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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Clowntime Is Over

Clowntime Is Over

by @heymistermix.com|  April 14, 202011:47 am| 118 Comments

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It used to be easy to be a shitty Trumpy red state governor. Just move your lips to make the same sounds Trump does, and rake in the benefits. It’s an easy day at the office, but the debasement and fawning that accompanies it means that the Trumpification process yields jackasses like Ron DeSantis:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, since the outset, has taken a lackadaisical approach to the coronavirus. The state, famously, let spring breakers continue to rage on its beaches even as the rest of the country hunkered down at home. DeSantis showed little interest in intervening in any way, abdicating his responsibility as governor to a president who was also intent on dodging accountability and sending it right back down to the state level. Weeks later, when DeSantis did finally impose a shelter-in-place order on April 3, eliminating large gatherings and reducing activity to the largely standard essential services, the Republican governor who has only been on the job for several months chose to double back and exempt religious services from the ban. The incomprehensible decision would allow hundreds, if not thousands, of worshippers to gather, wedged shoulder to shoulder in pews, as the pandemic grew.

With the state stay-at-home order in effect until the end of the month, DeSantis has made the latest in his series of questionable decisions, announcing that WWE—yes, the professional wrestling entertainment behemoth—would now count as an essential service, exempting it from shutdown requirements.

This is from page one (the only page) of the “own the libs” playbook – pick some cultural signifier that is something your caricature of a liberal won’t like (Evangelical Christianity, WWE, etc), and use it to violate a norm. Except the norm being violated here (social distancing) is one that, when violated, leads to mass sickness and death. Still, this dull fucker only has one playbook and one loyalty, so here we are.

At some point, the raw death and suffering that can’t be hidden will cause him and other members of his cohort to decompensate, as Trump has started to do. Bullying, the main weapon in the Trump humpers’ playbook, is hard to pull off from a position of obvious weakness, but they’ll keep trying until the end. It will be interesting to see what strategy Trump adopts after looking like a crazy man yesterday. Expect the same behavior from Trumpers like DeSantis and Dollar Store Sarah Palin, South Dakota’s Kristi Noem, tomorrow. That’s all they’ve got, and all we’re gonna get.

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  1. 1.

    waspuppet

    April 14, 2020 at 11:50 am

    I can’t hope for mass sickness and death, but I can hope that about 6 people show up to the WWE thing. That might get this moron’s attention.

  2. 2.

    smintheus

    April 14, 2020 at 11:56 am

    I wonder when DeSantis will go back to not knowing that asymptomatic carriers are spreading coronavirus. Maybe he’s already there again. It’s hard to keep up with these people.

  3. 3.

    Miss Bianca

    April 14, 2020 at 11:57 am

    I don’t think they are actually letting audiences in to the WWE shows.

    Or maybe they are. DeSantis is that stupid, I guess.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 11:57 am

    @smintheus: I thought that was Georgia’s governor.

  5. 5.

    delk

    April 14, 2020 at 11:57 am

    A voice in the shadows
    Says that his men know
    He don’t step back as expected
    He’s otherwise and unprotected

  6. 6.

    smintheus

    April 14, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    @Baud:  You could be right. It’s also hard to tell one Republican dingbat from another.

  7. 7.

    Cheryl Rofer

    April 14, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    I’m proud to endorse my friend @JoeBiden for President of the United States. Let's go: t.co/maHVGRozkX

    — Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 14, 2020

  8. 8.

    Punchy

    April 14, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    This is from page one (the only page) of the “own the libs” playbook – pick some cultural signifier that is something your caricature of a liberal won’t like (Evangelical Christianity, WWE, etc), and use it to violate a norm.

    29 words and associated wasted electrons that could have been summarized as Cleek’s Law.

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    April 14, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    And then, you have the muthaphuckin’Governor of South Dakota ???

    Maddow explained this last night.
    She won’t do a stay at home order.
    She has a serious enough breakout that the plant that produces 5-10% of all pork products FOR THE COUNTRY IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF COVID-19.
    The Mayor of the town is begging for a stay at home order.

    South Dakota becomes first state to launch clinical trial of hydroxychloroquine t.co/d8YHUsCbMr pic.twitter.com/nb01El42Kz— The Hill (@thehill) April 14, 2020

  10. 10.

    Zinsky

    April 14, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    My brother-in-law (now deceased) has four brothers, all of whom live in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.  The four are all overweight, right-wing Rush Limbaugh listeners and bachelors and all live together in a large house there.  The oldest brother worked at Smithfield Foods there, a nonunion sweat shop, as a quality control manager.  When I used to visit, (it’s been years) I was appalled at the way they mocked government and EPA rules, etc.   Now, the oldest brother has COVID-19 and is in an ICU on a ventilator.  I doubt he will live.  The other three brothers have fevers and shortness of breath.  The fact they are all over 55 years old, have diabetes or near diabetes or other health problems, makes them likely ventilator candidates too.  I don’t wish anyone suffering or death, but I think karma catches up with you sooner or later….

