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Open Thread: Our ‘Not Enough Facepalms’ Administration

by Anne Laurie|  March 25, 20267:15 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, War

Iran rejects ceasefire as widely predicted.

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— George Pearkes (@peark.es) March 25, 2026 at 8:38 AM

Forget TACO, we are approaching the NACHOOO Zone
Not
Able to
Cease
Hostilities
On
Our
Own
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This is what is consistently missing from coverage of Trump’s blurts about the war, and especially market reaction. He controls very little.
The key to ending the war is reopening the Straight, and Iran has total control over when (and what) transit occurs there. The war ends when they say so.

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— Douglas Moser (@douglasmoser.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 12:33 PM

No problem, libs!

We are literally planning an actual war around what is essentially a Call of Duty highlight reel.

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— Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast (@irhottakes.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 8:02 AM

… The daily montage typically runs for about two minutes, sometimes longer, the officials said. One described each daily video as a series of clips of “stuff blowing up.”

The highlight reel of U.S. Central Command bombing Iranian equipment and military sites isn’t the only briefing Trump gets about the war. He’s also updated through conversations with top military and intelligence advisers, foreign leaders and news reports, the officials said.

But the video briefing is fueling concerns among some of Trump’s allies that he may not be receiving — or absorbing — the complete picture of the war, now in its fourth week, two of the current officials and the former official said.

They said the videos are also driving Trump’s increasing frustration with news coverage of the war. Trump has pointed to the success depicted in the daily videos to privately question why his administration can’t better influence the public narrative, asking aides why the news media doesn’t emphasize what he’s seeing, one of the current U.S. officials and the former U.S. official said. ..

“We can’t tell him every single thing that happens,” a current U.S. official said. The official noted that Trump’s briefings tend to draw better feedback from his aides when they focus on U.S. victories.

Overall, the official said, the information Trump gets about the war tends to emphasize U.S. successes, with comparatively little detail about Iranian actions.

One example came this month when five U.S. Air Force refueling planes were hit in an Iranian strike at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, according to one of the current U.S. officials. Trump wasn’t briefed about the strikes, and he learned what had happened from media reports, the official said. When Trump inquired, he was told the planes weren’t badly damaged, the official said.

The official said Trump reacted angrily behind the scenes to the news coverage. Publicly he posted on Truth Social calling coverage of the strike misleading and accusing media organizations of wanting the U.S. “to lose the War.” …

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I was told this constituted concealing military objectives inside civilian areas. Hostage-taking, essentially. Hope there aren't any elementary schools nearby!

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM

Ooo, 5000 Marines (including support troops) against a country with a population the size of Germany’s.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM


Pastor Mike Johnson, Speaker for the Enabling Party
:

More from the Speaker to me about 2,000 troops:
"The build up of troops is very different than boots on the ground. We don't have boots on the ground. I don't think that's the intention, but I think Iran should watch that build up, and they need to take note of that."

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— Eric Michael Garcia (@ericmgarcia.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 10:59 AM

We've got to continue waging the war to get something back that we had before we started the war.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 8:44 AM

Contra:

Even the crazy lady gets it.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 3:41 PM

Forget the Madman Theory, this maladministration has invented the Idiot Theory!

"I DONT WANNA PLAY ANYMORE THIS ISNT FUN FOR ME NOW!!"

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— Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM

Besides Trump only being capable of bullshitting ppl, another huge driver in the collapse of his presidency is his inability to understand culpability. His narcissistic ego doesnt allow for it in order to protect itself, so "dont do unpopular things bc ppl will blame you" just doesnt compute to him

— Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 11:54 AM

What a creative way to say Trump has no plan in Iran…

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— Congresswoman Sara Jacobs (@sarajacobs.house.gov) March 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM

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Open Thread: ICE (Rhinestone) Cowboy

by Anne Laurie|  March 24, 20268:27 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Immigration, Open Threads, Shitty Cops, Trump Crime Cartel

The Senate confirmed Markwayne Mullin as homeland security secretary on Monday.

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— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) March 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM

Gift link:

… Mr. Mullin, a Cherokee Nation member who was sworn in as Oklahoma’s junior senator in 2023, will take charge of the Homeland Security Department at a pivotal time. Recent polling has shown that Republicans’ advantage on immigration is shrinking and that most Americans believe that immigration agents have gone too far, especially after the fatal shootings of two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis in January. Mr. Mullin will have to balance the task of mending the agency’s image while also delivering on President Trump’s signature campaign promise of mass deportations.

