Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We’ll be taking my thoughts and prayers to the ballot box.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

I was promised a recession.

The revolution will be supervised.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Cole is on a roll !

An unpunished coup is a training exercise.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

The willow is too close to the house.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

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  3. 3.

    Tree With Water

    I actually enjoyed the hoopla of the past couple of drafts. But the NFL needs to lay low for awhile, if I’m a typical fan. To go away, as in the olden times. Between opening week and the Super Bowl it’s tantamount to watching The Roger Goodell Show, and I say don’t encourage him.

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    With the first pick of the 2015 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select…Geordy LaForge!

  6. 6.

    Mike J

    A horse named “Far Right” got the number 20, far outside right gate in the Kentucky Derby draw.

  8. 8.

    Betty Cracker

    Stupid fucking Bucs. Only consolation is that the O-line sucks so hard that we’ll get to watch Jame-ass get sacked every other play.

  11. 11.

    JPL

    @Betty Cracker: Look at this way, if it doesn’t work out, maybe you can watch court tv in the future. Oh that other football player that the Pats took a chance, went to the other school in FL.

    just kidding

  12. 12.

    PhoenixRising

    @Betty Cracker:My kid was watching ESPN at the gym earlier, and she described Jame-ass thusly:

    “You know that player who was having a fit at his coach, on the sideline, and jumping up and down, and he got in trouble for raping someone? He’s going to be playing in the NFL.”

    (long pause)

    “I can’t tell you any details because the gym doesn’t have the captions on so I can only read the words everyone prints on the screen [chyrons, etc]. I don’t know the football abbreviations because you don’t let me watch it except if it’s Oregon. So I don’t know what he was 3rd in, but I feel sorry for his new coach. Just on behavior.”

    Pretty much captured the whole picture, even without the closed captioning.

  13. 13.

    PsiFighter37

    The Jets better take someone on the offensive side of the ball – sick of how Rex always picked a defensive player in the first round. Hope the new regime is smarter, especially since the defense seems pretty well set.

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    @efgoldman:

    I don’t understand this obsession with the draft.
    The picks will still be there in the morning.

    I enjoy the draft. I watch it on NFLTV and the guys there are more interesting, IMO. I love watching game film and break downs on each player.

  26. 26.

    Corner Stone

    You’d think STL had had enough of drafting players with previous major injuries.

  27. 27.

    raven

    @Corner Stone: He walked off the field after his ACL. That isn’t a major injury anymore.

    All-ACL team: NFL’s rehab warriors

    he advent of arthroscopic surgery shifted the question ever so slightly: Could a player regain anything close to his previous performance upon his return?

    Only in recent years has the paradigm changed. Punctuated by Adrian Peterson’s 2,097-yard season in 2012, it is now routine for a player to pick up his career where he left off — often less than a year after the injury. Those whose careers are ended or altered for the worse now occupy the minority.

  28. 28.

    Corner Stone

    @raven:

    He walked off the field after his ACL. That isn’t a major injury anymore.

    I’m not a physical therapist, but my understanding is that if they are hobbling it is better (relatively) than if they can walk freely but still in pain. Apparently if they can’t fully walk then it is not as damaged as when it’s completely separated.

    ETA, and anyway, just saying that after Bradford it seems any injury should spook them in an appropriate amount.

  32. 32.

    Corner Stone

    How embarrassing that Melissa Stark asks a grown ass man if Irvin helped change his diapers.

  33. 33.

    phantomist

    With the 28th pick the Lions take Malcom Brown DT Texas.
    yeah, I’m sticking with this.

  36. 36.

    Corner Stone

    Man, at least have pants on that fucking fit over your ass.
    Get off my lawn and all that, but fuck me.

  40. 40.

    Betty Cracker

    Aaannnd Jame-ass Winston Instagrams a picture of himself in front of a big plate of crab legs to celebrate his #1 pick. Jesus Christ, Bucs. You handed the keys to that asshole.

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