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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / “One day, he is not going to be president anymore…”

“One day, he is not going to be president anymore…”

by Betty Cracker|  March 4, 20262:51 pm| 199 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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Becca Balint (D-VT) tells Noem accountability is coming.

Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS — for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM

Noem and all the other sociopaths who are terrorizing people at home and abroad need to hear that message. (Please, Congress, do Hegseth next.)

They all need to hear that. WE all need to hear that.

Thank you, Representative Balint.

Open thread!

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    1. 1.

      ExPatExDem

      March 4, 2026 at 2:54 pm

      At this point, I’m just hoping he doesn’t start WW3 on his way out the door.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 2:55 pm

      Never heard of Rep. Balint before, but I’m a fan of hers now. 🙂

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2026 at 2:56 pm

      @ExPatExDem: You and me both.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Belafon

      March 4, 2026 at 2:57 pm

      Hopefully supplying it to a DOJ that will go after all of them.

      Reply
    5. 5.

      eclare

      March 4, 2026 at 2:58 pm

      Wow.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      Professor Bigfoot

      March 4, 2026 at 3:00 pm

      Joe Neguse laid down much the same for Ms. Noem.

      Reply
    7. 7.

      suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 3:01 pm

      Balint has been an absolute rockstar this year. Incredibly feckful.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      Geminid

      March 4, 2026 at 3:07 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Rep. Balint won Vermont’s House seat in 2022, when Rep. Peter Welch moved up to the Senate.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 3:08 pm

      @suzanne:

      Whatever ‘feck’ is, she’s got it, in spades.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      West of the Rockies

      March 4, 2026 at 3:09 pm

      I hope this filled Noem with a metric shit-ton of anxiety, fear, and anger. Ugly Orange Daddy won’t protect her forever.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      A Ghost to Most

      March 4, 2026 at 3:09 pm

      Popping the zit doesn’t cure the acne.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      trnc

      March 4, 2026 at 3:12 pm

      Accountability for anyone involved in domestic crimes is going to be tough if Trump issues a blanket pardon for his appointees. OTOH, the next president could easily turn Hegseth over to Iran.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      trnc

      March 4, 2026 at 3:12 pm

      @suzanne: No fecks left to give?

      Reply
    14. 14.

      trnc

      March 4, 2026 at 3:13 pm

      @A Ghost to Most: Just ask Bluto.

      Reply
    15. 15.

      Raven

      March 4, 2026 at 3:13 pm

      @trnc: Firesign Theater:”Anybody got any lynch?”

      Reply
    16. 16.

      suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 3:15 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Balint threw a whole bunch of feck at Pam Bondi’s fugly face a couple of weeks back. I deeply enjoyed it.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      Montanareddog

      March 4, 2026 at 3:18 pm

      @A Ghost to Most:

      Popping the zit doesn’t cure the acne

      But it does provide some temporary relief in an ongoing war.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 3:18 pm

      @ExPatExDem:  Who among us has not backed away from that thought?

      Reply
    19. 19.

      Belafon

      March 4, 2026 at 3:19 pm

      @West of the Rockies: I think they’re planning for this in the same way that the attack on Iran was planned. They think he or they will be in power for a long time, and if they do leave, he’ll pardon them all and they can go on their way.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      rikyrah

      March 4, 2026 at 3:20 pm

      There is so much to unwrap in that Texas mess.

      1. WHY are parties running elections? The Republicans refusing to hold a joint primary? Why do they even get a choice?
      2. They did the redistricting. Post redistricting, every voter should have received:
      3. A new Voter ID Card with their new district on it
      4. An updated polling place notice appropriate for the new district
      5. On my jurisdiction’s website, under YOUR VOTER INFORMATION, I can find the following information:
      6. Closest EV site to my address
      7. My Election Day Local Polling place
      8. Who are my Elected Officials
      9. A sample ballot in all 11 languages that my jurisdiction covers
      10. IF I have chosen a Mail Ballot, the status of my Mail Ballot

      I can find out ALL of this on a WEBSITE.

      There is absolutely no reason why these redistricted people shouldn’t have been clearly notified about their local polling place, and be able to find that information on a website.

       

      CLEAR VOTER SUPPRESSION.

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    21. 21.

      suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 3:20 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Here is Merriam-Webster on feck:

      A feckless person is lacking in feck. And what, you may ask, is feck? In Scots—our source of feckless—feck means “majority” or “effect.” The term is ultimately an alteration of the Middle English effect. So something without feck is without effect, i.e., ineffective. In the past, feckful (meaning “efficient, effective,” “sturdy,” or “powerful”) made an occasional appearance, but in this case, the weak has outlived the strong: feckless is a commonly used English word, but feckfulhas proven, well, feckless.

      Reply
    22. 22.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2026 at 3:22 pm

      Ooo, Representative Kamlager-Dove (D-CA) went there! Hahaha!

      Kamlager-Dove: During you tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

      Noem: I am shocked we are peddling tabloid garbage.

      [image or embed]

      — Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) March 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM

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    23. 23.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 3:22 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      That’s not a no!

      Reply
    24. 24.

      Chief Oshkosh

      March 4, 2026 at 3:23 pm

      Speaking of accountability once Trump is out of office, how is that torpedoing and sinking of the Iranian frigate by the US submarine not a war crime? We have not officially declared war with Iran, have we? That ship is not a “fair game” combatant vessel, plus it was on a training exercise far, far away from Iran. How is it not a war crime to torpedo it without warning?

      Reply
    25. 25.

      suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 3:24 pm

      @Betty Cracker: SHE DIDN’T DENY IT!!!

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 3:26 pm

      Brendan Carr Can’t Explain Why ‘Equal Time’ Rule Doesn’t Apply To Right Wing Radio

      Reply
    27. 27.

      TaMara

      March 4, 2026 at 3:26 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: He is my rockstar rep and I really wish he would run for Senate, but I don’t know if it would be successful.  On the other hand, we elected both Hickenlooper and Polis (however flawed they both might be right now) so anything is possible.

      Reply
    28. 28.

      Warblewarble

      March 4, 2026 at 3:27 pm

      A shitton of U,S officers need go the way  of Keitel and Jodl.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      TaMara

      March 4, 2026 at 3:28 pm

      @Betty Cracker: More of this please!

      Reply
    30. 30.

      ExPatExDem

      March 4, 2026 at 3:28 pm

      @Baud: That’s what I was thinking.

      In all of that filibustering, I didn’t hear an actual denial that she’s getting railed by Lewandowski.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 3:28 pm

      @ExPatExDem:

      WHAT WAS IN THE BAG, KRISTI???!!!

      Reply
    32. 32.

      MisterForkbeard

      March 4, 2026 at 3:31 pm

      @Betty Cracker: There’s a whole lot of “I’m not answering that question” in that response too

      Reply
    33. 33.

      different-church-lady

      March 4, 2026 at 3:32 pm

      @ExPatExDem:

      At this point, I’m just hoping he doesn’t start WW3 on his way out the door.

