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by John Cole|  June 17, 20121:17 am| 67 Comments

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Since I became reacquainted with the $500 dollar towel rack (aka the exercise bike) and started working out, walking more, and spending days in the yard futzing around with my plants and garden, I really, really struggle to stay up this late. I just spent the last hour listening to the Who through shitty earphones (Rosie ate my Bose), so I am off to bed, but I do really love this song:

The other day I spent the whole day working listening to nothing but Yes. I didn’t realize I had enough albums to make it the whole day, woke up singing the roundabout the next morning, and I remain convinced that Oasis sucks and you kids really missed out.

All I have to say is “Oop ack,” but you young fuckers missed out on that, too.

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  1. 1.

    Noah Brand

    June 17, 2012 at 1:18 am

    Oop ack! My brother! I had the Boingers record!

  2. 2.

    Violet

    June 17, 2012 at 1:25 am

    Rosie ate my Bose

    This should be a tag.

    Sounds like you’re taking care of yourself better. Going to bed earlier is not a bad thing at all.

  3. 3.

    Yutsano

    June 17, 2012 at 1:30 am

    I made the horrific discovery tonight that my parents are out of oregano. It would have improved dinner considerably, though no one believes me.

    Watching classic Doctor Who and doing pretty much nada.

  4. 4.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 1:31 am

    Reposted form last night because it is so fucking awesome. I found this: The Clash, live in Paris, February 27, 1980. Links in three parts: first, second, and third.

    You can thank me later.

  5. 5.

    Brian S

    June 17, 2012 at 1:31 am

    Let me graze into your veldt
    Let me stomple your albino
    Let me nibble on your buds
    I’m your love rhino.

  6. 6.

    Keith

    June 17, 2012 at 1:34 am

    Since I became reacquainted with the $500 dollar towel rack…

    McCardle bait!

  7. 7.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 1:37 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Christ, I can’t spell. From, not form. Jesus.

  8. 8.

    BonnyAnne

    June 17, 2012 at 1:38 am

    not true. Am well acquainted with Bill da Cat and all the joys of Bloom County (“there’s no such thing as banana walrus wafers!”) and am only… well, a lady doesn’t like to reveal too much, so let’s call it born-in-the-Carter-administration. Towards the end.

    Does that make me a young ‘un? Or am I in denial?

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 1:40 am

    @BonnyAnne: Younger than I am, if that helps.

  10. 10.

    YellowJournalism

    June 17, 2012 at 1:40 am

    “I made the horrific discovery tonight that my parents…”

    My first thought was: “This won’t end well.”

    “…are out of oregano.”

    Phew!

  11. 11.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 17, 2012 at 1:42 am

    All I have to say is “Oop ack,” but you young fuckers missed out on that, too.

    Bill the Cat barfs up a hairball at that.

  12. 12.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 1:44 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: Thbbft!

  13. 13.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 17, 2012 at 1:45 am

    @Noah Brand: I still have the “U Stink But I (Heart) You” flexi-disc somewhere.

  14. 14.

    burnspbesq

    June 17, 2012 at 1:51 am

    Rosie ate my Bose

    Good puppeh! She has your ears’ best interests at heart. Replace them with something good. And that does NOT mean Beats by Dr. Dre.

  15. 15.

    Heirn

    June 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

    I’m A Boinger

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:03 am

    @Heirn: Who isn’t? I mean, really?

  17. 17.

    Mnemosyne

    June 17, 2012 at 2:08 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The Clash + the Who made me think of “Rough Boys,” which at the time was touted as being about Townshend’s friendship with punk bands like the Clash, and which now makes me wonder why anyone was surprised when Townshend came out as bisexual.

  18. 18.

    Heirn

    June 17, 2012 at 2:09 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    I have all but one of the Bloom County Complete Collection Books. I also had a couple of Bloom County T-shirts. I loved my “Saved By Fundamentally Oral Bill” shirt.

  19. 19.

    Mnemosyne

    June 17, 2012 at 2:10 am

    I was looking through old yearbooks and discovered a picture of myself in my Bill the Cat t-shirt in the 8th grade.

