whipple

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    @stuckinred:

    No, it was running.

  283. 283.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    FYWP! TD, Ducks! Quack quack quack!

    Yeah, really doesn’t sound fierce.

    Yeah, BAY-BEEEEEE! Tied up. Are we fired up? Hell, yeah!

  284. 284.

    J. Michael Neal

    January 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    Tie ball game.

  285. 285.

    stuckinred

    January 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: Sleeping or overpursuing?

  286. 286.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    That roll one way, throw the other is one of my all-time favorite plays. FUCK YEA!

  287. 287.

    madmommy

    January 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    @James E Powell:

    And good hair, too.

  288. 288.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Finally, a national championship game that lives up to its billing. We will see some bad nastiness from Auburn from here on out.

  289. 289.

    fucen tarmal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:00 am

    @stuckinred:

    no where near as good as the announcer talking about vick beating a zone dog.

  290. 290.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Time for a pick.

  291. 291.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:00 am

    This is really interesting. I don’t think Newton is all there. Could get another TO here.

  292. 292.

    Steeplejack

    January 11, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Wonder what strategic genius for Oregon figured out that running up the middle was not going to work. “No, seriously, they’re getting tired. It’ll start to kill them any minute now.”

  293. 293.

    J. Michael Neal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Yeah, really doesn’t sound fierce.

    The in-state alternative is the Beavers.

  294. 294.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

    What the hell was that?

  295. 295.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

    @stuckinred: Either? Both? Now the Ducks get to test the water.

    … DEFENSIVE FAIL … under review …

  296. 296.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

    @madmommy: Yes, this.

    ‘the hell? Huh? Wild. Just wild.

    @J. Michael Neal: This is true.

  297. 297.

    madmommy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

    The fuck?

  298. 298.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:02 am

    Even fucking #5 knew he was down.

  299. 299.

    Mark S.

    January 11, 2011 at 12:02 am

    Fuck me.

  300. 300.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:02 am

    Shit.

  301. 301.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:02 am

    this is horseshit

  302. 302.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:03 am

    Holy moly! What a freak play. dyer not down.

  303. 303.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:03 am

    How was he down? Didn’t look down to me.

  304. 304.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:03 am

    @stuckinred: Dude. He was not down.

  305. 305.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:04 am

    What fucking bullshit.

  306. 306.

    madmommy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:04 am

    son of a bitch

  307. 307.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:04 am

    Brutal.

  308. 308.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 11, 2011 at 12:04 am

    this is horseshit … that the side of the calf is not the same as a knee. Yup.

  309. 309.

    Morbo

    January 11, 2011 at 12:04 am

    Dayum, 37 yard run out of a play he almost gave up on…

  310. 310.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:05 am

    Damn.

  311. 311.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 11, 2011 at 12:05 am

    Fuck. He wasn’t down. Good grief. This game is killing me.

  312. 312.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:05 am

    @WyldPirate: He sure fucking THOUGHT he was down. If it hadn’t been for the sideline coaches telling him to keep running, he’d have handed the ball to the ref and gone back to the huddle.

  313. 313.

    James E Powell

    January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

    Oregon defensive guy was tackling the ball rather than the ball carrier. Horrible result.

  314. 314.

    Morbo

    January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

    HOLY FUCK! So much for centering it up for the field goal.
    Or rather, looks like he’s down at that 8″ line.

  315. 315.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

    Well son of a fucking bitch. Good night, Irene.

  316. 316.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

    georgia tech let us score to get the ball back

  317. 317.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

    Watch, now they’ll say he’s down.

  318. 318.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

    @madmommy:
    I know you don’t wanna see the Tiggers win. Have to listen to them crow all year.

    Payback’s a bitch…maybe. ;)

  319. 319.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:07 am

    and he was down too

  320. 320.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 11, 2011 at 12:07 am

    NOW he’s down at the 1. But, hell, chip three and put this thing out of its misery.

  321. 321.

    madmommy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:07 am

    God dammit all to hell and back.

    Enjoy it while you can Auburn, you’ll be giving it all back soon enough. Cam is going to declare for the draft before all the confetti hits the field and he’ll be long gone when the shit hits the fan.

  322. 322.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 11, 2011 at 12:08 am

    He was down! Fuuuuuuuuck. Fumble would be nice–recovery by the Ducks.

    Miss it! Miss it! Miss it!

  323. 323.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:08 am

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: I agree. Take luck if you got nothing else.

  324. 324.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Field goal time.

    NOONAN!

  325. 325.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Killer. What to do now?