      Too late: at this point we just have to hope WW3 is short.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2026 at 3:33 pm

      Y’all, Noem’s husband was at the hearing!

      Reply
    35. 35.

      LAC

      March 4, 2026 at 3:33 pm

      @rikyrah: Good points!

      Reply
    36. 36.

      different-church-lady

      March 4, 2026 at 3:34 pm

      @A Ghost to Most: Yeah, but you get to pop the zit. And I’m pretty sure that’s the intellectual level our “Secretary of War” is operating on at the moment.

      And I’m sure we can all think of a much more vulgar analogy.

      Reply
    37. 37.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 3:35 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      OMG! I just assumed she was single and having an affair with a DHS employee.

      Someone should ask him if he’s having sexual relations with Lewandowski.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Timill

      March 4, 2026 at 3:36 pm

      @different-church-lady:

      Remember, Mommy
      I’m off to get a Commie
      So send me a salami
      And try to smile somehow
      I’ll look for you when the war is over
      An hour and a half from now

      Reply
    39. 39.

      Belafon

      March 4, 2026 at 3:37 pm

      @rikyrah: Pretty sure the reason the parties run the primaries is you don’t want Texas running the Democratic primary.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      AMagicianNamedGob

      March 4, 2026 at 3:38 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Still, it was a yes or no question.  A simple no would have sufficed…that is if by answering in the negative, she didn’t perjure herself.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 3:38 pm

      “Historic action”

      Anyone know whether US citizens being evacuated from Afghanistan by the Biden administration had first to go to a web site and fill out a form?
      m.youtube.com/watch?v=DwTl4fzM-II&pp=ygULbXV6YWsgc2hvcnQ%3D

      Reply
    42. 42.

      Bill Arnold

      March 4, 2026 at 3:38 pm

      @Warblewarble:

      A shitton of U,S officers need go the way of Keitel and Jodl.

      And their chain of command. All of it.

      Reply
    43. 43.

      Barbara

      March 4, 2026 at 3:40 pm

      A commonality among those working for Trump this time around is the sheer obviousness of their shallow, preening vanity.  I don’t like picking on women for their hair or make up or in Noem’s case, their obvious use of plastic surgery, but those things just really highlight how vacuous she is, how she was chosen mostly because of her looks.  Pam Bondi is much the same, but even she comes across as having more depth than Noem.  Noem might as well be a bot programmed to give answers to questions.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      different-church-lady

      March 4, 2026 at 3:42 pm

      @Barbara: Maybe she’s an A-I fake.

      Reply
    45. 45.

      kindness

      March 4, 2026 at 3:44 pm

      @West of the Rockies: Fills Noem with fear?  More likely Noem orders ICE & Border Control to invade Vermont.  The whitest state in the Union.

      Reply
    46. 46.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 3:46 pm

      @Barbara:

      Kristi Noem Congressional portrait, 2011

      Reply
    47. 47.

      Just look at that parking lot

      March 4, 2026 at 3:46 pm

      Hope she changes the bed sheets on that 737 Max before she’s fired. At least that would show some good manners.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      trollhattan

      March 4, 2026 at 3:46 pm

      Can I sue South Carolina? I am not a kook.

      Public health officials on Wednesday announced confirmed cases of measles in two unvaccinated children in Sacramento County, which are among 26 confirmed measles cases in California so far this year. The first child in Sacramento County contracted measles in January while traveling to South Carolina, where there is a large ongoing outbreak, according to a news release from Sacramento County Public Health.

      This child was no longer symptomatic or contagious as of Wednesday. Health officials said the measles exposure in the second child in Sacramento County was unknown. This child received medical care from 6:55 a.m. through 7:14 a.m Monday at Kaiser Permanente Roseville Medical Center and is now recovering at home in isolation, according to the health agency.

      sacbee.com/news/local/article314925114.html#storylink=cpy

      Last week, adjacent Sutter County reported measles cases with kids who had just visited…South Carolina.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      Old School

      March 4, 2026 at 3:47 pm

      I am shocked that the Democrats would threaten to politicize the Department of Justice!

      Speaker Johnson must investigate Rep. Balint!

      Reply
    50. 50.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2026 at 3:47 pm

      @Barbara: Yes, and the same is basically true of Hegseth, though I suppose his gender affirming self-care would fall under the “looksmaxxing” heading.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      Doug R

      March 4, 2026 at 3:48 pm

      @trnc: A REAL Supreme Court would declare preemptive, blanket and for a corrupt purpose pardons NUL AND VOID.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      trollhattan

      March 4, 2026 at 3:49 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      Had to, lest she “take him out to the old gravel pit where they used to spoon, back in the day.”

      Reply
    53. 53.

      suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 3:51 pm

      @Betty Cracker: What about RFK-the-Lesser’s steroids and lifting-while-wearing-jeans?!

      What the hell is he affirming?!

      These people are all such fucken freaks.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 3:53 pm

      @suzanne:  applause!

      Feckful is just the word for this age.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 3:56 pm

      @trnc:

      Accountability for anyone involved in domestic crimes is going to be tough if Trump issues a blanket pardon for his appointees.

      I bet they broke a bunch of state laws in an assortment of states, and there ain’t no blanket pardon for that.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      syphonblue

      March 4, 2026 at 3:57 pm

      I like the moxie, but I have just one change to her message: Instead of proving their guilt “in hearings” how about “in court”?

      Reply
    57. 57.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 3:57 pm

      @rikyrah: once upon a time there was this thing called the Texas Two Step . . .

      Reply
    58. 58.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2026 at 3:58 pm

      The look on his face, lol!

      Kristi Noem thanks her husband for being there 😬

      [image or embed]

      — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM

      Reply
    59. 59.

      suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 4:00 pm

      @HopefullyNotCassandra: I’m bringing it back! Feckful is back, baby!

      I’m also a big fan of splendid.

      One project I was on, I managed to use a word in our weekly meetings every week that someone didn’t know and it became a thing for Suzanne’s Word of the Week. They included sycophant, gaslighting, and capricious.

      Reply
    60. 60.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 4:00 pm

      @Baud:

      You expect Brendan Carr to actually know shit about communications law and regulation?

      Hell, I probably know more than he does from my time as a paralegal working on FCC stuff nearly a half-century ago.

      Reply
    61. 61.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 4:03 pm

      @Baud:

      WHAT WAS IN THE BAG, KRISTI???!!!

      I don’t know what it is, but I bet it’s really great shit, Mrs. Presky!

