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You are here: Home / Civil Rights / Women's Rights / The War On Women / Gracious Acquiescence to the Vicissitudes of Fortune

Gracious Acquiescence to the Vicissitudes of Fortune

by $8 blue check mistermix|  April 26, 20139:14 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: The War On Women

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Todd Akin has made his peace with his “mistake” of mentioning “legitimate rape”:

If you start to blame everybody else for something that you didn’t like that happened, it will destroy you.

In the interview embedded at that link, both the reporter and Akin treat his remarks like some kind of negligent, out-of-character accident. It’s as if long-time safe driver Todd Akin took his eyes off the road for one minute and ran someone over, or disciplined Christian Todd Akin got bit in the ass by a wasp during a prayer meeting and said “fuck” over an open mike.

What really happened is lifelong anti-abortion radical Todd Akin explained what he really believes about rape in public when he should have kept that shit private.

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  1. 1.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 26, 2013 at 9:22 am

    What really happened is lifelong anti-abortion radical Todd Akin explained what he really believes about rape in public when he should have kept that shit private.

    So, I guess this is a Kinsley gaffe, eh?

  2. 2.

    Morbo

    April 26, 2013 at 9:23 am

    If you start to blame everybody else for something that you didn’t like that happened, it will destroy you.

    Apply this statement to Libertarians and a funny thing happens.

  3. 3.

    Cassidy

    April 26, 2013 at 9:27 am

    And we couldn’t be better for it. Please Mr. Akin, continue to tell us, as a representative of the Republican Party, what you really think about rape, abortion, single moms, wimmens, gays, etc. Just come speak your mind into this here microphone.

  4. 4.

    Fanshawe

    April 26, 2013 at 9:33 am

    In the future, on the eve of the Todd Akin Library dedication ceremony, studies will show that people have a much more positive opinion of Mr. Akin, so suck it libs.

  5. 5.

    MomSense

    April 26, 2013 at 9:38 am

    The thing is that if our media actually performed their necessary function in our democracy, he would have been asked repeatedly to explain his position on abortion and reproductive health since his views on rape were in writing, contained in actual legislation he had sponsored!

  6. 6.

    Trakker

    April 26, 2013 at 9:40 am

    He also said: “We make mistakes, say things the wrong way.” WTF? How do say something that stupid the right way?

    The important thing is that he said this before the election, not after he had won and was explaining his vote to deny abortion to rape victims.

  7. 7.

    c u n d gulag

    April 26, 2013 at 9:48 am

    1941 News of the World!!!:

    Adolph Hitler publicly regrets using the words “Filthy Jews.” *

    Says it was out of character.

    *Apologies to Mr. Godwin.

  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 26, 2013 at 10:03 am

    @Trakker:

    How do say something that stupid the right way?

    Now you start to see his difficulty. I really feel for him.

  9. 9.

    scott

    April 26, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Reminds me of how Mel Gibson blamed his anti-Semitic slurs on being drunk. So, when you’re trashed, THAT comes out…..because?

  10. 10.

    scott

    April 26, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Reminds me of how Mel Gibson blamed his anti-Semitic slurs on being drunk. So, when you’re trashed, THAT comes out…..because?

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    April 26, 2013 at 10:06 am

    AFAIK, no right-wing soda bottlers have come out with a flavor named Legitimate Grape … yet.

  12. 12.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 26, 2013 at 10:11 am

    @c u n d gulag:

    Did you know that this individual openly blamed “the Jews” for starting WWII?

    Man, those guys are powerful, being able to order the entire Wehrmacht to cross the Polish border, not to mention invade the Soviet Union! They also successfully ordered the bombing of Pearl Harbor, the bastards!

  13. 13.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 26, 2013 at 10:13 am

    This ties right in to the thread below, where Rogoff claims now that he never emphasized the 90% debt to GDP “tipping point”, but actually, he did. On numerous occasions. It wasn’t just Eddie Munster getting carried away with boyish enthusiasm.

  14. 14.

    Cacti

    April 26, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Speaking of rape philosophers, we have a future GOP politician honing his craft at the University of Arizona…

    A student holding a sign that read “You deserve rape” ignited outrage across campus Tuesday, on the same day of a sexual assault awareness event, but administrators declined requests to remove him or his sign.

