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Front-Pager Testing of the New Site Has Begun!

by WaterGirl|  October 17, 20195:48 pm| 38 Comments

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Calling All Front-Pagers!  As of a few minutes ago, you have access for testing the new site.

I can’t say when the wider testing will start, but if you are one of the testing volunteers, that means you might want to start checking your email daily.

Front-Pagers, if you see this:  Please uncheck auto posting of your test posts to John’s twitter and Facebook accounts!

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  1. 1.

    dmsilev

    October 17, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Once the general testing phase begins, how long will it last for? A few days?

  2. 2.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 17, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    @dmsilev: Friedman unit.

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    @dmsilev: Yep, just a few days for the wider testing.

    I thought it would be helpful for everyone to know that things are moving along and that it wouldn’t be surprising if the wider testing starts in less than a week. No promises on timing, of course.

  4. 4.

    satby

    October 17, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’ll dropship some wine to your house ?

  5. 5.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    @satby: Does that mean they don’t ship mojitos and margaritas by the bottle case?

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    October 17, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Ah, I see you’ve been involved in big software testing projects.

  7. 7.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 17, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    @WaterGirl: It had better start in a week, because in two I’m out of the country with no time to test.

  8. 8.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Can we chip in for a hogshead of Red Bull for M⁴?

    :)

  9. 9.

    Mary G

    October 17, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Progress!

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I am still really hoping for Halloween, but absolutely no promises.

  11. 11.

    Starfish

    October 17, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    You know how things automatically post to John Cole’s Twitter account? A link to what I believe to be the test site just posted to John Cole’s Twitter account.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    @NotMax: Who or what is M?

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    October 17, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    If the testing is only going to be for a few days, I may miss it. I’m going on vacation to the wilds of Utah starting tomorrow.

  14. 14.

    Starfish

    October 17, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    @WaterGirl: Major Major Major Major probably.

  15. 15.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 17, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    @WaterGirl: Major Major Major Major.

  16. 16.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 17, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    So we have a week before Cole says he hates with the intensity of a thousand suns and we’re back to square one?

  17. 17.

    Martin

    October 17, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    For the record, I hate every aspect of the new design. It’s terrible and whoever thought any of it was a good idea should be forced to drive Trump to the airport.

    I’ll almost certainly hate it more once I get a chance to see it.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I am out of the loop. Why are we chipping in for that for Major-Major-Major-Major?

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    @Starfish: Good catch! Thank you. It’s behind a password, but still.

  20. 20.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    @Roger Moore: When do you return?

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I couldn’t read the tiny 4. My bad. I still want to know why were are chipping in for a hogshead of Red Bull. What did I miss?

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    @WaterGirl

    As he’s someone who juggles coding and such for a living, during this phase presume that as a front pager he’ll be burning the midnight oil.

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    @NotMax

    Was initially going to go with No-Doz but figured that was too antediluvian so changed it to Red Bull.

    ;)

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    @NotMax: Are you suggesting that M4 will be trying to break the new site?

    edit; that wouldn’t be very collegial!

  25. 25.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    @WaterGirl

    Not so much suggesting as insisting.

    ;)

  26. 26.

    cain

    October 17, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Good luck, watergirl! I hope the front pagers will be kind with their feedback, especially that Cole kid. But watch out for that Adam feller too!

  27. 27.

    TaMara (HFG)

    October 17, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Not to give anything away….but it’s purty! So very purty! I think you’ll like it.

  28. 28.

    TaMara (HFG)

    October 17, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    @Starfish: tattletale ;-)

  29. 29.

    PatrickG

    October 17, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Front-Pagers, if you see this: Please uncheck auto posting of your test posts to John’s twitter and Facebook accounts!

    And if you don’t, let hilarity ensue!

  30. 30.

    J R in WV

    October 17, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Oh, Front-Pagers…

    Never mind!

    I’ll go back to sleep now. Car resting on my shoulder, makes it hard to see the keyboard.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    @J R in WV

    Car resting on my shoulder, makes it hard to see the keyboard.

    No doubt!

    Also too, a shining example of – ahem – autocorrect.

    :)

  32. 32.

    Anne Laurie

    October 17, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Front-Pagers, if you see this: Please uncheck auto posting of your test posts to John’s twitter and Facebook accounts!

    I have NO idea what this might mean, WaterGirl — feel free to do whatever you need to make it happen, or to email me with instructions if it needs to happen from my end.

    (At least one in five of my posts don’t show up on Cole’s twitter feed here regardless, so I’m guessing there’s some form of tech-wizardry that’s beyond my talents.)

    I did leave some grubby fingerprints on the test site, though, so that’s one box checked off!

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    *mutters under breath to self* Fix.

    @J R in WV

    Car resting on my shoulder, makes it hard to see the keyboard.

    >

    No doubt!

    Also too, a shining example of – ahem – autocorrect.

    :)

  34. 34.

    J R in WV

    October 17, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    I expect things to be, well… odd for the next few weeks. Testing can do that to you. Been there, done that, from the other side of the wall. The fix it quick side of the wall, as opposed to the break it if you ca side of the wall.

    Good luck, software developers!

  35. 35.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Anne Laurie, I checked both of your posts, and they were both set to NO, so that’s good. :-)

    We don’t want links to the test threads on the private/unpublished test server to show up in John’s twitter feed and on facebook.

  36. 36.

    WaterGirl

    October 17, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    @Anne Laurie: I saw that! Are you planning to do more testing? Or are you satisfied that (knock on wood) your computer setup seems to be cooperating with the new system?

  37. 37.

    Ken

    October 17, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    @J R in WV: The best part of testing are the really WTF bugs. “When a post contains a link to a tweet that itself contains a 640×480 image, the CSS is mangled and all text is rendered right-to-left in lime green.”

  38. 38.

    Anne Laurie

    October 17, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’mma leave things where they be, unless you (or the other front-pagers) ask me directly!

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