  11. 11.

    p.a.

    April 14, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Nahhhh… I really WANTED the leopard to eat my face!  Stoopid libtards!  Now help me find my nose…

  12. 12.

    Mo Salad

    April 14, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Time to take over.

  13. 13.

    germy

    April 14, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    This is Florida's Surgeon General being removed from a #COVID19 briefing by @GovRonDeSantis staff right after saying we'll need to social distance until there is a vaccine. t.co/3pBOV7dMP5 pic.twitter.com/czp7dTqfdT

    — Kevin Cate (@KevinCate) April 13, 2020

  14. 14.

    WereBear

    April 14, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    I learned from The Sopranos.

    Degenerate gamblers always double down.

  15. 15.

    AliceBlue

    April 14, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    @Baud: Yes, that was Georgia’s governor, our very own Brian Kemp.

    Speaking of the Great State of Georgia, I received a notification from the state labor dept. yesterday that I was eligible for unemployment benefits.  I’m very fortunate in that I don’t need it; the money I earned from my part-time job at a clothing store was my play money.  The letter said that in order to collect unemployment you have to be “actively looking for work”  WTF?  We’re told to stay at home except for essential errands.  Businesses that are still open have laid off employees.  How in the hell is anyone supposed to look for work?  My heart goes out to anyone who needs this money and has to navigate this shit.  As I said, I’m very, very lucky.

  16. 16.

    BR

    April 14, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    This took me way too long to make pic.twitter.com/cOtY9g7Xg6— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 13, 2020

     

    A better committee to re-open…

  17. 17.

    The Moar You Know

    April 14, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Trump’s a shareholder in WWE. I’m sure that did not factor into Santis’ decision at all.

  18. 18.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    I would like it very much if the WWE wrestlers issued a statement that they are not an essential service and they care about their fans’ lives and want their fans to stay home.  It is far from impossible.

  19. 19.

    TS (the original)

    April 14, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Are there any figures on what is happening with COVID-19 in Florida or does the Governor decline to test to keep numbers low?

  20. 20.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 14, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    This is not about owning the libs. This is solely about the fact that Linda McMahon, who spent two years as the Small Business Administration administrator, is now running a pro-Trump SuperPAC and recently made major donations to Republicans in Florida. All it is about is DeSantis staying on the good side of the money suppliers and controllers in the President’s orbit. That is it.

  21. 21.

    Jim Parish

    April 14, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    @TS (the original): My understanding is that they’re reporting resident and snowbird numbers separately.

  22. 22.

    Jeffro

    April 14, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    @rikyrah: I’LLNEVERADMITTHATHTELIBSWERERIGHTARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!1!

  23. 23.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    @AliceBlue: Speaking of the Great State of Georgia, I received a notification from the state labor dept. yesterday that I was eligible for unemployment benefits. I’m very fortunate in that I don’t need it; the money I earned from my part-time job at a clothing store was my play money. The letter said that in order to collect unemployment you have to be “actively looking for work” WTF? We’re told to stay at home except for essential errands. Businesses that are still open have laid off employees. How in the hell is anyone supposed to look for work? My heart goes out to anyone who needs this money and has to navigate this shit. As I said, I’m very, very lucky.

    Been there, done that. You don’t actually have to physically knock on doors to meet the UI requirements. Just go on Linked-in or Monster.com and apply for 3 jobs per week online. That is all you need to do from the safety of your kitchen. Once you have your resume and such uploaded the process takes about 3 minutes per week

    I don’t know what the rules are in your state, but here in WA even “job inquiries” count as job search activities.  So 3 emails would do the trick.  They have such enormous volume right now that the chances you will ever be audited and asked to show your job search logs are pretty much zero.

  24. 24.

    Jeffro

    April 14, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    “Joe will surround himself with people who KNOW how to run the government…and CARE about running the government…”

    The part near the end, “the Republicans occupying the White House and running the U.S. Senate are not interested in progress…they’re interested in power.”  YES

  25. 25.

    Jeffro

    April 14, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: “Republicans have denied the science of climate change…just as they denied the science of pandemics.”

    GAME

    OVER

  26. 26.

    Jeffro

    April 14, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    “The other side has a massive war chest.  The other side has a propaganda network with little regard for the truth.”

    Oh my

  27. 27.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: my understanding is there will be no audiences ,so this is basically about filming TV shows, I think

  28. 28.

    The Thin Black Duke

    April 14, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    I’m not looking forward to seeing what’s going to happen in Florida.

  29. 29.

    Jeffro

    April 14, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    “This crisis has reminded us that government matters.  That GOOD government matters.  That facts and science matter.”

  30. 30.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    April 14, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    @Kent:

    Kentucky isn’t making us do that, thank god – that would be ridiculous.