    And I wondered why no boys ever asked me out …

  20. 20.

    dollared

    June 17, 2012 at 2:11 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’ll thank you now. But I have to bookmark – my wife needs her latest course proposal reviewed for things that make sense only in Korean.

  21. 21.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:13 am

    @Mnemosyne: Thinking back to 8th grade, the question I have is did you have boobs underneath the t-shirt?

  22. 22.

    dollared

    June 17, 2012 at 2:15 am

    Wow, JC. Thanks. This had literally passed from my memory. I did a lot of calculus problems to this song, over and over again, sometime in the late Carter administration…

    For such a young buck, you did a great job of getting yourself educated in 60s tunes. We had older brothers. How did you do it?

  23. 23.

    Mnemosyne

    June 17, 2012 at 2:15 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Intimidating ones, apparently. Not the kind you take home to mother.

    I guess the mix of nerdiness and overabundant anatomy was too confusing.

  24. 24.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:18 am

    @Mnemosyne: Well, there you have it.

    @dollared: Some of us had young parents.

  25. 25.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 17, 2012 at 2:19 am

    @Heirn: Of the original books, I am missing only “Loose Tails”, the first one.

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:19 am

    @dollared: You are welcome. It is my pleasure to make sure as many people as possible see it.

  27. 27.

    Mnemosyne

    June 17, 2012 at 2:22 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I also realized years later that I had four older brothers, at least one of whom was on a first-name basis with all of the police officers in our town (and not because he was an Explorer). In retrospect, it made a lot more sense why all of the boyfriends I had in high school didn’t go to my high school.

  28. 28.

    Anne Laurie

    June 17, 2012 at 2:22 am

    @Yutsano:

    I made the horrific discovery tonight that my parents are out of oregano. It would have improved dinner considerably, though no one believes me.

    What can be done with oregano at an extremely-basic-cooking level? I bought a tiny pot last summer on impulse & never did anything with it. The plant overwintered and is now threatening to smother the tomato plants on either side. Is there such a thing as oregano pesto?

  29. 29.

    Yutsano

    June 17, 2012 at 2:31 am

    @Anne Laurie: Oregano is very powerful fresh, so it can be incorporated into a lot of Mexican and Italian dishes but no more than one teaspoon. However, it can be dried and stored for months beautifully. It’s a great addition to tomato sauce as well.

  30. 30.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:32 am

    I have disappeared into a black hole of Elvis Costello on YouTube.

  31. 31.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 17, 2012 at 2:33 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I missed that last night. Oh my god, that is absolutely fucking awesome. One of my biggest regrets is that I had an opportunity to see the Clash back when I was in high school, and didn’t do it.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:37 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: I missed the Clash live, but I did see Joe with the Mescaleros on the Rock Art and the X-ray Style tour. The stage was done with three mics across the front of the stage and Joe was Joe.

  33. 33.

    piratedan

    June 17, 2012 at 2:41 am

    hell these days is a real life manifestation of Binkley’s closet….

    there seems to be some continual search in progress for finding just the right perfect pitch liberal freakout tipping point in which the right can finally manifest a violent response from the left. What they don’t seem to remember is when it happens, governments fall and there is blood in the streets.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3RPDaO14Vs

  34. 34.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 17, 2012 at 2:46 am

    All I have to say is “Oop ack,” but you young fuckers missed out on that, too.

    eep ock ork ah ah is all I have to say in response.

  35. 35.

    piratedan

    June 17, 2012 at 2:49 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: maybe these will help you stop the navel gazing and come out the other side

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab_IO-SlK5w

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz7keUXhXrM

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:49 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: Gabba, gabba. We accept you. One of us.

  37. 37.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 17, 2012 at 2:55 am

    @piratedan: Thanks. I am good. Listening to Exile on Main Street now.

  38. 38.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 17, 2012 at 3:14 am

    One of the absolute weirdest things about The Clash is that their album “Give ’em Enough Rope” was produced by Sandy Pearlman, best known for producing Blue Öyster Cult. Now, I like BÖC too, but they’re not much like The Clash.

  39. 39.