    Saxton, a junior studying classics and religious studies, said his sermon was meant to convey that “if you dress like a whore, act like a whore, you’re probably going to get raped.”

  15. 15.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 26, 2013 at 10:16 am

    @Cacti:

    If this twit’s body is found broken and bleeding behind a dorm, I don’t think any investigation is required.

    After all, he’s asked for it, hasn’t he?

  16. 16.

    PsiFighter37

    April 26, 2013 at 10:17 am

    @Cacti: Don’t think that guy is going to be welcome at many/any parties on campus. And just when he turns of legal drinking age as well! What a shame.

  17. 17.

    c u n d gulag

    April 26, 2013 at 10:18 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    And don’t forget, now they also run the Trilateral Commission, and Hollywood!

    Like Jon Stewart said the other night, to Egypt’s Jon Stewart – something to the effect of, ‘If it was true that Jews run TV and movies, don’t you think I’d be on something besides Basic Cable?’

  18. 18.

    JPL

    April 26, 2013 at 10:18 am

    @Cacti: One might wonder how Saxton feels about hijabs.

  19. 19.

    Cacti

    April 26, 2013 at 10:22 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    Don’t think that guy is going to be welcome at many/any parties on campus. And just when he turns of legal drinking age as well! What a shame.

    I couldn’t help but notice the complete lack of women among his sign-holding compatriots.

    I doubt any of them will experience the touch of one any time in the near future.

  20. 20.

    Davo

    April 26, 2013 at 10:30 am

    He’s not sorry he’s too fucking stupid to know that eggs cant fucking think to know if said wee-wee was invited or not.

    He’s just sorry he aint teh Senator.

    Fuck him.

  21. 21.

    28 Percent

    April 26, 2013 at 10:34 am

    @Cacti: If you look carefully at the signs, they’re not supporters, they’re counter-protesters.

  22. 22.

    Boudica

    April 26, 2013 at 10:35 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: My daughter is a junior there. I’ll see what she can do….

  23. 23.

    Certified Mutant Enemy

    April 26, 2013 at 10:37 am

    @Davo:

    I think he believes the Baby Jesus makes that decision….

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    April 26, 2013 at 10:37 am

    @cacti

    Jeez. Prob thinks* a cap and gown is a burqa without a hood while exuding the rancid stench of Compassionate Conservatism.

    *Though assigning the word “think” to this loon is stretching it.

  25. 25.

    JGabriel

    April 26, 2013 at 10:42 am

    mistermix @ top:

    What really happened is lifelong anti-abortion radical Todd Akin explained what he really believes about rape in public when he should have kept that shit private for which he has our undying gratitude.

    Fixed that for you. I’m sure I’m not the only one here who is grateful — despite my appreciation for the anonymity of modern sewage treatment — that Akin did not keep his shit private.

  26. 26.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 26, 2013 at 10:51 am

    @Boudica:

    I would not want her to devote so much as five minutes of her no doubt copious spare time to this clown.

    If she and some friends can deal with him in less than that, of course, then by all means, proceed!

  27. 27.

    ? Martin

    April 26, 2013 at 11:08 am

    If you start to blame everybody else for something that you didn’t like that happened, it will destroy you.

    Story of the GOP right there.

  28. 28.

    RobertDSC-iPhone 4

    April 26, 2013 at 11:10 am

    @NotMax:
    But there is a Japanese product called Tentacle Grape.

    /hangs head in shame for this knowledge.

  29. 29.

    NotMax

    April 26, 2013 at 11:14 am

    @RobertDSC-iPhone 4Tres bizarre.

    What hath Urotsukidoji wrought?

  30. 30.

    piratedan

    April 26, 2013 at 11:33 am

    glad that the Toddster had the courage of his convictions and stated his position publicly. The people of Missouri then made their decision known at the ballot box. Scary thing is, the fucker still had people vote for him, which just shows that some R’s don’t give a fuck what you’ve done and said just as long as you’re not a Democrat.

  31. 31.

    Shrillhouse

    April 26, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    Hmmm, 31 comments and no one has pointed out that wasps sting, rather than bite?

  32. 32.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    April 26, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    Wasps sting.

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