    Hell of a good ending to a game. Best one yet.

  326. 326.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Hey, Auburn paid top dollar for the QB, and they kick?

  327. 327.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:10 am

    Hey anybody who watched the Philly GB game yesterday knows this ain’t a gimme.

  328. 328.

    Montysano

    January 11, 2011 at 12:10 am

    Great run by Dyer to the 1/2 yard line. Kid’s had a great game.

  329. 329.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 11, 2011 at 12:10 am

    @mr. whipple: His agent heard ya.

  330. 330.

    J. Michael Neal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:11 am

    C’mon, fumble the snap.

  331. 331.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:11 am

    God, this game is like watching an old woman die.

  332. 332.

    KG

    January 11, 2011 at 12:11 am

    blocked field goal returned for a touchdown…

    what are the odds that I can get on that for the finish?

  333. 333.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:11 am

    MISSIT.

    DANNY?

    NOONAN!

  334. 334.

    Morbo

    January 11, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Year of the kicker, just sayin’.

    Not tonight though.

  335. 335.

    fucen tarmal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:12 am

    @mr. whipple:

    no, he only took money from the schools he didn’t go to, he wanted to play for free, its a matter of honor.

  336. 336.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:12 am

    @WyldPirate: USC-Texas?Miami-OSU?

  337. 337.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:12 am

    Son of a bitch.

  338. 338.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 11, 2011 at 12:12 am

    “This is for all the Tostitos….”

  339. 339.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:12 am

    Well, break out the Cammy-Cam Juice! Hey, and this time, let’s get a sample of that for testing, announcers!

  340. 340.

    Mark S.

    January 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Man, it sucked it got decided on a freak play like that.

  341. 341.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Good job cheaters.

  342. 342.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: LOL, man, you win the thread.

  343. 343.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Damn. Game over. Night, madmommy. Sorry for making you stay up past your bedtime!

  344. 344.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Auburn’s coach is kind of a dick…

  345. 345.

    madmommy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:13 am

    @WyldPirate:

    Yeah, there’s going to be some smack talk. But Alabama has 13 national Championships. This is what, number 2 for Auburn? And like I said, they won’t have it for long.

    Nighters!

  346. 346.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:14 am

    Coach of the cheap shot motherfuckers is BLESSED. Oh boy.

  347. 347.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:14 am

    @BruceFromOhio:

    Don’t tell me somebody said that? Who was it? Cheeseberger or the OSU idjit?

  348. 348.

    fucen tarmal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:14 am

    @J. Michael Neal:
    some how, some way, before i die, just once, south carolina is gonna play oregon st.

  349. 349.

    Steeplejack

    January 11, 2011 at 12:14 am

    “This is for all the Tostitos”? Seriously, Musberger, DIAF.

    At least no overtime. Our long national playoff-free nightmare is over for another year.

  350. 350.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    And now we get to hear Jizz-ick gloat. Just wait, fucker. Your day is coming.

  351. 351.

    KG

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Just once, one time, I would love to hear someone say “look, we all know we’ve got a bunch of bandwagon fans who only show up when we win, but fuck it, we won!”

    ETA: I would also like someone to thank the FSM or just say, “I did this, no help from a higher power, just fucking me!”

  352. 352.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    @asiangrrlMN: Her, shit, it’s WAYYYYY past mine!

  353. 353.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    @stuckinred: Yeah. They were all good. But this is “What have you done for me lately?” kind of thing.

  354. 354.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    @Comrade Luke:

    Kind of?

    Man, these are Jeebus freaks.

  355. 355.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    @BruceFromOhio:

    I may have to revise my Collinsworth/Simms statement from Saturday.

    I recall a time when Musberger was actually a decent announcer….But that was the ’70s, when he was calling NBA games on CBS.

  356. 356.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    “It’s a god thing”.

  357. 357.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:16 am

    “It’s a money thing.”

  358. 358.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:16 am

    @mr. whipple: The whole fucking conference is like that. It’s a way to keep control.

  359. 359.

    Steeplejack

    January 11, 2011 at 12:17 am

    And Cam Newton lets us know that he is God’s instrument to spread His word. I guess that makes Oregon the Devil’s hand trowels or something. Ugh. Switching to something less offensive, like the Discovery Nazi Military History Channel.

  360. 360.

    stuckinred

    January 11, 2011 at 12:17 am

    @WyldPirate: got cha

  361. 361.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:17 am

    This is the first time I’ve heard him speak: Cam Newton doesn’t sound like he even remotely cares about this, other than how it affects his draft position.

