Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

“But what about the lurkers?”

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Never forget that he train is barreling down on Trump, even as he dances on the tracks.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

We’ll be taking my thoughts and prayers to the ballot box.

Found liable for massive fraud, is required to post a massive bond, gets a break, then files a *fraudulent* bond!

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

“Joe Biden deserved better than he got from some folks in his own party.”

Nikki Haley, who can’t acknowledge ‘slavery’, is a pathetic shill.

Glad to see john eastman going through some things.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

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  3. 3.

    Tree With Water

    I actually enjoyed the hoopla of the past couple of drafts. But the NFL needs to lay low for awhile, if I’m a typical fan. To go away, as in the olden times. Between opening week and the Super Bowl it’s tantamount to watching The Roger Goodell Show, and I say don’t encourage him.

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    With the first pick of the 2015 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select…Geordy LaForge!

  6. 6.

    Mike J

    A horse named “Far Right” got the number 20, far outside right gate in the Kentucky Derby draw.

  8. 8.

    Betty Cracker

    Stupid fucking Bucs. Only consolation is that the O-line sucks so hard that we’ll get to watch Jame-ass get sacked every other play.

  11. 11.

    JPL

    @Betty Cracker: Look at this way, if it doesn’t work out, maybe you can watch court tv in the future. Oh that other football player that the Pats took a chance, went to the other school in FL.

    just kidding

  12. 12.

    PhoenixRising

    @Betty Cracker:My kid was watching ESPN at the gym earlier, and she described Jame-ass thusly:

    “You know that player who was having a fit at his coach, on the sideline, and jumping up and down, and he got in trouble for raping someone? He’s going to be playing in the NFL.”

    (long pause)

    “I can’t tell you any details because the gym doesn’t have the captions on so I can only read the words everyone prints on the screen [chyrons, etc]. I don’t know the football abbreviations because you don’t let me watch it except if it’s Oregon. So I don’t know what he was 3rd in, but I feel sorry for his new coach. Just on behavior.”

    Pretty much captured the whole picture, even without the closed captioning.

  13. 13.

    PsiFighter37

    The Jets better take someone on the offensive side of the ball – sick of how Rex always picked a defensive player in the first round. Hope the new regime is smarter, especially since the defense seems pretty well set.

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    @efgoldman:

    I don’t understand this obsession with the draft.
    The picks will still be there in the morning.

    I enjoy the draft. I watch it on NFLTV and the guys there are more interesting, IMO. I love watching game film and break downs on each player.

  26. 26.

    Corner Stone

    You’d think STL had had enough of drafting players with previous major injuries.

  27. 27.

    raven

    @Corner Stone: He walked off the field after his ACL. That isn’t a major injury anymore.

    All-ACL team: NFL’s rehab warriors

    he advent of arthroscopic surgery shifted the question ever so slightly: Could a player regain anything close to his previous performance upon his return?

    Only in recent years has the paradigm changed. Punctuated by Adrian Peterson’s 2,097-yard season in 2012, it is now routine for a player to pick up his career where he left off — often less than a year after the injury. Those whose careers are ended or altered for the worse now occupy the minority.

  28. 28.

    Corner Stone

    @raven:

    He walked off the field after his ACL. That isn’t a major injury anymore.

    I’m not a physical therapist, but my understanding is that if they are hobbling it is better (relatively) than if they can walk freely but still in pain. Apparently if they can’t fully walk then it is not as damaged as when it’s completely separated.

    ETA, and anyway, just saying that after Bradford it seems any injury should spook them in an appropriate amount.

  32. 32.

    Corner Stone

    How embarrassing that Melissa Stark asks a grown ass man if Irvin helped change his diapers.

  33. 33.

    phantomist

    With the 28th pick the Lions take Malcom Brown DT Texas.
    yeah, I’m sticking with this.

  36. 36.

    Corner Stone

    Man, at least have pants on that fucking fit over your ass.
    Get off my lawn and all that, but fuck me.

  40. 40.

    Betty Cracker

    Aaannnd Jame-ass Winston Instagrams a picture of himself in front of a big plate of crab legs to celebrate his #1 pick. Jesus Christ, Bucs. You handed the keys to that asshole.

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