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2026 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendars are Available to Order

by WaterGirl|  December 21, 20259:25 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Pet Calendar

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I just ordered Calendar A from Lulu and am happy to report that the ordering process is smooth as silk.

I wish we had been able to get these done earlier, but it was a challenging year.

Big thanks to beth, who has been doing the calendar for 13 years!  (I am the newbie with just 6 or 7 years under my belt.)

And thanks to everyone who submitted their pics!  High hopes for lovely calendars in this first year of going with Lulu instead of Cafe Press.

2026 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A

2026 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar B

Please be sure to check the relevant calendar because once you place your order there is no ability to make a change if needed.

Sorry to say that shipping times are much longer than usual because it’s so close to Christmas.

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2026 Pet Calendar B Review

by WaterGirl|  December 19, 20257:04 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Pet Calendar

You guys know the drill, right?

If you have more than one pet, they should all be in the the same calendar – either Calendar A or Calendar B.

Are all your pets there?

Are their names spelled correctly?

Is the heart status correct?

In case you missed it, here is the post to review Calendar A.

Reminder:  click on the picture to see a big version.

COVER

JAN

FEB

MARCH

APRIL

MAY

JUNE

JULY

AUG

SEPT

OCT

NOV

DEC

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2026 Pet Calendar A Review

by WaterGirl|  December 14, 20256:56 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

You guys know the drill, right?

If you have more than one pet, they should all be in the the same calendar – either Calendar A or Calendar B.

Are all your pets there?

Are their names spelled correctly?

Is the heart status correct?

Reminder:  click on the picture to see a big version.

JAN

FEB

MARCH

APRIL

MAY

JUNE

JULY

AUG

SEPT

OCT

NOV

DEC

2026 Pet Calendar Dec

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Pet Calendar Update – Important Info and Feedback Requested

by WaterGirl|  December 7, 20251:23 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Pet Calendar

So… every year with Cafe Press is an adventure.

And not in a good way.  They are nearly impossible to deal with.  Let’s just say that if you call 5 times about the same issue, you get 5 different answers.

So this would be a very long post if I shared all the ways that Cafe Press leaves beth and I wanting to pull our hair out.

This year is no different, except that it’s worse.

They had the calendar setup available when we started on the calendar, but now they say they aren’t doing calendars this year.  Then they said they were.  Then they said it was just a problem with the template availability online and they would email us the template.  Then they wrote to say, no, they aren’t doing calendars.

So this is the year that we are switching from Cafe Press to (hopefully) Zazzle.  As far as I can tell, the base price for the calendar itself, which was $15 at Cafe Press, will be more like $20.  We used to make $10 on each calendar for the pet rescue.  In order to make $10 now, we would have to charge more like $30 for the calendar, and I don’t know if we want to do that.

Feedback request #1

Would a $30 calendar price keep you from buying a calendar or buying as many calendars?

Feedback request #2

There is no option for what I would call a “folding” calendar instead of the binding below.  So we have only the choice of binding at the top (which I think is the best choice) or the binding that would be in the middle (between the pet pics and the calendar).

We are thinking of going with this calendar style, and will happily take feedback on that.

Pet Calendar Update 5

Obviously, the pets would show up in the blank space at the top.

Presumably Zazzle is able to accurately print the days of the month in sequence.
So that would be an improvement over recent years with Cafe Press!

It also appears that we get holidays.  Also an improvement over recent years.

Feedback request #3

This (giant) hiccup with Cafe Press has obviously and regrettably delayed the entire process.

Will that change the number of calendars you are likely to purchase?

UPDATE at 3:15 pm

After a hot tip from Another Scott, I googled Lulu, and they DO have print on demand and they DO allow you to send the funds directly to nonprofits!

I also called Albatrossity and he gives them good marks.  He said the calendars are about $25 and he makes $9 or $10 on each one, and that’s pretty close to what we got at Cafe Press, so that’s great.

So now I’m just waiting for beth to get home in a couple of hours so we can talk about this, but I can’t imagine that we won’t change course and go with Lulu.  We’ll see!

 

 

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Last Call On Calendar Pics & Notes To a Few Submitters

by WaterGirl|  November 30, 20259:07 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Update at noon on Monday, Dec 1

The window has closed for submitting pet pics.

(Except for SIs because I can’t find the picture of Amy that she already submitted.)

Some loose ends to tie up:

Liminal Owl, I know the 2 pet names, but I don’t know which is which.  Who is in the piece of furniture?

Sis, there is a picture of Marcus but someone else is in there with him.  Please supply the name. Also, I don’t seem to have Amy even though I know you uploaded it.  Please upload Amy again.

Work on the pet calendar is rolling along.

We are calling it a wrap on submissions at noon Eastern Time on Monday, even if you signed up to submit.

Please don’t make us turn anyone away. :-)

*****

These are done, thank you:

Jager –  Got it, thanks!

Doris – Got it, thanks!

MargeF –  Got it, thanks!

Lord Fartdaddy –  Got them, thanks!

sab –  Got them, thanks!

That’s it, I think.

I’m headed to bed, but I will check for questions and comments in the morning.

Oh, and upload instructions are in this post.

Pet Calendar Files – Time to Upload Your Pics ASAP!

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Pet Calendar Pets Missing & Check My Work ASAP

by WaterGirl|  November 30, 202512:22 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Hi all,

We have sorted through all the pics we have received, and beth is now starting on the designs for each month in both calendars, so we need you to upload your pics right away.

Special callouts:

Liminal Owl, I know the 2 pet names, but I don’t know which is which.  Who is in the piece of furniture?

Jager, we can’t have humans in our pet calendar – we could crop your beautiful wife out of the current one, but I’ll bet you have another lovely pic you could send?

sab, I don’t have your pics but I wonder if you sent them by email?

khead, I don’t have your pics.

Sis, there is a picture of Marcus but someone else is in there with him.  Please supply the name. Also, I don’t seem to have Amy even though I know you uploaded it.  Please upload Amy again.

Doris, I need your pet’s name.

*****

If you are listed in a  gray line:

If you are listed in a gray line that only shows your nym and the number of pets, you are good!

*****

If you are listed in a white line with details:

If you are listed in a white line with details, that means I do not have your pics.

Please post a comment so I know you have seen this, and please upload your pics ASAP.

*****

Remember, you can click on any of the images to see a bigger version.

*****

Calendar A

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*****

Calendar B

Pet Calendar Pets Missing & Check My Work

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Pet Calendar Pets Missing & Check My Work 5

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If you are a “white line with details” person, please post a comment below so I know you have seen this.

…and please upload your pics ASAP.

 

 

 

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We Are Nearly Done Sorting Through the 2026 Pet Calendar Pics

by WaterGirl|  November 29, 202511:08 pm| 15 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Please Upload Your Pet Calendar Pics Tonight or In the Morning

You guys have done an amazing job of submitting your pet pics as soon as I got the upload site up.

We are nearly done sorting through the 2026 Pet Calendar Pics, and the next step after that is the design process where beth works her magic and turns it all into something beautiful.

We are very close to the point at which we really need to have all the pictures of your pets in our hot little hands.

Think of this as a neon sign, flashing: If you haven’t already uploaded your pet pics, do it now.

For real.

Sunday!  Sunday!  Sunday!  (I bet we have some Chicago peeps here who can hear that playing in your heads.)

Instructions for uploading your pet pics are here.

Pet Calendar Files – Time to Upload Your Pics ASAP!

Also, I need to know whose adorable pup that is in the photo up top!

If you have any questions, ask them in the comments!

I will answer them first thing tomorrow, so check back for answers in the morning.

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