He will also take the reins at a time when thousands of department employees are working without pay amid a partial government shutdown that has led to scenes of chaos at airports across the country. On Monday, Mr. Trump deployed more than 100 immigration agents to airports in an effort to ease long security lines as the ranks of Transportation Security Administration officers have thinned…

At his confirmation hearing, Mr. Mullin made clear that he was committed to fulfilling the administration’s crackdown on illegal immigration. But he also tried to strike a more cooperative tone, saying that immigration officers would generally no longer enter homes without a judicial warrant under his leadership. And he said the department would foster closer relationships with jails, suggesting a move away from sweeping operations in Democratic-led cities and states…

A close ally of Mr. Trump and a staunch defender of his policies, Mr. Mullin was sworn in as a senator after a decade of serving in the House. He had a brief stint as a mixed martial arts fighter and took over his family’s business, Mullin Plumbing, at the age of 20.

I would generally say that leaving the senate to take DHS director indicates that he doesn't want to be in the minority senate, tbh.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 10:51 AM

There is also the possibility he saw Noem's grift racket and thought "maybe if I just do it a little bit less.."

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 10:59 AM

About that… Per the NYTimes, “How Trump’s Homeland Security Pick, a Prolific Investor, Got a Lot Wealthier in Congress” [gift link]

Our outnumbered Democrats went down fighting, and took markers:

I will hold Mullin to every one of his promises.

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— Senator Andy Kim (@kim.senate.gov) March 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM

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Both Kristi Noem and Markwayne Mullin share the one qualification Republicans value most: loyalty to the President over the law.
Mullin would continue the same failures.
That’s why I voted no — and why I won’t support another penny for ICE without real reform.

— Senator Angela Alsobrooks (@alsobrooks.senate.gov) March 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM

My Statement Opposing Markwayne Mullin as Secretary of Homeland Security

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— Senator Ed Markey (@markey.senate.gov) March 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM

that’s cool, hey, google lankford falls creek scandal if you want to know what kind of person vouches for markwayne mullin

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) March 24, 2026 at 3:45 AM

Does Mullin say that Trump lost the 2020 election and that Trump has been lying about that? If not, then he is not honest.

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— David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM

Not great that Mullin voted for his own nomination.

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— ringwiss (@ringwiss.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 8:09 PM

Trump picked Mullin so he could look intelligent by comparison to the guy.

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— davidrlurie (@davidrlurie.com) March 24, 2026 at 2:31 PM

And, just like that Markwayne inherits all the legal problems Noem caused.

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— emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM

State election chiefs sent a letter to Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) asking him to confirm that ICE agents won’t be sent to the polls should he become the next DHS secretary, after he said last week he wouldn’t rule it out.
They requested a response by April 8.

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— Democracy Docket (@democracydocket.com) March 24, 2026 at 12:00 PM

Don't worry everyone, the Senate just confirmed Markwayne Mullin to be the new Secretary of Homeland Security and he's announced that as soon as he gets into office he's going to challenge all the problems to a fistfight.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM

I honestly believe this was the main reason Trump’s minions got him to nominate Mullin here: Sometime pretty soon, he’s gonna challenge Acting President Stephen Miller to a fistfight, and it will be TREMENDOUS CONTENT.

Also, examining his personal life is gonna be very rewarding for Our Very Serious Media, now:

Markwayne Mullin told a church that before he was dating his wife he physically threatened her boyfriends and refused to leave when she asked him to.

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— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM

Mullin: “I can spank them and I’m still upset and they’ll come and crawl in my lap two minutes later and just hug on me. I’ve got to learn how to forgive more.”

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— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: [wearing cowboy hat that gets larger every 3 minutes] i beat the shit out of my son which was very easy to do because children are small, and have to do what you say
CROWD: [hooting, their own cowboy hats growing larger as well]

— compatibility layer (@guntoucher.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM

I swear "Markwayne Mullin" is an SNL skit they turned into a movie.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM


(A bad movie.)

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Open Thread: Second Order Effects

by Anne Laurie|  March 24, 20265:16 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Trumpery, War

Open Thread: Second Order Effects

The REDUCE-REUSE-RECYCLE triangle but it's slowly tapping a baseball bat against its palm.

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— Airbuilder7 (@airbuilder7.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 12:19 PM

Ok now it’s several plastics suppliers all saying 7-10% increase effective immediately
So anything you see that is mostly plastic, which is most stuff these days, is now 7-10% more expensive
I should note I did not get plastics notices in the past when oil spiked
It was always steel/metals

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— BEAN YEAR (@billhookunion.beanyear.com) March 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM

Yeah, hearing from clients that the major industrial suppliers are about to pass what was described as “double-digit price increases” in raw material (resins, etc.). Labor’s still a big component input, but this means substantial (call it 3-7%) price hikes since companies are already eating tariffs.

Two years ago they might have taken the hit rather than pass it along to customers, but no one can afford to do that a year into Tariff Grandpa killing their margins.

