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Confederations Cup Opening Game Brazil v Japan Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 15, 20132:57 pm| 22 Comments

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This is not your father’s Japanese team: when just a few years ago most of the players played in Japan, fourteen players play their club football in Europe.

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  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    June 15, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    And Brasil are already one up. That was quick.

  2. 2.

    NickT

    June 15, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    Sadly, it isn’t grandfather’s Brazil either. I guess nothing is.

  3. 3.

    Randinho

    June 15, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    Japan’s defense appears to be your father’s Japanese team.

  4. 4.

    MattR

    June 15, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Figure this is the right place to ask if anyone else is having issues with the HD feed of ESPN. Trying to watch the “normal” feed and it is painful. How did we ever survive 10 years ago?

  5. 5.

    Randinho

    June 15, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    @MattR: It’s cut out a couple of times, but seems okay now.

  6. 6.

    red dog

    June 15, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    This sport has so many critical qualifying games for one cup or another that any relevance left my mind many years ago and I am pre-boomer. If it keeps people so busy they can’t bomb me then I’m all for it.

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    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    June 15, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    @efgoldman: Next year in Sochi. Bring your skates and skis.

  8. 8.

    MattR

    June 15, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    @Randinho: Still out for me :( Serves me right for saying nice things about Comcast recently.

  9. 9.

    Amir Khalid

    June 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    And it’s 2-nil to Brazil. Japan don’t seem to have the finishing to stay in this match.

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    Thlayli

    June 15, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    I just turned it on at the start of the second half. Is Kagawa playing?

  11. 11.

    Randinho

    June 15, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    @Thlayli: I believe so, but he appears to be invisible.

  12. 12.

    Hawes

    June 15, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    You know, my father owned neither Brazil nor Japan. I’m not sure who your dad is.

  13. 13.

    NickT

    June 15, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    @Hawes:

    Cthulhu-sensei has noted your interest in his corporate holdings and will be sending some friends of his over for a friendly chat in the near future.

  14. 14.

    burnspbesq

    June 15, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    @MattR:

    Figure this is the right place to ask if anyone else is having issues with the HD feed of ESPN

    I’m willing to make a small wager that ESPN isn’t causing the problem. Pretty much every World Cup-related infrastructure project is behind schedule, over budget, FUBAR, or some combination thereof. Next year is likely to be a public relations disaster for Brazil, and the 2016 Olympics could be even worse.

  15. 15.

    ? Martin

    June 15, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    @efgoldman: And full of lies! How can they have a confederate cup without a team from Alabama, suitable hooded and armed?

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    Yatsuno

    June 15, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): I’m wondering if the IOC isn’t taking a good hard second look at the Sochi games after the anti-gay law passed the Duma. They made China change their anti-HIV laws before the Beijing games under threat of pulling them. It would be a nightmare if they did but I have to think there will be some kind of pressure there.

    @Randinho: :: hugs Randinho ::

    Hi. :)

  17. 17.

    Amir Khalid

    June 15, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Three – nil! Not a surprising result, but a more even match than one might have expected not so many years ago.

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    MattR

    June 15, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    @burnspbesq: That was why I asked. ESPN2 was bradcasting in HD so I was curious if there was soemthing with the feed from Brazil or with my cable company. Given Randinho’s response, I have a feeling it was both.

    And isn’t that part of the purpose of the Confederations Cup? To give the upcoming World Cup host a chance to do a dry run and see where work still needs to be done (I have read that Brazil is having issues, but I seem to remember reading the same thing 4 years ago about South Africa)

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    ? Martin

    June 15, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    @Yatsuno: If we send a team from Gayistan, would they have to break their law and acknowledge it?

    I propose that Congress allow the confederate states to secede as they are desperate to do, but only on the condition they name themselves Gayistan and send an all-gay team to the Sochi Olympics. I think everybody wins there.

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    pseudonymous in nc

    June 15, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    @MattR:

    (I have read that Brazil is having issues, but I seem to remember reading the same thing 4 years ago about South Africa)

    Yeah, 2010 wasn’t all peachy, but the infrastructure was in place. Let’s put it this way: this will be the last World Cup in a while where the world actually gives a flying one about the host nation. There is a lot of goodwill towards Brazil finally getting its chance, and it’ll be ready one way or another.

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    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    June 15, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    @pseudonymous in nc:

    There is a lot of goodwill towards Brazil finally getting its chance…

    1950?

  22. 22.

    scott

    June 15, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    A Neymar that can finish!

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