      Reply
    62. 62.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 4:05 pm

      @Timill:
      We will all go together when we go,
      every Hottentot and every Eskimo…

      Reply
    63. 63.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 4:07 pm

       

      @prostratedragon:  No.  Our government reached out to U.S. citizens in Afghanistan who had not contacted it.
      and

      To aid in evacuation efforts, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin authorized the use of 18 commercial aircraft from six U.S. airlines to carry evacuees from locations outside of Afghanistan. Secretary of State Antony Blinken told “Face the Nation” on Sunday the U.S. has agreements with more than 24 countries to serve as transit points for those evacuating from Afghanistan, where they will be sent for further processing before traveling to their final destinations.

      Mr. Biden said those who aren’t U.S. citizens will undergo security checks in those countries before moving on to their final destination in the United States or another country.

      So, non-U.S. citizens were subjected to security checks

      cbsnews.com/news/biden-afgahnistan-evacuations-deadline-extension-possible/

       

      The evacuation was competently managed imho.  I remember people hanging from the helicopters fleeing Vietnam.

      Reply
    64. 64.

      Gin & Tonic

      March 4, 2026 at 4:08 pm

      @Timill: Hence the sign in Katz’s Deli: “Send a salami / to your boy in the Army.”

      Reply
    65. 65.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 4:09 pm

      @Bill Arnold: there might be decent people in there, who did not resign in the hope they could mitigate the damage or prevent military use against us.

      Let’s make sure due process becomes a real thing again in the United States.

      Reply
    66. 66.

      Mr. Bemused Senior

      March 4, 2026 at 4:11 pm

      @HopefullyNotCassandra: made me look

      Texas Two-Step Bankruptcy

      In the first step, the parent company undergoes a Texas divisive merger, which allows companies to split off their liabilities from their assets. In the second step, the newly created spin-off declares a chapter 11 bankruptcy, usually in North Carolina, where bankruptcy courts are perceived to be more open to this scheme.

      Used to avoid asbestos liability, one such case involved Koch Industries.

      Reply
    67. 67.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 4:16 pm

      @suzanne: splendid is a splendid word!

      “Gaslight”, on the other hand, is slightly triggering since it sends me back to watching Ingrid’s torture by the murdering husband of hers.   She survives, but the whole movie is like… being alive while DJT is presidenting.

      Reply
    68. 68.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 4:17 pm

      In which the credibility of the US approaches warp speed deterioration:

      Se necesitan dos para bailar el tango.

      WASHINGTON (AP) — White House says Spain has agreed to cooperate with US operations in Mideast after Trump threatened financial penalties.

      MADRID (AP) — Spain’s government denies cooperation with US operations in the Middle East, contradicting White House.

      “Knife Fight”

      Reply
    69. 69.

      Chetan Murthy

      March 4, 2026 at 4:18 pm

      @Mr. Bemused Senior: It -ought- to shock the conscience that shit like this is allowed, but …. “It’s business, not personal”

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Chetan Murthy

      March 4, 2026 at 4:19 pm

      @prostratedragon: Can “Freedom Tapas”[1] be far behind ?

      [1] Rocky Mountain oysters, Buffalo wings, and what else ?

      Reply
    71. 71.

      Eduardo

      March 4, 2026 at 4:20 pm

      @trnc: that would be feckless?

      Reply
    72. 72.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 4:21 pm

      @Mr. Bemused Senior: You know I just learned about that corrupt Koch’ian Texas Two Step.

      That fits with this current corruption more precisely.

      I meant the old primary/caucus system Texas democrats had.  It was supposed to build the party.  It ended in 2015.

      oertx.highered.texas.gov/courseware/lesson/1120/student/?section=4

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Jeffro

      March 4, 2026 at 4:22 pm

      it’s so easy to get and stay outraged at trump that we sometimes forget: pounding on Congress, pounding on trump’s Cabinet secretaries is both satisfying AND…AND…just might get them to think about what they’re enabling

      Reply
    74. 74.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 4:23 pm

      @Chetan Murthy: ​ Pig in a blanket? Potato chips?

      Reply
    75. 75.

      Chetan Murthy

      March 4, 2026 at 4:25 pm

      @prostratedragon: burnt steak, pre-cut-up.  Heh, make that burnt hamburger “steak”, pre-cut-up.

      ETA: ketchup on the side, individual serving jar.

      Reply
    76. 76.

      Geminid

      March 4, 2026 at 4:27 pm

      @Warblewarble: No need for euphemism. If you want to see a “shit-ton” of U.S. military officers hanged, you can just say it.

      Reply
    77. 77.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2026 at 4:28 pm

      The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner interviewed Greg Landsman (D-OH) about why he supports Trump’s not-war with Iran. It did not go well…

      Reply
    78. 78.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 4:33 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

       I bet not! The subhead was “Representative Greg Landsman explains his hope that the conflict remains limited but also creates an entirely new Middle East.”

      Yeah, I’m old enough to remember when the Bushies thought our ‘victory’ in Iraq was going to do that.

      Reply
    79. 79.

      Just look at that parking lot

      March 4, 2026 at 4:33 pm

      @prostratedragon:

      Knife Fight”

      Thinking more like a tag team wrestling match is in order.
      Hegseth/ Rubio vs Don Quixote/Sancho Panza.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      cmorenc

      March 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm

      To go after Noem we are unfortunately going to need to tear the malignantly corrupted Justice Department and Homeland Security down to their very foundations and fundamentally rebuild them.  Same is true for Patel and the FBI and RFK Jr and HHS/CDC and Lee Zedlin at EPA.  Not only would those be formidable tasks in themselves, but we’re going to need to accomplish them against the formidable impediments the corrupted SCOTUS-6 will no doubt throw in our way, especially if Thomas and Alito resign in timely fashion to permit Trump to appoint their respective successors who will likely be even more fiercely determined to roll back the state of Constitutional law to as it was in the 1920s or even earlier.

      Reply
    81. 81.

      Bill Arnold

      March 4, 2026 at 4:35 pm

      @HopefullyNotCassandra:
      Wilhelm Keitel and Alfred Jodl had fair trials. [1]
      The Hague doesn’t do capital punishment.

      [1] Related, Mr. Woods has some admirers. The consensus among eyewitnesses was that [Julius] Streicher did not receive a quick death from spinal severing. As with at least several others, the bungled hanging was caused by the hangman, Master Sergeant John C. Woods.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      zhena gogolia

      March 4, 2026 at 4:35 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: That’s amazing.

      Reply
    83. 83.

      Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

      March 4, 2026 at 4:35 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      Well, I wouldn’t describe it as that. I’d describe it as what I hope is a very limited operation where we are destroying their weapons systems, particularly their missiles and their bombs, to stop the ongoing mayhem, chaos, and violence that this regime has caused.

      A “very limited operation”. Like Putin’s war with Ukraine was a “special operation”?

      Why do people keep agreeing to be interviewed by Chotiner? Doesn’t he destroy everyone he interviews lol?