Donald Trump single handedly doing more to tighten the plastic supply than years of green initiatives lmao

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM

trump break world economy

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 12:06 PM

The pandemic was when I was educated on how vital resins are to manufacturing. You basically can’t have any food product packaging without it. In the spring of 2020, resin supplies for a lot of manufacturers got dangerously low and R&D people were asked for “solutions”. Their response: 🤷

It got to the point where buyers were sending people to the docks where the resins were being loaded to ensure they were loaded on the right vessel bc other buyers were going to ports and doing live deals to buy the resin out from under you.

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Open Thread: Baghdad Boobs

by Anne Laurie|  March 23, 20265:41 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, War

Damn, Gerry Baker. ??

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM

Call me a radical, but I don’t think we should start wars based on clear hallucinations.

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— Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM

Open Thread: Baghdad Boobs

Hegseth should be fired immediately if "nobody was even thinking about." It is called contingency planning.

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— Geoff Garin (@geoffgarin.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM

If Hegseth is smart, he will recognize this as Trump contemplating, out loud, what it would be like to throw Hegseth under the bus for this entire fiasco.

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— Gus Orviston (@orviston.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM

Trump blames Hegseth for the war: "Pete, I think you were the first one to speak up. You said, 'Let's do it.'"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM

Might be for the best…

ICYMI: Democrats who said US military servicemembers can refuse illegal orders raised alarms when Pete Hegseth said "no quarter, no mercy for our enemies." Offering "no quarter" is a textbook definition of a war crime.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a…

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— Eric Michael Garcia (@ericmgarcia.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 8:51 AM

Sad trombone coda:

The Islamic Republic of Iran’s Embassy in South Africa is trolling President Trump’s comments on who will control the Strait of Hormuz.

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— Yashar Ali ?? (@yasharali.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 23, 20266:59 am| 176 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trump Crime Cartel, War, transportation

Democrats 2028: "Ok but for real—wouldnt you all actually like for things to get back to 'normal' now?"

— Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM

Donald Trump and Republican extremists started a reckless war of choice in the Middle East.
Gas prices are way up, billions are being wasted and our country is less safe.
We need regime change in America.

— Hakeem Jeffries (@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 9:32 AM

Meanwhile, the Punchable Faces Club for Men (Acting President, Scott Bessent) thinks they had a *great* weekend!

WELKER: Would the administration ever raise taxes in order to fund this war?
BESSENT: Again, Kristen, terrible framing
WELKER: It's a simple question
BESSENT: It's a ridiculous question
WELKER: Can you answer it?
BESSENT: Why would we do that? We have plenty. We have a trillion dollars.

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 10:22 AM

“Oh, you won’t pay a ransom for this hostage? Well, now you have to pay the ransom, because I’ve taken _another_ hostage for whom nobody will pay a ransom!”

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM

Take that, bitch ass American people!

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— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 10:34 AM

I think we should offer Trump exactly as much grace as he offers everyone else

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— Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 11:59 AM

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Jeffries: "The last thing the American people need is for untrained ICE agents to be deployed at airports all across the country, potentially to brutalize or in some instances kill them. We've already seen how ICE conducts itself."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 9:41 AM

Easter Sunday is in 2 weeks and air travel is going to be up shit creek

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— #1 Nate Blouin for Congress Stan (@purrtah.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM

cook's stance has basically been "they're gonna lose the house but not the senate" and this just reads like more of that.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM

I think the fact that the political media has had to come to the conclusion: "Well, it the GOP keeps one of the most favorable senate maps in recent history from turning into a bloodbath, they're having a good midterm" is… telling.

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM

Its always interesting how Trumpers are allowed to wave off the sentiments of the majority of Americans because the 25% to 30% of Americans that belong to his cult continue to give him rave reviews no matter how bad his decisions may be.

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— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 11:09 AM

They think saying this stuff makes them sound tough. It just makes them sound like they have no idea what their boss is going to do. How can they, when Trump himself has no clue either.

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— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 11:27 AM

Needed 500 ships, 110,000 men, including 70,000 Marines. Took 6 weeks and caused 25,000 American casualties

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— Phil Klinkner (@pklinkne.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM

There is an obvious wing of the GOP right now that appears to believe that the politics of thousands of American soldiers dying in Iran will be good for them, and that is kind of horrifying.

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 1:31 PM

The problem is, you killed all the leaders who could actually agree to this, or murdered the entire families of the remaining leaders who could. Because we couldn't think past Step 1.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM

I’m tired of winning

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM

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Open Thread: Trump’s Government Will Never Stop Persecuting Kilmar Abrego Garcia

by Anne Laurie|  March 22, 20267:48 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, Shitty Cops, Trump Crime Cartel

They not busy losing a war??? Leave that man alone!