  31. 31.

    A Ghost to Most

    April 14, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    Fuck christian fascism. And all the enablers.

  32. 32.

    scav

    April 14, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Another idea for tRumpMerch that could be flogged during his weekly CoronaSalesAThon. A laser-inscribed sharpie signature on a tombstone, thanking one for their service in “owning” the libs.  Throw in an extra G and it’ll even be personalized.  Or maybe they’d rather be buried under a scaled up stone version of their headgear: “Made America Great Again”.  That’d be apt.

  33. 33.

    West of the Rockies

    April 14, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Speaking of Republican creepsters, what’s going on with the rape allegations against Trump?  Isn’t there an active case involving 23 women?

    And has the Jim Jordan case been resolved (in which he is said to have ignored allegations of rape of make students under his watch)?

  34. 34.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    Yes, here in WA they have two categories of unemployment.

    The standard unemployment category requires that you maintain active job search activities in order to quality.  It is simple enough to do with online job inquiries or job applications. But it is a statutory requirement and not something they invented just for COVID-19.  You aren’t considered actually unemployed if you aren’t actively seeking work.

    The second category is what they call “stand-by” and that is when you are temporarily laid off by a company that has agreed to hire you back.  It is more difficult to qualify for and I’m not sure what criteria they use.  But if you qualify for “stand-by” status then you are freed from the job search requirements.

    This is how things worked for decades pre-COVID and they didn’t change any of those laws just for this new era o COVID unemployment.  You basically have to keep submitting a new claim every week. That’s how UI works.

  35. 35.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    @smintheus:

    “Nobody told me” is the new “nobody knew.” When dolts like DeSantis run, do they promise, “I pledge to not read anything or listen to anybody. I will remain ignorant as possible for the great people of this great state!”

  36. 36.

    8 man shell

    April 14, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Has Warren endorsed Biden yet?

  37. 37.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    Florida and Georgia have the hallmarks of ticking time bombs. And Florida’s vast retired cohort seem right in the crosshairs.

  38. 38.

    cain

    April 14, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    @AliceBlue:

    That’s pretty standard. Oregon made me do that too.. although not during pandemic time.. it seems that they have not gotten rid of the verbage in these extraordinary times.

  39. 39.

    BobS

    April 14, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    @8 man shell:

    startpage.com/

  40. 40.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    @8 man shell:

    The deadline is 3:00 p.m. EDT.

  41. 41.

    JMG

    April 14, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    I just want to point out that this older lib has been a ‘rasslin fan his whole life.

  42. 42.

    Sab

    April 14, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    @AliceBlue: There is always work at nursing homes. They are begging for people because so high risk. Also grocery store personnel.

  43. 43.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers was fidelio

    April 14, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    @AliceBlue: They’ll explain what’s to do to qualify for the “actively looking” part—it can be as simple as browsing employment sites on line & filing applications.

  44. 44.

    Van Buren

    April 14, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    @Jeffro: 40 years of science denial, villifying government, and worshipping the invisible hand of the free market have brought us to this shitshow. And climate change is going to make COVID seem like hayfever.

    I am not optimistic.

  45. 45.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    April 14, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Maybe not but think about this, the wrestlers are considered “Independent Contractors”  so the WWE does not have to pay for health insurance for them, amongst other things they don’t provide:WWE’s poor treatment of their wrestlers

    “There’s also no off-season, and glimpses of wrestlers’ contracts, provided by Last Week Tonight, revealed some “astonishing clauses”, such as the right for WWE to terminate a contract if a wrestler is sidelined by an injury for as little as six weeks, or waiving the league’s responsibility for injury or death even if it’s “caused by negligence of promoter”.”

    if they get COVID-19 they are screwed

  46. 46.

    rk

    April 14, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    The only thing that brings me comfort in all this is that for once it really doesn’t matter what stupid people say. The result/s of their actions are almost instantaneous. Florida is fucked. Doesn’t matter what the idiot governor says. I care only about the people who did not vote for him. For the rest, I hope they reflect on their choices when they’re in isolation or hooked to a ventilator (although probably not enough oxygen getting to the brain to think, which is probably the usual status of a republican Floridian)

  47. 47.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    April 14, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    @JMG: How do you feel about how the actual wrestlers are treated though?

  48. 48.

    Barbara

    April 14, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    @Zinsky: Yikes. Even if you get put on a ventilator significant underlying health issues make it less likely you will get off one alive.

    It’s a VIRUS. I don’t understand the level of magical thinking. Yes, there is more natural separation or distancing in rural areas most of the time, but they have churches and nursing homes and schools.

  49. 49.

    Ella in New Mexico

    April 14, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Ah.

    If forcing it’s wrestlers to endure chronic pain from musculo-skeletal injuries (and subsequent opioid dependence), closed head injures causing depression, suicide and homicide and the existential damage and deeply internalized shame of faking their “athletic” feats wasn’t enough to kill the WWE, this surely will.