      Reply
    84. 84.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 4:39 pm

      To repeat what I said in the pandemic thread this morning, the culling continues.

      ICE confirms a measles outbreak in the nation’s largest detention facility in Texas

      Reply
    85. 85.

      Chetan Murthy

      March 4, 2026 at 4:39 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Goddamn, that was -amazing-.  I don’t think Landsman even realizes how much up Trump’s bunghole he is.

      Thank you for this, BC!

      ETA: And not to give anything away, but …. the last bit of the interview is …. -amazing-.  I mean, just -amazing-.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      gene108

      March 4, 2026 at 4:41 pm

      @Baud:

      OMG! I just assumed she was single

      Both Kristi and Cory are married to other people.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 4:41 pm

      @Bill Arnold: you are right about that.  I jumped too fast even though we recently rewatched Judgment at Nuremberg.

      Will Ellison Jr. destroy film stock like that?

      Reply
    88. 88.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 4:43 pm

      @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): it does seem so.  I had the same question.  Perhaps people believe they will be the one who charms Mr. Chotiner in the right way.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      Msb

      March 4, 2026 at 4:44 pm

      @prostratedragon: poor thing. The face she was born with looks like it can form natural expressions.

      Reply
    90. 90.

      Belafon

      March 4, 2026 at 4:46 pm

      @cmorenc: To do that will take years. Knowing voters, we’ll probably have two years to accomplish all of that, add to the Supreme Court, make DC a state, restore voting rights, and a bunch of other stuff.

      Reply
    91. 91.

      Msb

      March 4, 2026 at 4:49 pm

      @suzanne: we should probably thank the Rs for bringing back “ilk”, as well, as in “Hegseth/Bondi/Noem/miller/Bannon and their ilk”. (Good people never have an ilk – maybe because they’re so rare and valuable?)

      Reply
    92. 92.

      Wilson Heath

      March 4, 2026 at 4:49 pm

      I often have an instant thought of “Oh, don’t ruin the surprise.”  And don’t give the cue to spoliate as loud and clear as the Red Army advancing on Berlin did.

      Reply
    93. 93.

      cain

      March 4, 2026 at 4:50 pm

      @suzanne: That is so wizard! (sorry, you have to watch robot chicken star wars to get the reference, although I understand it was popular in the 50s)

      Reply
    94. 94.

      Aziz, light!

      March 4, 2026 at 4:50 pm

      Speaking of U.S. Navy torpedoes, are there any illegal orders our military is not perfectly willing to follow? Or do the sailors carrying out a command to take innocent lives all say in unison “Fuckin’ A, man, this is what we trained for.”

      Reply
    95. 95.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 4:52 pm

      @gene108:

      If people want open marriages, it’s none of my business. My big issue is that they are both high level DHS officials.

      Reply
    96. 96.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 4:54 pm

      @Chetan Murthy:

      ETA: And not to give anything away, but …. the last bit of the interview is …. -amazing-.  I mean, just -amazing-.

      I can’t get that far before the paywall comes up.

      Reply
    97. 97.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 4:55 pm

      @Bill Arnold:

      There’s always a technique to master (pdf). See also “Official Table of Drops” from the UK, who really know about such things.

      Reply
    98. 98.

      Chetan Murthy

      March 4, 2026 at 4:57 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: I read it at archive.org.

      Reply
    99. 99.

      Scout211

      March 4, 2026 at 4:59 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Here you go: archive.ph version

      Why a Democratic Congressman Is Supporting Trump’s War with Iran

      Reply
    100. 100.

      MisterForkbeard

      March 4, 2026 at 4:59 pm

      @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): What’s crazy to me is: Was Iran using those missiles and bombs to cause ongoing mayhem? If not, then why would blowing them up do anything?

      Reply
    101. 101.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 5:01 pm

      @Msb:  Horrifying. I’ve seen something almost as extreme  from Melania Trump, but at least she didn’t go full babydoll.

      Reply
    102. 102.

      Omnes Omnibus

      March 4, 2026 at 5:02 pm

      @syphonblue: Balint doesn’t have the power to prosecute.

      Reply
    103. 103.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 5:04 pm

      @Baud:  Is Lewandowski even an official?

      Just checked: according to wpedia he is a “senior advisor” to the DHS secretary. I presume that means he has no executive authority.

      Reply
    104. 104.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 5:07 pm

      @prostratedragon:

      I wonder how much time Noem spends on her hair each week. I bet she’s got her own private hairstylist.

      Reply
    105. 105.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 5:11 pm

      @lowtechcyclist:  Using curling irons powered by the whirling coming from Botticcelli’s grave.

      Reply
    106. 106.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 5:13 pm

      @Chetan Murthy: the ending was gobsmacking.

      What happens should we discover the “out-lawed” Claude ( which we know is in use in this war ) was used to make targeting decisions?

      Reply
    107. 107.

      Scout211

      March 4, 2026 at 5:14 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: I wonder how much time Noem spends on her hair each week. I bet she’s got her own private hairstylist.

      I would assume her hair and makeup is done daily.  And I have often assumed she has a stylist onsite wherever she is and that taxpayers are paying for it.

      Reply
    108. 108.

      Gin & Tonic

      March 4, 2026 at 5:17 pm

      @Aziz, light!: No, the sailors say “The XO says do this, so we do it.”

      Reply
    109. 109.

      Gin & Tonic

      March 4, 2026 at 5:21 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: ​Funny story. My daughter was working a video shoot with the US (track) sprinter Sha’carri Richardson. Richardson brought her own hairstylist – $5k/day. Of course, that’s not taxpayer dollars, but big hair costs big money.

      Reply
    110. 110.

      Captain C

      March 4, 2026 at 5:23 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      Noem: I am shocked we are peddling tabloid garbage.

      That’s not a “no”.

      Reply
    111. 111.

      Captain C

      March 4, 2026 at 5:23 pm

      @Baud: Sex toys and blow.

      Reply
    112. 112.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 5:27 pm

      @prostratedragon:

      An advisor isn’t technically a federal officer, but an advisor to a cabinet secretary is a pretty powerful position.

      Reply
    113. 113.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 5:29 pm

      House committee votes to subpoena Attorney General Bondi to answer questions over the Epstein files

      Reply
    114. 114.

      Scout211

      March 4, 2026 at 5:31 pm

      It’s really just weird to me that the talking point today (see Hegseth, Leavitt) is that if you are talking about or asking about 6 dead troops, you are “just trying to make the president look bad.” Huh?

      They aren’t even trying to sound credible anymore.  It’s childish and disrespectful and horrible. But Trump’s fee fees are in need of protection, apparently.

      Reply
    115. 115.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2026 at 5:31 pm

      @Betty Cracker: That makes me happy.

      Reply
    116. 116.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2026 at 5:36 pm

      @Betty Cracker: oh my god, the tweet just below that one.

