Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

White supremacy is terrorism.

The willow is too close to the house.

This fight is for everything.

The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

People are weird.

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Send us your tired, your poor…  Send us your pet pics!

If this isn’t the visual image of how you have been feeling for the past 3 weeks, then you are not me.

2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendars 5

In case you missed the previous posts, we are doing the Pets of Balloon Juice calendars again this year.

We’re aiming for an order date of Dec 1.

We are on a short deadline, so we set a limit of 10 pet photos per person this year!

Things you should know:

  • Please send me email to let me know 1) your nym, 2) your name, and 3) the names of your pets.
  • Send the email to [email protected]
  • I will send you the file upload link when you send me the email with the information requested above.
  • Please use the upload link to submit your photos.
  • Please submit the highest resolution version you have.
  • You don’t have time to procrastinate – our deadline is Wednesday, Nov 27.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR PHOTOS TO ME BY EMAIL.  I am nearly at my quota on my watergirl email and photos are going to put me over the limit – in which case I won’t be able to get any email. :-(

Come on you guys, send us your beauties and your goofballs.  You know they want to be in a calendar.

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  1. 1.

    SpaceUnit

    My last pet was a mouse I’d found stuck in a glue trap (not mine).  It was just a tiny little baby at the time.  But I made it a  nice, natural and woodsy-looking home in a big aquarium.  And she was a sweetheart.  She loved to climb all over me.  Her name was Miss Pickle.

    She died after about three years.  I have a couple of pictures but they’re not very good.

  6. 6.

    SpaceUnit

    Okay, I uploaded a photo.

    Again, I won’t be upset if it’s not a good enough photo to make the cut.  And I couldn’t figure out how to crop it to a better size.  That was easy with my old Mac.

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