    Dollared

    June 17, 2012 at 3:34 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I did that about six months ago. Still have Oliver’s Army in my head. In that same vein, I had not known about Amy Winehouse in any detail until I got lost following the Specials into the depths of YouTube. I always learn about stuff about five years too late….

  40. 40.

    dance around in your bones

    June 17, 2012 at 3:37 am

    I’d just like to know how a guy who is the age of my first kid digs all these groups who were basically the soundtrack of my youth…I mean, WTF? Did you go all reverse Rumplestiltskin or something and wake up in the 60’s/70’s or whatevers?

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It was a fucking great time for music. Cheers, dude!

  41. 41.

    Dollared

    June 17, 2012 at 3:37 am

    @Anne Laurie: ONe tablespoon of oregano, one of crushed garlic, one cup of orange juice, one four pound pork shoulder roast, four hours in the oven @ 325, covered.

    Cuban pulled pork. You will make many friends with that tablespoon of oregano.

  42. 42.

    srv

    June 17, 2012 at 3:48 am

    @dollared: John posted a couple weeks back about his history.

    Worked at a radio station with some hip guys. Programmer is editor at some magazine called Rolling Stone now.

  43. 43.

    Alison

    June 17, 2012 at 3:49 am

    @dance around in your bones: Well, it’s not like it’s impossible to like stuff that existed before you did. I mean…personally I am way more baffled by stupid young people who refuse to acknowledge the existence of music, movies, etc that’s any older than they are. They are why we have so many remakes of movies that were made perfectly fine the first time.

    Also too, for me, I was raised by music-loving hippies, grew up listening to music all the time, going to concerts, etc, so while I like a lot of newer stuff that they would hate, I also love a lot of their music too.

  44. 44.

    srv

    June 17, 2012 at 3:54 am

    Aw, the remembering is a little fragile. Publisher, he is:

    https://balloon-juice.com/2012/06/02/fuck-off-its-my-website-ill-post-about-what-i-want/

  45. 45.

    Amir Khalid

    June 17, 2012 at 3:58 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass:
    There are just not enough great tuba solos in rock.

  46. 46.

    dance around in your bones

    June 17, 2012 at 3:59 am

    @Alison: I was not criticizing John, more admiring him for recognizing what I consider to be the excellence of some of the fine music of my my my my gen….eration…..(talkin’ bout)

    I think it’s pretty cool. Just wondering where the initial impetus came from, perhaps answered by srv above in his exposure from radio days.

    I like it, kinda refreshing.

  47. 47.

    hildebrand

    June 17, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Of all the characters, Milo was my favorite.

  48. 48.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 17, 2012 at 4:02 am

    @hildebrand: Yes, I’d agree with that. I liked Steve Dallas, too, as a yahoo, but I think Breathed ruined him in the post-Bloom County strips.

  49. 49.

    Alison

    June 17, 2012 at 4:10 am

    @dance around in your bones: Oh, I know it wasn’t criticism. Sorry if I came across harshly. Just that I’ve gotten that sort of reaction a lot from older folks, probably because most of my peers are as I described, rather than more like myself.

    Plus it’s way late and I need to sleep. :P

  50. 50.

    dance around in your bones

    June 17, 2012 at 4:21 am

    @Alison:

    ♩ ♪ Alison, I know this world is killin’ you, oh-oh-oh Alison….♫ ♬

    (Sorry, that was just begging to be used :)

    Nah, I didn’t take it harshly….I think it’s great when people (of any age) recognize excellent music….of any generation. I just wondered a bit where JC got his 60’s bug, ’cause it seems pretty prevalent, what with Little Feat, Yes, the Stones, the Who and etc.

    It’s a GOOD thing!

    And – sweet dreams, I’m hitting the sack too. I hope….dang insomnia.

  51. 51.

    burnspbesq

    June 17, 2012 at 5:08 am

    Guess which iconic 80s band is back with its first new record in 26 years?

    The dB’s! And it is a great fucking record. Strongly recommended.

  52. 52.

    Raven

    June 17, 2012 at 5:15 am

    I sent a certain BJ regular a copy of this film.

  53. 53.

    c u n d gulag

    June 17, 2012 at 7:22 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    I remember when Opus was auditioning for a punk band by playing the tuba.