      [image or embed]

      — AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) March 4, 2026 at 9:58 AM

      Reply
    117. 117.

      Sandia Blanca

      March 4, 2026 at 5:37 pm

      @rikyrah: You have outlined the dream website of every Texas voter.  I love the vision!

      Reply
    118. 118.

      Warblewarble

      March 4, 2026 at 5:38 pm

      @Geminid: Loud and clear,those who have earned it, should face consequences.

      Reply
    119. 119.

      Jackie

      March 4, 2026 at 5:43 pm

      @Baud:

      House committeevotes to subpoena Attorney General Bondi to answer questions over the Epstein files

      Another Bondi hearing that we get to hear the stock market report and insults to committee members? Yay.

      Reply
    120. 120.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 5:44 pm

      Smoothie King fires Black employees after refusing service to Trump supporters

      Reply
    121. 121.

      Geminid

      March 4, 2026 at 5:44 pm

      @Warblewarble: Sheesh. “…face consequences”! Now it’s circumlocution.

      If you want to see large numbers of U.S. military officers hanged, have the courage of your convictions and say it.

      Reply
    122. 122.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2026 at 5:45 pm

      @Jackie: Bondi has the most punchable face I think I have seen on a female.

      Reply
    123. 123.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 5:47 pm

      Attorney General Pam Bondi has rescinded a policy that prohibited political appointees at the Justice Department from attending campaign events or fundraisers, according to a memo seen by CBS News on Wednesday.

       

      The move undoes restrictions that were previously implemented by former Attorney General Merrick Garland starting in 2022.

      Reply
    124. 124.

      Archon

      March 4, 2026 at 5:49 pm

      I’m sure Trump has promised blanket immunity for everyone in his cabinet. Is there a way around that?

      Reply
    125. 125.

      different-church-lady

      March 4, 2026 at 5:49 pm

      @Baud:

      ….previously implemented by former Attorney General Merrick Garland…

      My desk beckons my forehead.

      Reply
    126. 126.

      Old School

      March 4, 2026 at 5:51 pm

      WASHINGTON – The Senate on March 4 failed to advance a war powers resolution to halt military hostilities against Iran and end American involvement in the escalating regional war.

      The measure needed to pass the 60-vote threshold to survive. It only reached 53. Most Republicans – except for Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky – voted to oppose the measure. Most Democrats, except for Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, supported it.

      Reply
    127. 127.

      Martin

      March 4, 2026 at 5:51 pm

      @rikyrah: I’m kind of surprised that Crockett didn’t keep her foot in that more. Regardless of whether those votes would have mattered in the final analysis, she’s the only one with cause and who can sue and try and get some broader relief here. It’s not a criticism, rather I think it would have been an important project for Democrats overall.

      In California everything on your list is mailed to every registered voter. No need to even consult a website.

      Reply
    128. 128.

      Martin

      March 4, 2026 at 5:53 pm

      @WaterGirl: She has real Dedra Meero energy. But less competent.

      Reply
    129. 129.

      Martin

      March 4, 2026 at 5:53 pm

      @Archon: State prosecution.

      Reply
    130. 130.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 5:54 pm

      Don Lemon: “Donald Trump is a terrible human being. He is an awful president. He’s a snake oil salesman, a con man who can very easily manipulate people who are open to grievance and racism and bigotry. He knows how to act on that because I do believe he’s a racist”

      Reply
    131. 131.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 5:59 pm

      NYT

      Justice Dept., Under Pressure From Trump, Fails to Build Autopen Case Against Biden

      Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington were unable to build a case, underscoring the department’s increasing inability to follow through on the president’s desire to indict his rivals.

      Reply
    132. 132.

      Geminid

      March 4, 2026 at 6:01 pm

      From Ankara-based Clash Report:

          Venezuela’s Acting President Delcy Rodriguez welcomes U.S. Interior Secretary Doug Burgum.

      A video shows Burgum standing next to Rodriguez as she delivers remarks to a couple dozen Venezuelan officials, from stairs leading up to a fancy entrance The two are standing on a red carpet.

      Reply
    133. 133.

      Old School

      March 4, 2026 at 6:02 pm

      @Baud: They should have spoke to Jake Tapper.

      Weeks after taking office, Mr. Trump and his allies in the conservative news media stoked claims that Mr. Biden had broken the law through his use of the autopen, focusing on pardons and commutations Mr. Biden granted in the final days of his presidency. They suggested that his mental acuity had deteriorated to such a degree that he could not make such decisions.

      Reply
    134. 134.

      Warblewarble

      March 4, 2026 at 6:04 pm

      @Geminid: War is essentially an evil thing.It’s consequences are not confined to the belligerent states alone, but effects the whole world. To initiate a war of agressession therefore is not only an international crime.It is the supreme international crime,  differing only from other war crimes that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole.  Nurenberg tribunal. The same rules and punishment shoul apply.

      Reply
    135. 135.

      bbleh

      March 4, 2026 at 6:07 pm

      @trnc: @Belafon: true wrt criminal liability, but if Congressional Dems were so minded, they could still haul them, and a bunch of other knowledgeable people, in front of VERY public hearings, and convict them politically (and of course a pardon for crimes committed in the past wouldn’t cover contempt of Congress).

      Whether enough Dems will, in fact, ever be so minded is another question

      @Betty Cracker: one trusts he is having whatever fun he wants on the side.

      Reply
    136. 136.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 6:07 pm

      @Old School:

      So utterly ridiculous, which the NYT should know. Even if Biden lacked mental capacity, his signing pardons wouldn’t break any law. And if her were mentally incapacitated, he couldn’t be convicted for his actions even if there were a law.

      Reply
    137. 137.

      Omnes Omnibus

      March 4, 2026 at 6:11 pm

      @Gin & Tonic: That’s basically correct.  Someone the depths of a sub, etc., is not in a position to know if what they are being other to do is illegal.

      Reply
    138. 138.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 6:14 pm

      Google faces lawsuit after Gemini chatbot allegedly instructed man to kill himself

      Reply
    139. 139.

      TerryC

      March 4, 2026 at 6:15 pm

      @suzanne: Splendid is my Umich uniquename. It was originally terrible.

      Reply
    140. 140.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 6:18 pm

      Democrats have flipped 9 seats in state legislative special elections under Trump while Republicans are at zero

      Since the start of 2025, Democrats have racked up wins in special elections for state legislative seats, giving the party hope for the midterm elections.

      Reply
    141. 141.

      bbleh

      March 4, 2026 at 6:19 pm

      @Baud: it seems the fever swamps are still bubbling over about Epstein.

      And I particularly appreciate that the Congressional wingnut fringe is willing to challenge the Orange Leader over it.

      I wouldn’t say the wheels are coming off the cart, but there certainly are some serious rattles and shakes goin’ on.