    I, for one, eagerly await Fake Wrestling’s passage into the annals of “Wait, wut–we made Little People Perform Sex Acts in Sideshows for Money?” time.

  50. 50.

    p.a.

    April 14, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    @trollhattan: UF stops covid19 tests in The Villages ™ because if insufficient supply

     

    dailycommercial.com/news/20200409/uf-health-closes-villages-testing-site-citing-supply-shortage

  51. 51.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    @rikyrah:

    South Dakota becomes first state to launch clinical trial of hydroxychloroquine

    A sad victory for snake oil.

  52. 52.

    scott (the other one)

    April 14, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    I distinctly remember reading pieces just a few months ago about how surprisingly not entirely terrible DeSantis was, that he was simply a bog standard GOP governor–which is to say, sure, awful, but in that typical conservative way, and not actually the mini-Trump he’d presented himself as during the election.

    And then the virus hit.

  53. 53.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    @cain:

    @AliceBlue:

    That’s pretty standard. Oregon made me do that too.. although not during pandemic time.. it seems that they have not gotten rid of the verbage in these extraordinary times.

    And they won’t change the verbage.  It is probably in the statutes that set up the program.  And embedded in the software systems that administer UI.  No one is going to try  overhaul the computer system when it is running at peak capacity or even crashing.  These programs are running triage right now.  And the legislatures aren’t going to meet just to address bureaucratic issues like this.

  54. 54.

    scav

    April 14, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: There’s also this map of “Cumulative Atypical Illness” based on nosy thermometers. Chunks of Florida are indeed a red state at the moment.

  55. 55.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    April 14, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: The WWE also recently inked a ten year contract to hold a couple bouts a year in Saudi Arabia.

    WWE is returning to Saudi Arabia, despite the objections of some of it’s wrestlers

  56. 56.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Every expert I have seen speak or write about re-opening the country say that there are two pre-requisites that MUST be in place to responsibly re-open the country.

    1.  Near universal testing
    2. Widespread surplus supplies of PPE and equipment like ventilators so that inevitable hot-spots and outbreaks can be dealt with.

    Every damn reporter should be pressing Trump on those two issues.  You want to help open the country?  Give us universal testing and warehouses of PPE.  Otherwise no dice.  We aren’t ready.

  57. 57.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    April 14, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    On the subject of the $10,000 advance EIDL application, I got a message from the real SBA that contained this part:

    “To ensure that the greatest number of applicants can receive assistance during this challenging time, the amount of your Advance will be determined by the number of your pre-disaster (i.e., as of January 31, 2020) employees. The Advance will provide $1,000 per employee up to a maximum of $10,000.”

    With my employee included, I need at least 10K per month to carry a lean office setup, considering all necessary expenses and my debt load before I make the first dollar. The SBA, in its infinite wisdom, modified the program they were handed in order to set up multiple qualifiers so that money cannot go out the door quickly to applicants in an amount that matters enough to help. I figure I only get bang for the buck if I take the $1000 and use it to buy maps of the blocks around Wall Street and a map showing where each lobby shop on K street is in DC.

    Meanwhile, we’re bailing out hedge funds, airlines and gigantic conglomerates to the tune of trillions with few questions asked.

  58. 58.

    leeleeFL

    April 14, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: Oh, I think Betty and I are just waiting with baited breath for the debacle they are looking to perpetrate.  Why didn’t they just show DeSantis with his fingers in his ears, screaming  “lalalalala”

    Feeling just a bit more threatened by this than I have been.

     

    FABULOUS!

  59. 59.

    Suzanne

    April 14, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I watched that video of Forever POTUS BHO this morning and I miss him so much. My God. He’s so wonderful.

  60. 60.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone:

    @Ella in New Mexico: The WWE also recently inked a ten year contract to hold a couple bouts a year in Saudi Arabia.

    WWE is returning to Saudi Arabia, despite the objections of some of it’s wrestlers

    Somehow I doubt that the WWE wrestlers have quite as powerful of a union as MLB or the NFL.

  61. 61.

    sixthdoctor

    April 14, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Yep.

    DeSantis grants this favor, which will save WWE millions, as Linda McMahon announces that her Super Pac is dropping $18.5 million dollars into Florida for Trump reelection. What a bunch of bottom feeders. t.co/HLPFEgXwZg
    — Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) April 14, 2020

  62. 62.

    Amir Khalid

    April 14, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    @8 man shell:

    Do you think that she’s considering endorsing someone other than Biden?

  63. 63.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Compare and contrast.

    On Monday, a still-cautious Newsom reported only 3,015 hospital beds in use around the state for people who have tested positive for COVID-19, citing data from the previous day. Another 2,000 hospital patients are suspected to have the virus but have not yet received positive test results.

