Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

The willow is too close to the house.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Come on, man.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

Let there be snark.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

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  2. 2.

    PeakVT

    You may recall that after Andrew Breitbart was assassinated by an elite squad of Black Panther Alinskyite Invisible Shaolin Warriors Of The Shadows, Local 138…

    Lulz.

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    pragmatism

    There’s the right way, the wrong way and the Dana loesch way–which is the wrong way, just louder and dumber.

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    pseudonymous in nc

    We all knew that the proprietor of TBogg’s Filthy Yet Provocative House of Snark and Bassets (In Association With Shakira’s Ass) was a man of culture, but for me, that Marat/David caption won the internets for the day.

  5. 5.

    David Koch

    BREAKING NEWS: Colts Release Peyton Manning

    Whoa!

    You know it always comes in threes: first Breitbart, then Kucinich, and now Manning.

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    Odie Hugh Manatee

    We need to get a White House petition drive going to get Obama to declare that the Republican party likes to blow goats.

    I’m sure he’ll sign it if we let him know we support it!

    OT: Erickkk, Son of Erickkk, pushed for Perry to drop out and support Gingrich as the Anti_Romney. After pissing off the RS Perry (and other candidate) supporters with that request, today in a post titled “I voted for Rick Perry”, EE iz depressed:

    I wasn’t going to vote at all. But then all sorts of people, including Donna Brazile and Sean Hannity, started in on me about my “civic obligation.” Frankly, I wish less people voted. But nonetheless, I voted. I was the only person in my precinct in the middle of a city that usually sees steady turn out.

    Awww, EE haz a sad that too many people vote and when they don’t show up for the Republican primary in Georgia, he haz another sad. He ends his post with:

    What a mess this primary season is. At least soon we’ll be able to focus on Barack Obama instead of the hand we’ve dealt ourselves this primary season.

    His side sucks so much that all he can do now is wait for the circular firing squad on the right to kill everyone but one candidate, then he will finally get to beat up on Obama and the Democrats without distraction. He wishes. At the rate that they are falling apart, this spring, summer and fall are going to be brutal for Republicans.

    The Teahadists and Evangelicals haven’t even gotten started yet.

  8. 8.

    Mnemosyne

    @trollhattan:

    That’s just an incredibly sad story. How you do live with yourself knowing that you accidentally killed your spouse? How do you explain that to your four-year-old?

  9. 9.

    Gex

    @Mnemosyne: And why the hell is the thing pointing at the trailer? First rule of weapons, don’t point them at people unless you might need to kill them.

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    New Yorker

    I’m tempted to help Dan Loesch’s petition out with names like “Dick Leakey”, “Harry Sachs”, and “Heywood Jablowme”.

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    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @New Yorker:

    Our TF2 server uses a script that changes the bot names to ones we select. I have a few names I could contribute to that petition…lol!

    One of my favorites to laugh at is “Pairof Titz”. Nothing like someone getting their ass kicked by a pair of tits!

  13. 13.

    Suffern ACE

    @gex- well the first rule of artillery ownership is always assume that it is loaded.

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    Suffern ACE

    @Mnemosyne-it reminds me of my very short golf career. Told not to ever hit the ball towards the house. But I couldn’t drive the ball for crap. Took me six shots to get it down the driveway, but sadly for a bay window, only one shot to get it all the way back. Lost the window. Lost the clubs. I can see how this would happen and surprised it doesnt happen more often, especially amongst the pumpkin chunkin / trebuchet building hobbyists.

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    Steeplejack

    @Gex:

    Supposedly the cannon exploded, and shrapnel hit the trailer. It could have been pointed anywhere.

    Initial reports said the cannon had fired a projectile into the trailer, but [Jerry Fox said] his brother told him the device blew apart and sent shrapnel flying.

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    Mnemosyne

    @Gex:

    From the story, it doesn’t sound like it was pointing at the trailer — it sounds like the cannon exploded and shrapnel hit the trailer. Extremely poor engineering, but it at least sounds like he wasn’t intending to shoot it in that direction.

    Given the time of night that it happened and the fact that there were other people there, I’m assuming drinking was involved, which always seems to be at the base of these kinds of stories.

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    Nutella

    @trollhattan:

    That’s a sad story, but wtf is this paragraph:

    The couple were known around town, partly because almost everybody knows everybody there but also because their looks were striking — he is tall and thin and tattooed, and she had dark hair and a skin tone that gave her an exotic beauty.

    If they wanted to make the point that they were a ‘striking’ couple because he was white and she was brown, or because he was ugly and she was beautiful, they should have said so. Or just shut up about their appearance.

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    jheartney

    A few months back Mythbusters had a problem with a wayward cannon, but were fortunate enough not to kill anyone. I should add that it was plain dumb luck that they didn’t off somebody.

    Cannonz iz dangerous. Not toyz for rednecks. Or anybody else, really.

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    Montysano

    @pragmatism:

    There’s the right way, the wrong way and the Dana loesch way—which is the wrong way, just louder and dumber.

    LOL.

    Apparently, some dude is married to it.

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