Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Everybody saw this coming.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

The lights are all blinking red.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

I also would like a pony to improve my balloon juice experience.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

I’m more Christian than these people and I’m an atheist.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

American History and Black History can not be separated.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

You can’t love your country only when you win.

Elections aren’t won by handwringing, cowering, and/or bashing your own candidates.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Can we lighten up on the doomsday scenarios?

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Early Morning Open Thread: Satan Sandwich

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(Jeff Danziger’s website)

I’ve added Satan sandwich to the Balloon Juice Lexicon:

Satan sandwich—Near the end of the Congressional debt-ceiling crisis of July/August 2011, Congressional Black Caucus chair Emanuel Cleaver announced via Twitter:

“This deal is a sugar-coated Satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see… This debt deal is antithetical to everything the great religions of the world teach, which is take care of the poor, aged, vulnerable.”

Presumably related to the proverbial shit sandwich, where ‘the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.’

Any other Notable Quotes, debt-related or otherwise, which need to be added to the Lexicon while the grudges links are still fresh?
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ETA: I took this post into ‘edit’ mode to fix a link, and now I owe Freddie an apology for hopscotching his post, but I’m afraid that futzing around any further will end with me breaking the whole blog… Sorry about that!

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15Comments

  1. 1.

    Freddie deBoer

    Whoops, didn’t mean to step on your post. Didn’t think anybody else would be posting so early.

  3. 3.

    Keith G

    Not a quote, just my newly minted phrase:

    Stockhobama Syndrome – When a vital and promising political leader gets viciously attacked early and often by his opposition so that the leader nearly stops fighting for the fundamental beliefs of his party and adopts key notions held by his attackers.

    Presence of this syndrome is often a marker for a shortened political career, but studies indicate it can be reversed with early intervention.

  4. 4.

    Ben Cisco

    NeoConfederates – A person or group who supports the philosophies, tactics, and goals of the Tea Party, the Republican party, and/or conservatives in general circa 2008 onward. NeoConfederates yearn for a feudal society in which those not subscribing to their beliefs are systematically ignored, marginalized, castigated, demonized, and subjugated. The NeoConfederate society is dependent on 1)a ruling class in which all wealth and power is based; 2)an enabling class who, while completely supportive of all actions of the ruling class, and ethnically if not culturally similar to the ruling class, are statistically unlikely to become members of the ruling class themselves; and 3)a class known as “The Other,” whose only defining characteristic is undesirability in the eyes of the ruling and enabling classes.

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    themanintheguyfawkesmask

    I forget where I heard the joke, but here it is:

    A man walked up to me and said, life is like a shit sandwich – the more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat.

    And another man walked up to me and said life is like a pinball game – you don’t score points, you lose your balls.

    And another man walked up to me and said life is like a pinball sandwich on shitty bread. This made no sense to me at all.

  10. 10.

    Tonybrown74

    Presumably related to the proverbial shit sandwich, where ‘the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.’

    Or more accurately, the more bread you have, the less chance you have of tasting shit.

    The amount will still be the same.

  11. 11.

    Cat Lady

    Emoprogs: lefty blog commenters with Daddy issues who exhibit mirror image signs of tea party Obama Derangement Syndrome identified by their inability to give credit where credit is due for progress made toward progressive policy goals because the policy wasn’t 100% accomplished and accompanied by tough guy smack talk. Threaten all the time to cut themselves primary Obama and run away from stay home for the next election.

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    Sasha

    Betteridge’s Law of Headlines: This law states that any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word “no”. It was coined by technology journalist Ian Betteridge who explained, “The reason why journalists use that style of headline is that they know the story is probably bullshit, and don’t actually have the sources and facts to back it up, but still want to run it.” Although there are examples where the law does not hold true, in the case of broadcast news (especially of the 24-hour cable variety), the law can be considered ironclad.

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