      @Baud: I am particularly pleased that the TX Republicans have gone to a runoff.  Primary elections skew extreme, and runoff ones probably even more so.  I am sacrificing some VERY good cheese to the FSM, that Paxton may triumph.

      Reply
    142. 142.

      Gin & Tonic

      March 4, 2026 at 6:19 pm

      @Omnes Omnibus: ​My SIL was a junior officer on a US submarine. In the mathematical sense, you have limited degrees of freedom.
      Funny story, a long time ago, when he and my daughter were dating, the sub was due for some port time in Sicily, so my daughter flew to Rome, planning to head down and meet up with him, when she got a message that the Navy had other plans.​ I guess it wasn’t a funny story from her perspective.

      Reply
    143. 143.

      schrodingers_cat

      March 4, 2026 at 6:21 pm

      US has sunk an Iranian frigate in the Indian Ocean. The frigate was there on the invitation of the Indian Navy for a joint exercise.

      How many countries are we trying to piss off simultaneously.

      Reply
    144. 144.

      schrodingers_cat

      March 4, 2026 at 6:22 pm

      @Baud: T2.0 wants to kill as many people as possible while isolating us globally.

      Reply
    145. 145.

      Martin

      March 4, 2026 at 6:23 pm

      @schrodingers_cat: America First means ‘all of them’.

      Reply
    146. 146.

      WTFGhost

      March 4, 2026 at 6:24 pm

      @MisterForkbeard: They would eventually be a threat America couldn’t counter, so, we had to attack them, because, c’mon, it’s *IRAN*, they’re not allowed to have military capabilities!

      I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m defending Iran’s actions or the regime, it’s merely that I do understand the concept of sovereignty, and, so sad, too bad, but any country with a bit of engineering can make drones and missiles and IEDs that will eventually be able to pose a threat.

      So, all in all, it’s a very Hitleresque invasion, removing threats before they surface, and, of course, stealing the oil.

       

      @Aziz, light!: One problem is, the JAG corps is being told a deliberately engineered OLC opinion has the force of law, and dictates that all of the orders are legal.

      So we’re asking sailors to interrupt a military operation, and go to jail, to boot,

       

      @lowtechcyclist: Yes, if my worst suspicions are ever confirmed, they might be part of conspiracy to (successfully) commit two murders, and accessory before and after the fact, as well as obstruction of justice.

      (That is, I suspect Noem and Trump wanted CBP/ICE to murder a couple people, claiming they were hit by cars (“make sure the car makes some contact with you!”), or that a gun owner was “brandishing” it. I can’t accuse them; I have no evidence. But if the shooters face charges, wow, I sure would sing like a canary to name my co-conspirators! So, when – not if – the shooters face charges, we’ll have a chance to find the truth.)

      @Doug R: The thing is, as soon as the courts have the right to review a pardon, you know that it will be abused, it’s all a matter of when, why, and by whom. It’s the final check on a potential abuse of power, e.g., Congress passes a Holocaust bill, the courts condemn people to death for being liberal, the President can still pardon liberals, and neither the courts, nor Congress, can do anything about it.

      Now, if a person can be proven to have conspired to pay a bribe to get a pardon, I could see the courts saying that crime would still be prosecutable, even against a blanket pardon. I don’t know the law, but, I can see the argument: misdeeds (e.g., a bribe) to obtain a pardon can’t attach, until the pardon is granted. Therefore, once the pardon is granted, once the clean slate is obtained, *bam*, now the crime of “crapping on the Constitution” attaches.

      Or, allow the state in which the bribe was committed (if multiple states can claim credit, let them argue it out, or split costs) to bring state charges of pardon abuse.

      I don’t know. But I’m betting that allowing pardons themselves to become invalid won’t be part of the right answer.

       

      @different-church-lady: 2124 history report: “No one can explain exactly how or why the mass insanity took over the USA in 2024, but somehow, every example of Trump’s evil perfidy was used to claim Democrats were picking on him unfairly! What was worse was the clear vacuity of Republican claims to care about foreign relations. Remember, when Donald Trump leaked like a sieve, Republicans insisted it was okay, because he had the authority to declassify information with his mind. Now, however, they were saying it was okay for this clearly feeble-brained, if not dementia-ridden, man to the White House, where he would make decisions affecting national security…”

      @Chief Oshkosh: Trump is planning to run any war crimes trials and courts martial himself. I’m interested in the question – if it’s an armed vessel, is it fair game or not?

      I don’t know how this stuff works. But I do know that, if you pretend to be peaceful/friendly to approach a vessel, and then sink it, it’s called “perfidy” and is death penalty eligible. Now, I know that covers pretending to be a peaceful fishing boat, and then firing 5″ guns at a vessel, but I don’t know how it affects submarine warfare, and whether any warship has an expectation of safety, once hostilities are commenced.

      Reply
    147. 147.

      Omnes Omnibus

      March 4, 2026 at 6:26 pm

      @Gin & Tonic:  Responsibility lies with those in a position to know.  An infantryman told to shoot children is in a position to know.  A cannon crew member in an artillery unit is not.

      Reply
    148. 148.

      Matt McIrvin

      March 4, 2026 at 6:26 pm

      @Martin: That would put her in the position of trying to delegitimize the Democratic nominee for a contested Senate position. The point of Republican voter suppression in the other party’s primary was likely to cast those kinds of clouds and shadows, regardless of who won.

      Reply
    149. 149.

      bbleh

      March 4, 2026 at 6:28 pm

      @WTFGhost: Farley at LGM has a post up about this fyi.

      Reply
    150. 150.

      Betty

      March 4, 2026 at 6:31 pm

      @TaMara: Yes, I love hearing Neguese question witnesses. So smart and well-prepared. The kind of star the Dems badly need.

      Reply
    151. 151.

      Eyeroller

      March 4, 2026 at 6:36 pm

      @prostratedragon: She is a sociopath and a terrible person, but in that portrait she looks human and even attractive.  And now she looks like a sex doll yet she’s 54.  Mar-A-Lago face is creepy.

      Reply
    152. 152.

      Eyeroller

      March 4, 2026 at 6:40 pm

      @prostratedragon: ​He can’t stop trade with Spain (or Ireland, he’s threatened them too) because they trade through the EU. He is just incapable of understanding this, apparently.

      Reply
    153. 153.

      bbleh

      March 4, 2026 at 6:48 pm

      @Eyeroller: there ARE tools, other than trade-related ones that would involve the EU, that could be used to hurt Spain, eg financial ones.

      But I gotta say, you really think you’re gonna get the people of Spain to persuade a popular PM to knuckle on a publicly stated position of principle?  You really think you’re gonna stare him down?  Good luck to you!

      Reply
    154. 154.