  362. 362.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:18 am

    I can do without all of this Tim Tebow/Kurt Warner style SkyDaddy-praising, though.

    Damn Go Tiggers! They got their money’s worth out of this year’s players—literally.

    Best college football team money can buy…

  363. 363.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:18 am

    @Andy K:

    Actually, wasn’t it ABC? You could be right though. The guy’s been around waaaaay too long.

  364. 364.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2011 at 12:18 am

    @madmommy:

    And like I said, they won’t have it for long.

    Damn straight. Auburn’s football program should have gotten the “death penalty” many NCAA rules violations ago.

  365. 365.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:19 am

    Well, I’m in the mood to jump threads and start talking in earnest about firearms now. What about y’all?

  366. 366.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 11, 2011 at 12:19 am

    @stuckinred: Ha. Yes, yours, too. Night!

    @Evolved Deep Southerner: Been doing both!

  367. 367.

    KG

    January 11, 2011 at 12:20 am

    @Andy K: after what happened at SMU no football team is ever going to get the death penalty, especially from a big conference. Won’t happen. If it didn’t happen to USC recently, it sure as shit isn’t going to happen to a team in the SEC.

  368. 368.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2011 at 12:21 am

    @handy:

    Nope, CBS. He had the NBA play-by-play gig on CBS in the winter/spring, after spending the fall/early winter doing The NFL Today with Irv, Phyllis and Jimmy.

  369. 369.

    Maxwel

    January 11, 2011 at 12:21 am

    Great! The so-called championship decided on a play where everyone is standing around looking at each other.

  370. 370.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:22 am

    Listening to them, it sounds like the Auburn players are going to the malt shop after the post-game service.

    amirite?

  371. 371.

    cmorenc

    January 11, 2011 at 12:23 am

    The SEC football factory wins again.

  372. 372.

    mr. whipple

    January 11, 2011 at 12:23 am

    God, this coach is a fucking pompous dick.

  373. 373.

    J. Michael Neal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:23 am

    @fucen tarmal:

    some how, some way, before i die, just once, south carolina is gonna play oregon st.

    Shit, I’m a Golden Gopher fan. I just want to play on New Year’s Day some year. My sister went to Northwestern. They went to Pasadena her sophomore season. It’s an injustice, I tell you. I’d brag about winning a hockey national title, but Wisconsin did that while she was in grad school there.

    Sigh.

  374. 374.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:24 am

    @Comrade Luke:

    Yeah, the malt shop. That’s where they’re going.

  375. 375.

    freelancer

    January 11, 2011 at 12:25 am

    @BruceFromOhio:

    I think he said that. Did he actually say that?!

  376. 376.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:26 am

    @handy:

    After the post-game religious service of course…

  377. 377.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2011 at 12:26 am

    @KG:

    USC’s history of violations isn’t in the same ballpark as Auburn’s. But, yeah, you’re probably right: The SEC (and, probably, CBS) would fight it tooth and nail.

    If it’s out of print- and it almost certainly is- someone should reprint Rick Telander’s The 100-Yard Lie (I might not have the title exactly correct). He had some interesting ideas on ways to reform the way the system works now.

  378. 378.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:27 am

    LOL. Stuckinred and Evolved Deep Southerner are gonna hate that Fairley was voted Defensive player of the game.

  379. 379.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2011 at 12:28 am

    @freelancer:

    Yes, he did. I was about to make a comment about it when I saw Bruce’s.

  380. 380.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:29 am

    @mr. whipple:

    God, this coach is a fucking pompous dick.

    “War-damn-Eagle, baby!” LOL

  381. 381.

    Morbo

    January 11, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Today was a true victory for the eyes of the viewing audience. Get that chartreuse back in your children’s coloring box, Nike!

  382. 382.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:30 am

    As if Coach Meyer and Team Tebow weren’t bad enough. What the hell is with the SEC. That whole conference is like a bad nightmare. Except Georgia. For some reason I always liked them, must be the mascot.

  383. 383.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    January 11, 2011 at 12:33 am

    @handy: It sure can’t be the quality of the football we play. At least not lately.

  384. 384.

    freelancer

    January 11, 2011 at 12:34 am

    @Andy K:

    Gawd, I’m beginning to loathe the NCAA. At least the NFL, they acknowledge they’re a corporatist business vehicle upfront.

  385. 385.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:34 am

    @handy:

    What the hell is with the SEC. That whole conference is like a bad nightmare.

    They are all just “God’s big tool”, doing “His will”?

