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I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

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Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

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Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

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If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

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This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

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Pets of Balloon Juice 2026 Calendar

by WaterGirl|  November 9, 20255:06 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Pet Calendar

I am  kind of  REALLY low energy right now because in spite of trying to channel Omnes (wait until we know something for sure) I feel a combination of rage and frustration at the thought that some of our Dems may be caving on the Shutdown.

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”  (FUCK THAT) Rs today wouldn’t know honor if it ran them over like a truck.

But people have been asking about the Balloon Juice Pet Calendar, so I am trying to do something constructive rather than impotently spinning while we wait for information.

So this is your post to say:

YES, we are doing the calendar again this year, so start getting your pics together.

DO NOT SEND YOUR PICS TO ME BY EMAIL – WAIT FOR the link that will be supplied to you in a few days.

Future instructions will be forthcoming, but it’s time to start looking at your pics to see what you want to send in.

We’ll aim for Dec 1 as usual for ordering.

If you have any questions, let us know in the comments.

 

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The Juxtaposition of the Craziness and the Horror with the Ordinary

by WaterGirl|  October 31, 202510:58 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Ground Shifting Beneath Our Feet

Inspiring story from Jen Rubin.

Lesser Known Undaunted Heroes

Ordinary Americans defend neighbors against MAGA brutality and lawlessness

This space usually features prominent, public figures who have distinguished themselves in their defense of the rule of law, democracy, decency, truth, and other values the MAGA regime attacks. But especially this week, the work of ordinary Americans standing up in defense of their neighbors in the face of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Patrol (CBP)’s harassment, brutality, and lawlessness underscored how critical grassroots defiance is to democracy’s survival.

Individual parents, informal neighborhood groups, and larger cross-denominational groups around the country have literally and figuratively interposed themselves between migrants at risk of assault, detention and deportation, and the out-of-control ICE and CBP teams that have instilled fear and chaos in too many people.

Chicago residents showed their mettle by literally blowing the whistle on abusive, illegal, and brutal immigration agents’ conduct. Lynn Sweet and other journalists reported on the fleet of Chicago locals who have been distributing and sounding plastic whistles (or beeping car horns) to warn immigrant neighbors and workers about ICE and CBP raids.

They have used nothing more than cell phones and grit to record and circulate images documenting abusive tactics and potential violations of U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis’s TRO. The wealth of evidence (from citizen and professional journalists)—including stark images of CBP’s Chicago chief Gregory Bovino lobbing tear gas—helped raise public awareness and gave her fodder to interrogate him and other witnesses.

Conveying the crucial roleof infuriated neighbors, The Chicago Tribune recounted the experience of Brian Kolp, a former prosecutor with the Cook County State’s Attorney’s office, who was out drinking his coffee when he leapt into action at the sight of a vicious raid employing tear gas:

He didn’t even have time to put on his shoes or change out of his Chicago Blackhawks pajamas, he said, drawing jeers from one of the agents.

“I was calling them Nazis and Gestapo and telling them to [expletive] off, because that’s exactly what they are,” Kolp said. “Quite honestly, when all this started happening, I thought to myself that if the opportunity ever came my way to have to get involved in one of these situations, I was certainly going to do what I could to make sure that they weren’t openly and flagrantly violating the law or the Constitution. And yet, they just went ahead and did it anyway.”

Indeed they did.

Nevertheless, he was able to document the abduction of three people and turn over evidence (a tear gas canister) of abusive tactics to lawyers representing plaintiffs suing the government. In doing so, he likely energized others to display courage in support of immigrants and those being baselessly mistreated.

It’s all so bizarre now, isn’t it?

Reading about the awfulness of so many things that are happening.   Outraged.  Disgusted.  Grieving for our country and wondering what will be left of it when this storm passes.  Trying to figure out how to make a difference.

What makes it so crazy is that at the same time we have to do all these normal things.  It’s not just that most of us have to do our jobs, whatever we do to support ourselves.  But we have to go to the grocery store.  We have to eat, make our meals.  We have to figure out our finances so we can pay our bills. We have to take care of ourselves.  We still have to brush our teeth and think about whether we’re eating right and exercizing.  Make sure we’re drinking enough water.

For many of us here, it’s the juxtaposition of the craziness with the ordinary that makes it so tough. So very tiring.

No, make that exhausting!

– Take care of ourselves.

– Missing the friends we’ve lost.

– Take care of the people who need our help.

– Fight the hate, but don’t become it.

– Be part of building a coalition that can win, without sacrificing our values.