      Tony Jay

      March 4, 2026 at 6:53 pm

      Christ. Imagine being the kind of person who doesn’t actively seek out opportunities to tell anyone who will listen that you’re not making wet sucking noises with Corey Lewandowski.

      Weird.

      Reply
    155. 155.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 6:55 pm

      @Tony Jay:

      I’ve put that on my resume, just to avoid all doubt.

      Reply
    156. 156.

      Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

      March 4, 2026 at 6:59 pm

      @Eyeroller: Sure, but even then, she had crazy eyes.

      Reply
    157. 157.

      WTFGhost

      March 4, 2026 at 7:02 pm

      @schrodingers_cat: Um. Holy shit. Wouldn’t that be, like, an act of war on India? I mean, even if not, it’s like “WE SWEAR TO GOD, THE AMERICANS EFFED US UP THE EXPLETIVE DELETED WITH A (you really don’t want to know, you wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight) AND WITHOUT LUBE!” (as if lube would help!)

      How stupid can these guys be? This stinks of a Putin push, because it would do a lot to convince India to buy Russian oil.

       

      @Archon: If the pardons aren’t committed to paper, and he dies suddenly, it doesn’t matter that he intended to do so. of course, Vance would probably issue the pardons if that happens.

       

      @Geminid: Okay. I want to see every USA Naval Officer guilty of a capital crime to face appropriate execution, and if that’s death by hanging, I’m okay with that, it’s what they signed up for.

      I don’t care if it’s “large numbers” or “small numbers,” what matter is the “capital crime” bit.

      Reply
    158. 158.

      EmbraceYourInnerCrone

      March 4, 2026 at 7:05 pm

      U.S. contemplates pulling some THAAD and Patriot defense systems from South Korea for use in the war with Iran:

      U.S. may pull missle defense systems from South Korea

      Reply
    159. 159.

      SFAW

      March 4, 2026 at 7:06 pm

      @Betty Cracker: ​

      “I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find humping gambling is going on in here!”

      “Here are your ‘marital aids’ from Mr. Lewandowski, Capt. Renault Secretary Noem.”

      “Oh, thank you”​

      Reply
    160. 160.

      Tony Jay

      March 4, 2026 at 7:08 pm

      @Baud:

      Smart thinking.

      BTW, I’m not making wet sucking noises with Corey Lewandowski

      Never let an opportunity go to waste.

      Reply
    161. 161.

      Bill Arnold

      March 4, 2026 at 7:12 pm

      @Old School:

      focusing on pardons and commutations Mr. Biden granted in the final days of his presidency. They suggested that his mental acuity had deteriorated to such a degree that he could not make such decisions.

      J. Biden did a couple of unscripted interviews in spring of 2025, where he spoke using complete, coherent sentences and even coherent paragraphs, about complex subjects.

      Mr. Trump, on the other hand… If there were a drinking game where, during non-teleprompted speech by Trump, one had to down a shot every time he did not complete a sentence or the sentence was incoherent, it would be alcohol poisoning time within 10 or 20 minutes.

      Reply
    162. 162.

      Old School

      March 4, 2026 at 7:15 pm

      From Bluesky:

      [TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

      Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

      Reply
    163. 163.

      WTFGhost

      March 4, 2026 at 7:16 pm

      @Baud: So utterly ridiculous, which the NYT should know.

      Yeah, someone should mock the NYT with fake story pitches, because their real stories suck so badly :-)

      Reply
    164. 164.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 7:20 pm

      Sprawling investigation finds decades of sexual abuse among Catholic priests in Rhode Island

      The investigation found that 75 Catholic clergy molested more than 300 victims since 1950, but officials said the number of victimized children and abusive priests is likely to be much higher.

      Reply
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      cmorenc

      March 4, 2026 at 7:20 pm

      @prostratedragon: Cory may not have any official status at HS beyond “Advisor”, but with everyone at HS knowing his um, intimate connection to Noem, anyone wanting to stay employed there knows they better not cross or object to him.  Such as regards his fulfilled wish to have an official badge and firearm.

      Reply
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      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2026 at 7:25 pm

      @cmorenc:  Probably the reason for the Congresswoman’s question. In that case, the questiin is not impertinent.

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    167. 167.

      TS

      March 4, 2026 at 7:29 pm

      @WTFGhost:

      I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m defending Iran’s actions or the regime, it’s merely that I do understand the concept of sovereignty,

      I agree with your understanding – I have no idea why too many politicians (outside of the US) are saying they had no idea that Iran would fight back in this fashion – What is any country supposed to do when they are attacked as were Iran? My brain cannot comprehend the idea that they should just sit down & surrender when their Leader is assassinated & their children bombed.

      In this – it is pleasing to see Spain

      Pedro Sánchez has delivered a strong rebuttal to US President Donald Trump’s threat to end trade with Spain by restating his opposition to war and what he called the “breakdown of international law”.

      In a 10-minute televised address, the Spanish prime minister reflected on the wars in Ukraine and Gaza, as well as the Iraq War more than 20 years ago, and said the Spanish government’s position could be summed up as “no to war”.

      bbc.com/news/articles/c93wwq1n542o

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    168. 168.

      Paul in KY

      March 4, 2026 at 7:30 pm

      @suzanne: The feckiest!

      Reply
    169. 169.

      Suzanne

      March 4, 2026 at 7:32 pm

      @Paul in KY: A feckapalooza!

      Reply
    170. 170.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 7:34 pm

      @Paul in KY:

      @Suzanne:

      A feckton of feck.

      Reply
    171. 171.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 7:35 pm

      PSA

      Physics Girl is back with a video on neutrinos

      For those who don’t know, she has been struggling with a very serious case of long Covid for years and as the title says it’s her first video in 3 years. Let’s show her some love

      Reply
    172. 172.

      Eyeroller

      March 4, 2026 at 7:37 pm

      @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: ​They don’t look that crazy to me. Look at a picture of Michelle Bachmann for “crazy eyes” as a comparison.

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    173. 173.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2026 at 7:45 pm

      @bbleh:

      But I gotta say, you really think you’re gonna get the people of Spain to persuade a popular PM to knuckle on a publicly stated position of principle?

      I really can’t say. After all, I’ve never been to Spain.

      But I kinda like the music.

      Reply
    174. 174.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 7:48 pm

      @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: what could possibly go wrong?

      Reply
    175. 175.

      Another Scott

      March 4, 2026 at 7:50 pm

      @Baud: I’m reminded of the adventures of some “genius” in Indiana trying to have the legislature accept his “proof” that pi = 3.2. (The bill failed.)

      47 wants to bend people to his will. “You just tell them and they believe, they just do.” Truth doesn’t matter, norms don’t matter, the law doesn’t matter. What matters is rewarding people who praise him and punishing people who don’t.

      As we know.

      He won at the SCOTUS on tariffs. Spain said Sir Yes Sir. He’s the most popular he’s ever been. The economy is the best it’s ever been. Biden was a vegetable. Democrats are insane. He’s been totally exonerated.

