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Copa America Quarter-Final Argentina v Venezuela

by Randinho|  June 18, 20166:56 pm| 20 Comments

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Who will face the USA in the semi-final?

Go Venezuela!

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  1. 1.

    themann1086

    June 18, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    I’m with Deadspin: Bring On Argentina!

  2. 2.

    Feathers

    June 18, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    Argentina was practicing at Harvard on Thursday. Saw the huge crowds on the sidewalk & wondered WTF. Then I saw the Argentina and Madrid jerseys and guessed what was up. They had put up screens on the fencing, but there were people peering in at every gap and others holding their camera phones up over the fence. Also a really pissed off looking guy with a camera which had an enormously huge ass lens on it.

    Anyway, my Copa story.

  3. 3.

    humboldtblue

    June 18, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    I’m with Deadspin too.

    Here’s the story behind Bradley’s rainbow armband and the scramble to get it ready for kickoff.

    And if you need me I’ll be on the front stoop getting the afternoon sun like a salamander on a rock.

  4. 4.

    Lenora Pohlman

    June 18, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Anybody have any good futbol phrases I can text a friend from Venezuela?

  5. 5.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 18, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    Looks like Argentina is putting on an exhibition game.

  6. 6.

    Randinho

    June 18, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    Wow. Arguably the worst taken penalty I have seen in my lifetime.

    Someone needs to learn how to do a Panenka.

  7. 7.

    Yutsano

    June 18, 2016 at 7:54 pm

  8. 8.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 18, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Venezuela really woke up after going down 0-2. That penalty’s gotta hurt, though.

  9. 9.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @Onkel Fritze:

    They need to step it up. If not for that blown PK and what was in effect an own goal by Venezuela, the score would be 1-1.

  10. 10.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 18, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): ‘Would be’. There was also that foul on Messi which should have been a penalty.

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 18, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    This Messi fellow seems like he is not bad at his job.

  12. 12.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 18, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Another giveaway by Venezuela. Game over, man.

  13. 13.

    humboldtblue

    June 18, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    All those guys in the stripey shirts seem to have a knack.

  14. 14.

    F

    June 18, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    That didn’t last long.

  15. 15.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 18, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Oh my

  16. 16.

    ThresherK

    June 18, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Usually in football I don’t end up telling the TV producer (like they can hear me) “Stop with the reaction shots to the goal! Another goal might happen right now!”

  17. 17.

    humboldtblue

    June 18, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Huh, be careful what ya wish for is today’s lesson.

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 18, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @humboldtblue: I am rooting for yellows for Argie players.

  19. 19.

    humboldtblue

    June 18, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    By the time Eric Wynalda gets done with his condemnation, conviction, and sentencing to a lifetime of ignominy and deserved ridicule poor Sejas will be carried off the field in irons for his penalty miss.

  20. 20.

    A

    June 18, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Wow the Argies look really really good.

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