    ‘Nuf to make ya wanna hurl, isn’t it?

    Edited-to get my quote right…damn sorry-assed right mouse key

  386. 386.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:36 am

    @WyldPirate:

    That actually wasn’t me, but, yes I suppose. At least a little in my mouth.

  387. 387.

    Raoul

    January 11, 2011 at 12:37 am

    Observations:
    Entertaining game for sure.
    Cam was off.
    Refs blew too many calls,especially the face mask (not blown).
    The Auburn d-line was the star but two guys should have been tossed, one for kicking and #90 for slamming someone’s head to the ground.
    TCU #1.

  388. 388.

    KG

    January 11, 2011 at 12:37 am

    @Andy K: no, they pretty much said as much on ESPN 30 for 30 Pony Expre$$, basically, after SMU they realized how devastating it is and have flat out said they won’t do it again. Hell, even in minor sports, it’s only been dished out like five times.

    @handy: I kind of like the Arkansas Razorbacks, but that might have something to do with the former Razorback cheerleader I met while visiting my cousin in SW Missouri.

  389. 389.

    fucen tarmal

    January 11, 2011 at 12:39 am

    @J. Michael Neal:

    as a pitt fan i know the feeling, seeing the cocks and beavers though, well i am easily amused and proud of it.

  390. 390.

    tesslibrarian

    January 11, 2011 at 12:40 am

    @handy: Sadly, our newest Uga (VIII) who was introduced mid-season has been diagnosed with lymphoma. He’s not even 2, and was perfect for the gig–we were right near him for most of the UGA-UK game this year, and I’ve never seen an animal love a camera or crowd more. Sigh. Georgia football is cursed lately.

    Basketball is ranked, though. That just feels weird.

  391. 391.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:41 am

    @KG:

    WOOOOOOO PIG SOOOIE!!

  392. 392.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:44 am

    @KG:

    Oh yea…

    Spill!

  393. 393.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:45 am

    @tesslibrarian:

    That is a damned shame. I have a soft spot for English bulldogs.

  394. 394.

    Cassidy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:47 am

    TCU #1.

    Tougher peewee leagues in Los Angeles to play in. Not impressed.

  395. 395.

    Comrade Luke

    January 11, 2011 at 12:47 am

    @handy: You know, I never cared for them, but that’s because I never interacted with one. A guy at the coffee shop I frequent has a puppy, and she’s the nicest damned dog I’ve ever met.

    I think their face led me to believe they’d have a different demeanor.

  396. 396.

    WyldPirate

    January 11, 2011 at 12:47 am

    @handy:
    Damn you, handy! Beat me to it! ;)

    Now I’m thinking of the Ned Beatty scene from “Deliverance”, though. Damn it….

  397. 397.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2011 at 12:48 am

    @handy:

    Except Georgia. For some reason I always liked them, must be the mascot.

    Yeah, I can stomach Georgia, ‘Bama, Kentucky (football only) and Vandy, but the rest?

    I won’t go as far as saying that the Big Ten+Two is perfect in this manner, but I don’t think that half the starters in the SEC could get into a Big Ten school, even with the lowered academic standards for scholarship athletes. And then there’s Notre Dame, who bit the bullet and raised their academic standards for student athletes back in, when, the early/mid ’90s, which is what has hindered their football team’s performance ever since.

  398. 398.

    handy

    January 11, 2011 at 12:49 am

    @Comrade Luke:

    I know this place generally leans to the kittehz, but they really are sweet animals. Great temperament and great with kids. They just have this…well this…saliva problem.

  399. 399.

    lefty stanford fan

    January 11, 2011 at 12:56 am

    Glad somebody else saw what a classless dick Chizik is. They admittedly played excellent run defense to barely scrape by a team whose first-year QB made a few good plays but also a bunch of mistakes. Winning, he doesn’t even mention the other team, but does say “we’re the best team in the country” as if they had just won 56-3. And tomorrow all the SEC idiots will go around saying how their football is on a far higher plane than any other conference, that the Pac-10 doesn’t play defense, blah blah blah. If Oregon had played in the SEC this year they might have gotten beat once or twice. But same thing if that crappy Auburn secondary had had to play a whole season against real (i.e. Pac-10) quarterbacks. That said, I still don’t know if TCU is all that or not. I just wasn’t that impressed with the Wisconsin win.

  400. 400.

    Paul in KY

    January 11, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Only point: When the side of your lower leg hits the ground while you are in the grip of a defender, then you are down!

    Auburn did physically beat them up.

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