      Easy peasy.

      Grr…

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

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    176. 176.

      billcoop4

      March 4, 2026 at 8:02 pm

      @Martin: you assume people read their mail. This is a naive stance. Contacts for this need to be made multiple ways via multiple channels. Basic marketing.

      BC in the ‘Dacks

      Reply
    177. 177.

      Kayla Rudbek

      March 4, 2026 at 8:02 pm

       

      @HopefullyNotCassandra: fine the AI companies for everything they’ve got.  If the only language these techbros understand is money, then we have to hit them in the pocketbook and the payroll.

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    178. 178.

      Castor Canadensis

      March 4, 2026 at 8:03 pm

      @Msb: Scots have ilks: “Lamont of that ilk” would be the head of the clan and it’s allies.

      Reply
    179. 179.

      Melancholy Jaques

      March 4, 2026 at 8:06 pm

      Nida Allam will not demand a recount! Thank you Nida Allam, team player!

      Reply
    180. 180.

      Baud

      March 4, 2026 at 8:08 pm

      @Melancholy Jaques:

      Good for her. The gap I saw seemed too big to overcome in a recount

      ETA: Not crazy about her concession speech.

      Reply
    181. 181.

      Kayla Rudbek

      March 4, 2026 at 8:10 pm

      @WTFGhost: apparently when the 19th century Navy used “flogging around the fleet” as a punishment, the flogged men often didn’t survive it

      Reply
    182. 182.

      EmbraceYourInnerCrone

      March 4, 2026 at 8:12 pm

      @HopefullyNotCassandra: yeah…as retired military I try not to watch too much news at once because then I go sit on the balcony and eat junk food and swear. And I’m running out of junk food. I would drink but I don’t like my heart rate doing the Macarena. So…

      I’ve seen this movie before, and it gets progressively more stupid each time.

      Reply
    183. 183.

      WTFGhost

      March 4, 2026 at 8:21 pm

      @bbleh: I think I saw it –  was the point “if you fight honorably in an unlawful war, you haven’t committed a crime; plenty of Nazis committed war crimes, but plenty others didn’t”?

      And it does sound both like the captain should have been aware of the threat, and, if competent, should have been aware the US would do something sneaky like this.

      I don’t know what I read, but I liked the idea of “Trump is guilty of every death on that Iranian vessel, because his illegal order started this war, but, the men on the sub were just sailors doing their job.”

      Starting the unjust war is the ultimate crime, and encompasses all the crimes within it. You know, I bet you could do a biblical exegesis paper on why that’s the Christian view, why St. Pete would be quizzing Trump about every single person who died as a result of his war. (No, not really, he wouldn’t waste the time on Trump. But Trump would probably receive the first curse of Hell described in Dante’s “Inferno,” the rah-rah-rah, we made it, we’re going to The Good Place!!! and you’d carry that great joy, that sense of relief, that arrogant sense that you knew you were right, all along, with you as you were tormented for all eternity.

      (One reason I find troubles with Christianity is, I know that if you engage in pain play (remember, BDSMer),  two minutes – 120 seconds – is an eternity. So how can 24 hours of straight torment be appropriate for anything, much less 24 days, etc.? And how does it balance the scales of justice? It doesn’t give back, it just burns away! )

      @Tony Jay: What’s worse is living the life where one must deflect under oath!

      Reply
    184. 184.

      PatD

      March 4, 2026 at 8:21 pm

      @Betty: I had hopes that Neguse would challenge Hickenlooper and not wait for his turn. But he’s great where he is.

      Reply
    185. 185.

      Martin

      March 4, 2026 at 9:15 pm

      @Matt McIrvin: That’s fine and all, but it leaves Democrats with these problems happening all over again in November, because they were too afraid to fight it in court when they had the chance. I don’t think it would have been too hard for Democrats to cast it as they were suing to enfranchise voters, not reverse the election. Crockett can stick by her concession.

      Reply
    186. 186.

      Emily B.

      March 4, 2026 at 9:16 pm

      Noem has White House ambitions. I fear that “one day, he is not going to be president anymore” will just encourage her.

      Reply
    187. 187.

      Martin

      March 4, 2026 at 9:17 pm

      @billcoop4: Has anyone ever seen a CA sample ballot? It’s a magazine and it includes your mail-in ballot if you wish to use it. If you are ignoring that, you’re not voting in the first place.

      Reply
    188. 188.

      Matt McIrvin

      March 4, 2026 at 9:26 pm

      @Baud: Includes an image of the Sun taken *through the Earth*, which is as transparent as glass to these particles. I think I’d seen it before but it’s a nice thing to have explained.

      Reply
    189. 189.

      HopefullyNotCassandra

      March 4, 2026 at 10:04 pm

      absolutely!

      But not if it was Claude.  Not for the horror of dead little girls, anyway.

      Our secretary of blowing up the Geneva Conventions, because he has arrested development?, booted Anthropic (Claude is Anthropic’s LLM) because Anthropic said don’t use Claude without human oversight militarily or to spy on us.

      Reply
    190. 190.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 11:43 am

      @Betty Cracker: I wonder how pursed his lips were.

      Reply
    191. 191.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 11:45 am

      @AMagicianNamedGob: I would think her husband would have been looking for a shocked ‘No!’.

      Somehow, though, I bet he wasn’t surprised.

      Reply
    192. 192.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 12:09 pm

      @Bill Arnold: Good ole MSGT Woods!

      Reply
    193. 193.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 12:11 pm

      @Baud: Probably getting paid for fucking too!

      Reply
    194. 194.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 12:11 pm

      @prostratedragon: I think it maybe was not done accidently by MSGT Woods…

      Reply
    195. 195.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 12:30 pm

      @Tony Jay: Imagine being that person’s husband.

      Reply
    196. 196.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 12:31 pm

      @Tony Jay: Just for the record, neither am I.

      Reply
    197. 197.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 12:37 pm

      @WTFGhost: It actually would not surprise me if our sub surfaced and machine gunned the survivors. Probably on direct order from Kegsbreath.

      Reply
    198. 198.

      frosty

      March 5, 2026 at 12:41 pm

      @Paul in KY: ​ I read MSGT Woods’ Wikipedia page after this. Sadist. He got into executions by saying he was an expert having never done one,  then hanged over 100 people during his ifetime, including 44 US soldiers in WWII. “Bungling” the hangings seemed to be a specialty of his.

      Reply
    199. 199.

      Paul in KY

      March 5, 2026 at 2:58 pm

      @frosty: Seems like not a hard job to do, if you have the accurate weight of the to-be-hanged. Had the tables and all that. If he did that to any US servicemen he hanged, then he should have been hanged himself, IMO.

      Still OK with ‘botching’ the Nazi ones, though.

      Reply

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