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— Woke Zero (Original Recipe) (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 10:37 AM

Per ABC News, “Trump administration seeks to move ahead with removing Abrego Garcia to Liberia”:

The Trump administration is moving forward with its plan to swiftly remove Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Liberia as soon as a court allows.

In a series of filings on Friday, administration officials asked a judge to dissolve a preliminary injunction that bars them from re-detaining Abrego Garcia and deporting him…

Although Abrego Garcia has said he’s willing to be sent to Costa Rica, Acting Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Director Todd Lyons said in a memo filed in court that he has “decided to disregard” that request and intends to send him to Liberia if Abrego Garcia is ordered removed from the U.S….

Lyons also said the administration had already negotiated Abrego Garcia’s removal with the government of Liberia and that abandoning that agreement “could cast doubt on the diplomatic reliability of the United States.”…

In a sworn declaration, a top ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations official said the government has gone as far as to have the contractor that handles removals to Liberia draw up a “mock itinerary,” which showed Abrego Garcia could be on a flight to Liberia within five days of the government’s request.

The government is asking a federal judge to rule on its motion to dissolve the order barring his removal by April 17…

This sorry petition is being heard by Judge Paula Xinis, who has not been sympathetic to the Trumpists’ previous arguments. It’s not my carcass on the line, but frankly, the presentation here seems to be a very thin broth scraped up to reassure President Stephen Miller that all due force is being shown against this heinous attempt to treat ‘illegals’ as though they were fellow humans. And I most sincerely hope Judge Xenis sends them back to him sufficiently humiliated that Team Trump decides to focus on less hardened targets.

God willing so many of their fuckass lawyers will be in jail for contempt that they won’t have any left to file motions to harass this man.

— Woke Zero (Original Recipe) (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM

He wants to leave and go somewhere that will treat him nice but instead they want to foist him on some country he doesn’t want to be in just to be mean. These people are evil!

— Woke Zero (Original Recipe) (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 10:41 AM

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Open Thread: Trump Take TSA

by Anne Laurie|  March 22, 202611:28 am| 205 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Trumpery, transportation

Trump threatens to…remove ICE agents from American streets?

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— Matt Ford (@mford.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:41 PM

I had hoped this was another episode of the Trump Says Sh*t Show, but of course the harder his minions defend it, the more he’ll feel it needs to be implemented…

BASH: With respect, if you're implementing a plan to have ICE at airports in 24 hours, how well thought out could it possibly be?
HOMAN: How much of a plan does it mean to guard an exit to make sure no one comes through that exit?

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 9:40 AM

TSA currently employs about 50,000 screening agents. ICE currently employs about 22,000 agents.
This threat won’t solve the TSA funding issue, and it would also come at the expense of further degrading his already unpopular & incompetent immigration program

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— Roger Sollenberger (@sollenbergerrc.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:13 PM

There are 50k frontline TSA agents. After an employment surge.. there are 22k Ice Officers/Agents, and they're already stretched thin enough they've been asking the TSA to handle deportation flights.
I understand our desire for everything to be ~spooookkyy~, but this is heinously half baked.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:25 PM

And that's after doubling their capacity over 2025. ICE was around 11k before Trump 2.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM

That’s funny because Federal Air Marshals (which are part of TSA) have already largely replaced ICE agents on deportation flights (I have a story on this coming next week).
So everyone’s just gonna do a big switcheroo, because…????

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— Gillian Brockell (@gillianbrockell.com) March 21, 2026 at 11:51 AM

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honestly making ICE do TSA duties is low key hilarious and would cause massive attrition.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:38 PM

Making sure that every upper class business traveler has a weekly run-in with ICE is the kind of big brain political move only our guy could come up with

Most lazy barstool complaints about TSA stem from the fact that they're the only cops who out of political & practical necessity treat everyone more or less the same*. Taking that experience and adding roid-head chuds in skull masks should really juice those approval #s bsky.app/profile/inte…

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— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:25 PM

On the one hand we probably wind up with at least one person shot because they had a 3.8 oz container of toothpaste in a carryon, on the other endless reels of people calling them fat fascists, nationwide

— Mike Black (@mikeblack114.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM

People at Airports: Don't take your frustrations about long lines out on TSA agents. Thank them for showing up unpaid.
Pick up you phones and take your frustrations out on worthless Republicans in Congress that blocked paychecks for TSA agents so ICE can continue kidnapping children on the streets.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM

Guess who thought they needed to somersault into the conversation!…

Democrats have offered to pay the salaries — fully fund, no conditions — for TSA.
It’s Republicans who keep blocking that.

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— Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (@whitehouse.senate.gov) March 21, 2026 at 11:47 AM


(You guessed, didn’t you.)

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