    On Sunday, 1,178 confirmed coronavirus patients were in intensive care unit beds, “a modest” 2.9 percent increase over the previous day after flattening briefly at the end of last week, Newsom said.

    “Things seem to be stabilizing from the ICU perspective,” Newsom said.

    If those numbers remain low, they will be far under projections from Newsom’s office that indicated the state would need to add more than 50,000 hospital beds to accommodate a surge in COVID-19 patients.

    So far in California, there have been more than 22,000 confirmed cases and 687 deaths, according to the latest data from the California Department of Public Health.

    On Friday, California Health and Human Services Secretary Dr. Mark Ghaly said the state is seeing numbers that fall within its broad projection windows, but toward the lower end – evidence Californians are slowing the spread of the virus by staying home and practicing social distancing.

    “This is signaling to us that our peak may not be as high as we planned around and expected,” Ghaly said. “The difference between what we’re seeing today in our hospitals may not be that much different than where we are going to peak in the many weeks to come.”

    In Sacramento County, health officer Dr. Olivia Kasirye said local data in recent days “is giving some glimmer of hope” that worst-case scenarios won’t happen in the capital city area. As of Monday, only 70 of the estimated available 600 critical care beds at Sacramento County hospitals were in use for people with COVID-19 symptoms.

    Almost universally, though, healthcare officials say it is too early to tell whether California has weathered the worst of the storm. While the new infection and death data is trending better than predicted two weeks ago, it may reflect a plateau moment on a continued uphill climb of more infections and deaths in the coming weeks and months.
    sacbee.com/news/local/health-and-medicine/article241973806.html#storylink=cpy

  64. 64.

    different-church-lady

    April 14, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    It will be interesting to see what strategy Trump adopts after looking like a crazy man yesterday.

    Looking like a crazier man tomorrow.

  65. 65.

    hueyplong

    April 14, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Reading this thread, it seems pretty clear that Clowntime is nowhere near over yet.

    Maybe we’re at the “end of the beginning” stage, which is better than nothing.

  66. 66.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    YOLO!

    Yolo County on Monday announced the county’s first coronavirus outbreak linked to a nursing facility, which now accounts for more than one-third of the county’s confirmed cases, public health officials said.

    Thirty-five people at the facility have been infected with COVID-19, the disease caused by the highly contagious virus, and one has died, the county said in a news release. The confirmed cases include 23 residents and 12 staff members.
    sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article241982946.html#storylink=cpy

    Discussions of “returning to normal” seem premature.

  67. 67.

    Marigold

    April 14, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    @AliceBlue: Ohio has a COVID-19 mass layoff code which seems to bypass the job hunt requirement.  They also sent everyone an email that said we could ignore any automated messages if the system accidentally sends them out, which I appreciated.

  68. 68.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    @rk:

    I care only about the people who did not vote for him. For the rest, I hope they reflect on their choices when they’re in isolation or hooked to a ventilator

    Only problem with this is that the virus does not discriminate. You cannot pick and choose who should fall ill. And those you want to condemn can spread it to those you would want to save.

  69. 69.

    Cameron

    April 14, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    @leeleeFL: I liked the pic of him wearing one glove.  I have no idea what that was about – channeling his inner Michael Jackson?  And, yeah, we’re pretty much hosed down here.

  70. 70.

    gene108

    April 14, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    I would like it very much if the WWE wrestlers issued a statement that they are not an essential service and they care about their fans’ lives and want their fans to stay home. It is far from impossible.

    Channel surfing, I came across some primetime pro-wrestling cable program (on TBS? USA network? Don’t remember). None of them had audiences in the stadiums, and it was pretty much just the wrestlers, referee, and announcers, with a few other wrestlers as the audience, a safe distance away from the ring.

    I doubt there will be a live audience for WWE in Florida.

  71. 71.

    gene108

    April 14, 2020 at 1:27 pm

     

     

    @gene108:  WWE doesn’t want the legal liability, if people in audiences get infected.

  72. 72.

    Mandalay

    April 14, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    You now must wear a mask in a store just about anywhere in South Florida:

    Most people in South Florida are now required to wear a mask in public places to keep from spreading the coronavirus. Broward, Palm Beach and Miami-Dade counties all have issued orders asking residents and visitors to cover their faces when they’re shopping in supermarkets or other businesses.

    People working in those businesses also are required to wear masks…

    DeSantis had nothing to do with any of this. Local governments took action because the governor took no action.

    If Bloomberg meant what he said after he stepped down from the race, he’d be pouring millions into the Florida ad market right now, explaining how DeSantis is a train wreck for Florida. He’s not up for re-election until 2022, but let’s prepare him for the woodchipper ASAP.

  73. 73.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    April 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    They tried holding a MMA match in Vegas, televised and no audience and had to cancel because to many of the martial artist though it to dangerous (those guys have to travel to the match and back, which is likely the high risk part of getting exposed to the virus) So curious to see what of the WWF talent shows.