– Challenge others to rise to the occasion, but don’t attack or undermine them.

But for the people who are most at risk, it has to be 100x worse.

In the spirit of putting our own mask on first, can we talk about how all of this is affecting us, what it feels like to go through this, what we’re doing to take care of ourselves, how well, or not, we are doing as we try to rise to the occasion?

Let’s be in the present in this thread.  If you want to have the same conversations that we’ve had over and over again, or make a laundry list of how X person or X group is failing us, please save it for another thread. Some of us find that exhausting.

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Virginia Meetup – Proof of Life – Oct 11, 2025

by WaterGirl|  October 14, 20251:00 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Meetups, Open Threads

Sounds like a good time was had by all!

Present at the meetup!

piratedan
lowtechcyclist
Mr. Bemused Senior
PAM Dirac + Observer (Karen)
Rekoob

piratedan with Blackberry

 

close up of Beauregard!

 

pirated, lowtechcyclist, PAM Dirac and Karen, Mr. Bemused Senior

 

lowtechrider (Kim), piratedan, the back of the head of Bemused Senior (Bob) and PAM DIRAC (Dan Z.) and Beauregard on the deck

 

Nomini Creek from the deck…

I believe there might be plans to have another one in the Spring – seemed like there were a lot of people who wanted to attend, but they timing didn’t work for one reason or another.

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Balloon Juice Mailing List and Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  October 10, 20256:34 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads

Hey everybody!

Remember the list we have to communicate with you guys in case of emergency?

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

  • If you’re already on it, then you’re all set.
  • If you’re not on it, click the link above.
  • If you’re not sure whether you’re on it, if you try to sign up again it will tell you that you’re already  on it.

Open thread.

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Virginia Meetup on Oct 11 – Please RSVP

by WaterGirl|  October 5, 202512:10 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Meetups, Open Threads

Re-upping the Virginia Meetup post.

RSVP by email to WaterGirl if you haven’t already!

And let us know in the comments if you’re hoping to join.

First new comment will be at #18.


First posted on Sept 7 at noon.

Hey everybody!

The Virginia meetup is happening, and Piratedan is getting organized.

Date – Saturday, October 11th
Time – 12ish til whenevs

To recap:

piratedan had a gleam in his eye for a Balloon Juice meetup, hosted at his place, about a month from now.  And now it has turned into reality!

Ms. Pirate is on board with hosting this meetup at the Pirate residence.

Piratedan and Ms. Pirate, hereafter referred to as The Pirates, are happy to provide snack/deli tray type of arrangement and a big ass cooler full of beer/soda and likely some sweet tea.

Beyond that, folks are welcome to bring any particular foods or beverages that they wish.

They are thinking of a lunch/brunch timeframe, allowing people to congregate as long as they wish yet still have daylight in order to travel.

They can accommodate a limited number of inebriate Jackals if that occurs.

The location is rural, and private, since they live literally at the end of the road.

They can host inside or out, depending upon weather.

Dogs will be provided for petting and photos.  Cats may be seen, but they will do as they damn well please.

The Pirates are very much looking forward to meeting and greeting those that can make it!

IMPORTANT – If you are planning on attending, or hope to attend

Please RSVP by email to WaterGirl – watergirl at balloon-juice.com – but it’s great if you also add a comment in this thread so everybody can see who all is interested.

Please include this information in the email to WaterGirl:

  • let us know how many will be in your party
  • include your BJ nym
  • let us know if you might want to stay overnight (or will plan to stay overnight)
  • include any other details you would like

WaterGirl will forward your email message to piratedan, who will contact you directly with address specifics, and he can answer any questions that you may have.

The Pirates are looking forward to this!

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First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage – Cole and Joelle – Here We Go!

by WaterGirl|  September 25, 20254:35 pm| 244 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Balloon Juice Zooms, Cole's Wedding

I’m not sure the “baby carriage” stanza is relevant here, but here we go!

Cole is getting hitched!

Tune in on Thursday to Find Out 🤵🏻👰🏻 1 Monday Night Open Thread 36

It’s their big day – let’s keep this one politics free.

And remember, if you want to say the bride looks lovely, you can say that here or in the zoom chat.

If you want to be our usual awesome selves, this post is the place to do it!

 

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Last Post as a Single Man

by John Cole|  September 25, 20253:01 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Cole's Wedding, John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road"

I don’t really have anything to say except I’m as calm as can be but the people around me seem kind of amped up.

Last Post as a Single ManPost + Comments (72)

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