John’s threat to replace this blog with pictures of Tunch’s anus, as well as a few margaritas, got me thinking: I’ll bet there’s already blog devoted to pictures of a cat’s assholes. Well, entrepreneurs, there’s an opportunity out there, because I couldn’t find one. But I did find this:
It belongs to a linebacker for the Browns. It’s in memory of his cat, Wiggles, who died of kidney failure. I don’t think this pet picture can be topped, but I encourage you to try in this open thread.
Yutsano
At first I was like, “Uhh, wow.” Then I saw who it was. Fujita’s a long-time DFH. I swear only he could have the sense of humor to pull that off.
Comrade Mary
That cat needs a vet, stat!
MikeJ
That seems like a painful and/or ticklish place to get a tat.
John Cole
As fat as I am, I don’t think I could fit a tattoo of Tunch.
mr. whipple
Browns indeedy!
Elisabeth
My cat tat ~ with nary an asshole in sight:
http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn437/elisabeth1518/Picture013.jpg
The Dangerman
Not inking a picture of your cat over your belly button should be Rule 35.
Rommie
@John Cole: I don’t think Enceladus could fit a tattoo of Tunch. But that’s okay, no one has enough cash for Tunch’s royalty payment anyway.
JCT
@John Cole: Oh John, I think you better sleep with that hockey mask on tonight.
MikeJ
@Elisabeth: And traditional initial ordering of a monogram means you have a salute to Just Some Fuckhead on your body forever.
Maude
@John Cole:
You’re not fat, just big boned.
stinkfoot
I am in awe of that tat.
adolphus
There is a company that sells a whole line of cat butt novelty products. I have gifted some friends with them.
http://www.blueq.com/cat-butts/
Elisabeth
@MikeJ:
Hahahahaha. (That’s Jack, Frannie, and Sam ~ the latter two may be seen in other photobucket pix.)
mr. whipple
With an asshole like that, no wonder he Wiggles.
Keith G
@John Cole: Well, they did paint Snoopy on a blimp. Maybe they will consider a kitty.
Yutsano
@Keith G: Snoopy isn’t exactly of size. Tunch is definitely more of Garfield proportions.
Comrade Javamanphil
My god, I love the internets. Thank you for this, forever.
the Other Paul
Not that it really matters, but I’m pretty sure that’s not Fujita’s tattoo. For one thing, I’ve seen that picture floating around on ‘bad tattoo’ lists for quite a while; for another, Fujita’s cat was apparently a calico and that looks like a tabby.
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
with lower legs like that, i bet that cat in the tat could jump out of a pool. the deep end..
and while i am making gross physical judgements, even before i peeked brownieman’s content, that does not look like the physique of an nfl linebacker, not even a browns linebacker.
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
@the Other Paul:
the shame of owning a cat like that is following them around all day with a spatula, when a cat like that sits down, its gonna be hard to break the seal.
MonkeyBoy
I would never give up on rule 34, however house cats have tiny little starfishes that you only might be able to stick your little pinkie into. For those really into cat buts maybe a simple Google image search suffices.
Lady Chickens on the other hand have a poop-hole big enough to pass a grade AAA egg – the exploitation of this warm hole by farm boys was highlighted in the movie Pink Flamingos.
There is probably more rule 34 interest in the ani of chickens than cats but a Google image search of chicken anus strangely mostly turns up pictures of meals at Chinese restaurants, while a search for chicken cloaca (the technical term for chicken anus) mostly turns up medical type diagrams.
TooManyJens
My cat died of kidney failure this week.
I assure you, I did not do this to memorialize her.
ChrisS
Years ago, on Fark, in the photoshop threads someone asked how he could tell if his cat’s ass was touching the countertops when it sat on them. Someone suggested using lipstick. And thus were spawned a plethora of cat’s ass lipstick themed photoshops.
cbear
If that tatoo is any indication of what he remembers about his cat, I damn sure don’t want to learn anymore about their relationship.
John Cole
@Maude: No, really, I’m fat.
Had a funny conversation a while back with someone and I said “I gotta lose some weight, I’m just too fat.” She started in with you the “you shouldn’t call yourself fat, you have low self esteem.” I nipped that shit in the bud- I don’t have low self-esteem, I have ACCURATE self-esteem. I have a very realistic idea of who and what I am and what I look like and what I am capable of. For chrissakes, there are mirrors in my house.
For some reason, a lot of people find that kind of talk unnerving.
Yutsano
@TooManyJens: A) I’m sorry.
B) I hope not.
@Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal:
It could just be lockout pooch, especially if it was just done. The rules say they can’t really work out in any organized fashion, though what I’ve gleaned of Fujita I can’t see him really getting out of shape like that. I guess there are arguments both ways. And considering the tongue in cheek nature of the originating website, who knows?
cbear
@MonkeyBoy: You’re seriously freaking me out, dude.
Have you ever considered taking up woodworking or gardening or lapidary or something? Cause, no offense, I really think you might need a new hobby.
cbear
@TooManyJens: truly sorry for your loss.
JCT
@cbear: Thanks, I was sitting here trying to come up with something to say about Monkeyboy’s treatise on animal asses. You uh, covered it nicely.
@TooManyJens — I’m sorry about your puss, it sounds like you did your best for him/her.
gnomedad
.
Two of my fave kitty niche sites:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
http://catsinsinks.com
MonkeyBoy
@cbear:
Just because I’ve watched Pink Flamingos doesn’t mean that I am more than a inadvertent witness and actually endorse the practices depicted.
That film did inform me about Edith Massey (the Egg Lady) so that when she opened up a store a few blocks from my house in Venice Beach on Washington (before the name change) selling found trash I at least knew who she was and had some explanation about how a crazy person came to occupy a store.
piratedan
what….. no navel lint?
Joel
When it boils down to it, Scott Fujita is probably the only likable player associated with the NFL.
Steelers are automatically disqualified.
Fallsroad
“My God, it’s full of stars…”
themann1086
I died laughing at the alt-text. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.
Arclite
@Elisabeth:
Manekineko!
shortstop
Sorry about your kits, TMJ. So hard to lose a beloved pet.
Spencer
I’ll call your cat ass tattoo and raise you cat ass jesus:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/2299585358/
taylormattd
omg, I hate you so much.
Gozer
Fujita was on the Saints team that won the Super Bowl so he is infallible in my book.
Wayne
Fujita seems to be one fine fellow.
HeartlandLiberal
@Elisabeth: For those who don’t get the tattoo, it is a Japanese good fortune cat. Maneki Neko, or ‘Good Fortune Cat’. In Japanese culture, the raised paw with opening and closing palm is not as in our culture a wave of greeting or goodbye, but a beckoning gesture, indicating approach is invited. Traditionally Maneki Neko would be placed outside places of business to beckon customers in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki_Neko
With Windows 7, FWIW, you can select a Maneki Neko cat as your logon avatar. Finally, something good to report about a new version of Windows.
chopper
@Spencer:
actually, the dude’s belly button in the cat’s ass also looks like jesus, if you squint.
Ed Drone
I’m surprised no one so far has referred to this thread as a “cat’s ass trophy.”
I mean, Really!
Ed
Paul in KY
@TooManyJens: Sorry to hear that, Jen. Hope you get to felling better.
virag
huckabee and nugent sang about this cat on saturday, i hear.