  74. 74.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Yolo County on Monday announced the county’s first coronavirus outbreak linked to a nursing facility, which now accounts for more than one-third of the county’s confirmed cases, public health officials said.

    Crap! The issue of nursing homes and assisted living facilities is a problem everywhere.  There was even a recent BBC news stories noting that there appeared to be cases in at least half of these facilities in Scotland.

    Anything having to do with “re-opening” the economy is going to require a strong look at many of the places where people meet, congregate, live, are cared for, etc.

  75. 75.

    rk

    April 14, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    @Brachiator:

     And those you want to condemn can spread it to those you would want to save.

    Luckily my wishes have nothing to do with anything that happens in life. If I had a Trump supporter in real life in front of me dying of COVID, and I could save him/her, I would do what I needed to do to save them. After saving them I would wish all manner of ill on them and hope I’m not around next time. I work with a lot of Trump supporters in the real world, listen to their gibberish and mostly try to avoid them.

  76. 76.

    leeleeFL

    April 14, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    @Cameron: Touching his nose was the last straw for me!  As a restaurant Trainer, I would have had to send him to wash his hands, IMMEDIATELY!

    I spent half of the training time teaching ppl HOW and WHY hand-washing is what they get their pittance per hour for, as well as rolling silverware1

     

    AARGH!

  77. 77.

    catclub

    April 14, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    @AliceBlue: The letter said that in order to collect unemployment you have to be “actively looking for work” WTF?

     

    I bet if you tell them, yes you are looking for work – Work From Home work!, they will accept that.

  78. 78.

    catclub

    April 14, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    @Marigold: They also sent everyone an email that said we could ignore any automated messages if the system accidentally sends them out, which I appreciated.

     

    But what if THAT email was the one you were supposed to ignore? huh?

  79. 79.

    Mandalay

    April 14, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    WWE’s justification for their bullshit is a keeper:

    We believe it is now more important than ever to provide people with a diversion from these hard times … As a brand that has been woven into the fabric of society, WWE and its Superstars bring families together and deliver a sense of hope, determination and perseverance.

    The fuckers who came up with that nonsense must have pissed their pants from laughing.

  80. 80.

    8 man shell

    April 14, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I just don’t understand why she is holding out.  Even that reprobate Sanders has endorsed Biden.

    She needs to promptly bend the knee to Biden.

    (And it would have been best had she done it weeks ago.)

  81. 81.

    joel hanes

    April 14, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    @smintheus:

    I wonder when DeSantis will go back to not knowing that asymptomatic carriers are spreading coronavirus.

    The result of that survey of pregnant women that had 87% of the infected being asymptomatic is … problematic if corroborated by later studies that look at a less-restricted sample population.

  82. 82.

    gene108

    April 14, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Small scale trials of hydroxychloroquine are happening all around the world. The results aren’t conclusive. Some have none to negative results, while others show recovery.

    We’ll need clinical trials of various possible treatments

    EDIT: France has conducted several of these small scale trials, but it’s been only patients already in the hospital for COVID19, and none are close to a double blind trial.

  83. 83.

    8 man shell

    April 14, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    @Brachiator:

    People who work in nursing homes earn such shit wages and are often given limited hours (so that they need not be paid benefits) causing the employees to often work at 2 (or even 3) different facilities.

    So when one nursing home is affected, it is very easy to spread it to others that share the same employees.

    I would love to see and industry-wide strike until they are paid decent wages.

  84. 84.

    Amir Khalid

    April 14, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    @8 man shell:

    She needs to promptly bend the knee to Biden.

    Should Warren promptly curtsy to him as well?

  85. 85.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    @gene108:

    Small scale trials of hydroxychloroquine are happening all around the world. The results aren’t conclusive. Some have none to negative results, while others show recovery.

    There was never much to indicate that this drug was even worth looking into, apart from Trump’s weird endorsement.

    I don’t have a problem with researchers looking into it. But I wonder whether more promising candidates got pushed to the side.  And isn’t there some company producing millions of pills as though it is a proven treatment? That is a waste of time and resources.

  86. 86.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    April 14, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    @Kent: Try no union at all.

  87. 87.

    James E Powell

    April 14, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    @8 man shell:

    Has Warren endorsed Biden yet?

    I find her failure to do so rather odd. I can’t believe she would consider not doing it.

  88. 88.

    gene108

    April 14, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    I’ve heard about SBA fuckery on handing out the $10k EIDL grant. It’s bullshit. The laws pretty clear that the grant is $10k, and will be paid in a few days of applying for it.  But the House can’t meet to try to do some oversight. so there’s no accountability.

    My company applied for PPP, and we’re holding out hope our local bank will be able get the application through with the SBA, so we can get the funds.

    It’s frustrating.