    As I recall, his audition song went something like this:
    “Wham bam, thank you Nell,
    I’m on the Amtrack to Hell!”

    Then he played the tuba:
    “A-whoompa-whoompa-whoompa!”

    And the leader of the band said to Opus, “You’re in, kid!”

    And Opus looks at the 4th wall to us and says, “I think I wet my pants!”

    “Bloom County” and “The Far Side.”
    Ah, those were GREAT!
    Good times… Good times…

  54. 54.

    c u n d gulag

    June 17, 2012 at 7:24 am

    And thanks for the video, John.

    “Quadrophenia” is my favorite album of ALL TIME!!!

    And yeah, I DO have an idea of what that says about me. :-)

  55. 55.

    FlipYrWhig

    June 17, 2012 at 8:01 am

    Somewhere in the Dëthtöngue/Billy and the Boingers sequence the band reads a review in a magazine that includes a phrase like “transom of your consciousness” and has a panel of silence before someone says, “Yeah, but do we kick butt?”

    Also there’s a moment when they play a song for a record-company head whose last line is “Let’s roll over Lionel Richie with a tank.” I think “tank” rhymes with “stank.”

  56. 56.

    FlipYrWhig

    June 17, 2012 at 8:04 am

    @dance around in your bones: @c u n d gulag: Funny enough, in college — which was the late ’80s — I used both the Elvis Costello best-of and Quadrophenia as music for foolin’ around to.

  57. 57.

    Double Nickel

    June 17, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Pear pimples for hairy chestnuts.

  58. 58.

    AxelFoley

    June 17, 2012 at 8:27 am

    All I have to say is “Oop ack,” but you young fuckers missed out on that, too.

    Play that funky music, white boy.

  59. 59.

    Trinity

    June 17, 2012 at 8:42 am

    I am in the process of re-reading the entire Bloom County run. It is still brilliantly hilarious!

    Berkley Breathed wins.

    Bill & Opus ’84!

  60. 60.

    RossInDetroit

    June 17, 2012 at 9:18 am

    I cherish my black T-shirt with the Don’t Blame Me I Voted for Bill and Opus image. It’s the only shirt with writing that I wear, and only once every 4 years.

  61. 61.

    PanurgeATL

    June 17, 2012 at 10:58 am

    @piratedan:

    I noticed on Yahoo some story about “Obama voters disrupt Romney rally” or some such, just by showing up, apparently. Daily Kos reported on a bus full of Romney voters honking its horn on and on at an Obama gathering–crickets from Yahoo, natch. They don’t have to turn us violent–we just have to do something “uncivil” (while they get a pass).

  62. 62.

    Dr. Squid

    June 17, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    All I have to say is “Oop ack,” but you young fuckers missed out on that, too.

    I’m older so I didn’t miss out. Besides, the younger set has Jan Brewer as a substitute.

  63. 63.

    JiminVA

    June 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    @The prophet Nostradumbass:

    Very true, but Sandy Pearlman also produced the first album by the Dictators (Go Girl Crazy!), a New York proto-punk band. So, to those CBS Records execs, Sandy Pearlman was the closest thing they had to a producer with a “punk” pedigree.

  64. 64.

    snarkyspice

    June 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    You’re younger than me. No way you shouldn’t appreciate Oasis! For me all those guys you like died when punk happened. I was 16 years old and I sold every hippie/prog rock record I owned and never looked back. Now I’m older, I realize that all music has merit of it makes someone happy, but I still don’t own any Pink Floyd and think anyone who doesn’t get the Arctic Monkeys is living a sad excuse for a life :)

  65. 65.

    Peter VE

    June 17, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    The greatest drumming album ever, especially the entire 4th side.. Bettye Lavette does a killer version of “Love, Reign o’er Me”.

  66. 66.

    JD Ryan

    June 17, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    I hope, John, that you at least had the good sense to stop after you got to Drama. After listening to Tales or Relayer, 90125 would be like a wet fart in a shower.

  67. 67.

    IrishGirl

    June 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    I see your “oop ack” and raise you an “ack thpptttt”

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