    We’re trusting an administration full of a  bunch of wealthy fucktards to give a damn about non-wealthy people.

  89. 89.

    glory b

    April 14, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    @AliceBlue: I work for PA unemployment compensation. The requirement to look for work is part of almost every states’ laws, it’s how you show that you are part of the labor force.

    The requirement here can be met by filling out a couple applications per week.

  90. 90.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    @8 man shell: I just don’t understand why she is holding out.  Even that reprobate Sanders has endorsed Biden.

    She needs to promptly bend the knee to Biden.

    (And it would have been best had she done it weeks ago.)

    Warren has at MANY times said she endorses and will support the eventual nominee.  She is a Democrat.  Does anyone doubt that?  None of her supporters are waiting for her bat signal.  They are all on board.  I too find it kind of curious that she hasn’t rolled out some sort of formal endorsement.  But it is also pretty irrelevant at this point as the race is over.

    She is honestly taking the lead against Trump on many levels with her proposals related to the virus management and bail-out.  I’m not sure that any sort of performative endorsement really makes any difference.  Have other prominent Dems like say Jay Inslee or Andrew Cuomo or Stacey Abrams endorsed Biden?  I don’t even know and it doesn’t make any difference because they will all obviously be on the campaign bandwagon this summer and fall.

  91. 91.

    Mandalay

    April 14, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    @James E Powell:

    I find her failure to do so rather odd. I can’t believe she would consider not doing it.

    I thought the same until I read this:

    The coalescence behind Mr. Biden will gain even more strength with the backing of Senator Elizabeth Warren, who is expected to endorse him soon, according to people familiar with the matter. There is not any holdup or demand for concessions for her support, these people said. Ms. Warren is the only major former rival yet to endorse the former vice president, though only because she has left the timing of an announcement up to Mr. Biden’s team.

    I guess they are staggering her endorsement and Obama’s.

  92. 92.

    glory b

    April 14, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    @catclub: We in PA don’t let you limit your job search that narrowly.

    As a practical matter, we audit random applicants, asking for their logs showing job searches, and no state has the time or personnel for that right now.

  93. 93.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    @Mandalay: 

    Makes sense. Hillary hasn’t officially endorsed Biden either, but there zero chance that won’t happen. They are working out the media schedule, I’m sure.

  94. 94.

    BobS

    April 14, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    @Baud: The ‘major-league’ endorsements are probably being spaced out chronologically to grab what little time is being given to non-COVID issues.

  95. 95.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Warren gave an interview on the radio about ten days ago where she waxed effusive about Biden’s decency and steady, thoughtful, smart leadership he will provide. I imagine the same language will be used in her endorsement, which will satisfy I am sure the good-faith, sincere questions of 8 man shell

  96. 96.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    @glory b:

    @catclub: We in PA don’t let you limit your job search that narrowly.

    As a practical matter, we audit random applicants, asking for their logs showing job searches, and no state has the time or personnel for that right now.

    Here in WA you can do it all online including your job search logs.  But you actually have to list the contact information for the 3 employers that you made inquiries to.  It can just be the web site of the company or email address if you made an online inquiry.

    It really isn’t a burdensome requirement.  Even though it seems rather pointless.  Takes less than 5 minutes per week.

  97. 97.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    @Mandalay:

    I guess they are staggering her endorsement and Obama’s.

    Makes sense. Thanks for this little tidbit.

  98. 98.

    James E Powell

    April 14, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    @Mandalay:

    I guess they are staggering her endorsement and Obama’s.

    Thank you. I still think it’s odd (curious, not disturbing) that everyone didn’t go before Obama. I wonder if Biden is going to tie her endorsement in with his VP choice, whether it’s her or someone else. Maybe she will head up his VP search team?

  99. 99.

    Ella in New Mexico

    April 14, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    @rikyrah:

    South Dakota becomes first state to launch clinical trial of hydroxychloroquine t.co/d8YHUsCbMr pic.twitter.com/nb01El42Kz— The Hill (@thehill) April 14, 2020

    My daughter-in-law works in large Albuquerque hospital COVID pre-ICU unit and she’s telling me some doctors are prescribing hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin  in pretty large doses compared to what even a person with lupus or rheumatoid arthritis takes. Of course, this is adding to her already ridiculous burden of working without enough PPE and no support staff because she has to run ECG’s sometimes 4 times a shift on each of the 4 patients she’s already doing an exhausting amount of care for. She’s disgusted because she used to do undergrad research in virology and mosquito born illnesses and knows that this is “basically a snake oil treatment”. They’ve had a patient die of cardiac arrest, though it may not have been these medications as the sole cause (he was throwing clots).

    So I guess I’d rather we start doing SOME scientifically conducted clinical trials of this drug rather than just let it be prescribed as an off label Hail Mary or to rich people who can convince their doctors they need it. That way at least we can show who it’s best for, at what doses and stages of illness, preserve our supply for people who truly benefit from it and stop pretending it’s a fucking panacea for COVID.

    But I really think we’ll find that the benefits of this drug in COVID are not necessarily unique to it, and its risks far outweigh it’s benefits.

  100. 100.

    J R in WV

    April 14, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    @8 man shell:

    I would love to see and [sic] industry-wide strike until they are paid decent wages.

    Which would lead to helpless bedfast patients not being fed or washed… with or without SARS-Covid-19 that would kill them.

    So you would love to see death increasing in nursing homes.

    Wonderful!!

    Now back into the pie safe with you ~!!~

  101. 101.

    Yutsano

    April 14, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    @8 man shell:

    She needs to promptly bend the knee to Biden.

    …
    Thinking before you type isn’t your strong suit is it? She has no obligation to endorse Biden at any time. She has no obligation to endorse him at all. That has no bearing on whether she will campaign for him or not (spoilers: she will) and she certainly has her own agency here.

    Or, y’know, you could stop being a jackass on a blog and ask her. Although I highly suggest not using that exact verbiage.

  102. 102.

    terry chay

    April 14, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    @Kent: Also a system of contact tracing.

  103. 103.

    SteverinoCT

    April 14, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    @AliceBlue:

    The letter said that in order to collect unemployment you have to be “actively looking for work” WTF? We’re told to stay at home except for essential errands.

    Here in Connecticut my wife was furloughed (with benefits) and I applied online for unemployment for her. There was a tutorial/cheat sheet on exactly how to fill in the blanks and check the boxes for this situation, and she got a direct deposit that same week. Confirming emails said the search-for-work provisions and even the weekly filing were waived, and essentially we just sit back and watch the money roll in. That was followed by postal mail standard notices that talked about searching, but that was just pre-printed process stuff. It’s nice to live in a blue state.

  104. 104.

    terry chay

    April 14, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    @trollhattan: Yolo is not a Bay Area county. It is just outside the Bay. Also three of the nine counties did not do shelter-in-place, two of which are neighbors of Yolo.

    So… no surprise here.

  105. 105.

    BobS

    April 14, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    @J R in WV: That argument has been used for a long time by management/union-busters/anti-union workers to prevent organizing/strikes by health care workers.

    There is something management can do to prevent such extreme measures.

  106. 106.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    @terry chay:@Kent: Also a system of contact tracing.

    Well yes.   State health departments can do that provided they have near universal testing.  Doesn’t do any good to trace contacts if you can’t test them.

    The point is that secondary steps like contact tracing require a massive ramp-up in testing which is what the Federal government needs to be doing.

  107. 107.

    glory b

    April 14, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    @SteverinoCT: If you are temporarily furloughed and expect to return to the same job, the requirements are relaxed.

  108. 108.

    Betty

    April 14, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:  Shouldn’t the wrestlers be concerned about their own health as well?

  109. 109.

    Booger

    April 14, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    @terry chay: Isn’t Yolo where Sacramento is located?

  110. 110.

    CarolPW

    April 14, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    @Booger: It’s the county just west of Sacramento (I grew up in Yolo county).

    ETA: It’s the county where West Sacramento is located (much smaller than Sacramento) and where Davis and UC Davis are. County seat is Woodland. Used to be mostly ag but less so now.

  111. 111.

    smedley the uncertain

    April 14, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    @trollhattan: Local news media here in Western NY are quietly reminding us of returning residents who winter in the south, e.g. Florida.  Reminding us of the risk and the need to maintain our distance.  Reminding them that we are in lock down, stores and bars closed etc.  I suspect we’re going to see an upsurge and our health folks seem aware…  I hope.

  112. 112.

    Betty

    April 14, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @8 man shell: i read that she has discussed timing with the Biden campaign. What is this bend the knee stuff?

  113. 113.

    cope

    April 14, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    @Mo Salad: Gotta say, I love that nym, whomsoever you might be.

  114. 114.

    r€nato

    April 14, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    the norm being violated here (social distancing) is one that, when violated, leads to mass sickness and death.

     

    all the more reason to shun the company of Covid Deniers, which means shun anybody you know in the Trump Death Cult. This is not about partisan politics, your life and those of ones you love are at risk if you try to be a fair-minded, nonjudgmental liberal. Imagine it’s the 14th century and they hugged a sewer rat during the Black Plague to own the humanists.

  115. 115.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 14, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    @Betty: DNFTT.

  116. 116.

    Ruckus

    April 14, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    I’ve seen maximum crazy up too close a couple of times, and shit for brains isn’t far off.

  117. 117.

    Ruckus

    April 14, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Yeah, that exact verbiage would most likely be exactly what would make EW speak up.

    Not.

  118. 118.

    Ksmiami

    April 14, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    @8 man shell: No because she has terrible political instincts. She’s smart on policy but eh

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