• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

No one could have predicted…

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Sports / Hopkins to the Finals

Hopkins to the Finals

by John Cole|  May 24, 20084:26 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Sports

FacebookTweetEmail

Where they belong. Hopkins/Syracuse will actually be a fun game. Also, I see the lacrosse mullet is still alive and well in Div. 1 lax.

Now the Pens need to show up tonight.

*** Update ***

Via Ta-Nehisi Coates, this:

I jump like a turtle.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « Turkeys Away
Next Post: Pens Open Thread »

Reader Interactions

13Comments

  1. 1.

    JGabriel

    May 24, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Speaking of contests, has anyone been to FiveThirtyEight.com today?

    If you add up the electoral college votes on the current map for Obama v. McCain, you end up with a tie: 269 – 269.

    For those who want to verify that map, as I did, you can play around with an interactive map at 270ToWin.com and check poll numbers at Pollster.com.

    You’ll end up with the same map, though.

    Kind of frightening that it’s still that close.

  2. 2.

    phobos

    May 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Now the Pens need to show up tonight.

    I’m a Flyers fan that was pleasantly surprised by the Cinderella season, but never once thought we had a prayer against Detroit.

    I don’t think the Pens do either, but good luck to y’all.

  3. 3.

    dr. bloor

    May 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Kind of frightening that it’s still that close.

    Life is never going to be as easy for McSame than it has been the past two months, and he’s made zero progress in terms of taking advantage of it. He hasn’t gained any momentum, spends most of his face time undoing fuck-ups related to endorsements, questions about his health and his wife’s tax returns, and he can’t raise money to save his freaking life.

    Short of Obama being caught together in bed with a live boy and a dead girl, McSame’s current numbers are his ceiling, and they’re going to plummet once Obama’s had the chance to focus his sights on him like he did re: dealing with Iran last week.

  4. 4.

    misterarthur

    May 24, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Hopkins is back where it belongs…but the Penguins? Please, that must be the ill-informed banter you advertise at the top. (Love the blog, but despite the naysayers, I do live in Hockeytown.

  5. 5.

    Carol

    May 24, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Whew. Obama is always so fine. Here’s his response to Hillary’s “assassination” poison (in an interview today for a Puerto Rican radio station):

    “I have learned that when you are campaigning for as many months as Senator Clinton and I have been campaigning, sometimes you get careless in terms of the statements that you make and I think that is what happened here. Senator Clinton says that she did not intend any offense by it and I will take her at her word on that.”

    After all the times she leaped all over and amplified even a slight slip on his part (see “bitter”), he could certainly have gotten some payback going. But he didn’t. It feels great to know that I’m voting for a guy who is truly does call out the best in us.

  6. 6.

    SamFromUtah

    May 24, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Kind of frightening that it’s still that close.

    Yes, though it struck me more as puzzling. Then I remember that as a political blog junkie I’ve been watching the election much more closely than the general public has, and thinking about these things more, and it’s going to take awhile for the public to get interested. Right now I’d guess they’re mostly just coasting.

    I think Dr. Bloor is right that McSame has nowhere to go but down.

  7. 7.

    Krista

    May 24, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    “I have learned that when you are campaigning for as many months as Senator Clinton and I have been campaigning, sometimes you get careless in terms of the statements that you make and I think that is what happened here. Senator Clinton says that she did not intend any offense by it and I will take her at her word on that.”

    Contrast that reaction with Clinton’s reaction to Obama’s “bitter” gaffe.

    ‘Nuff said.

  8. 8.

    Liberal Masochist

    May 24, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Bummer for the Wahoo nation, we lost in double OT to Syracuse. Can’t believe Duke lost given that the extra year of eligibility stacked this year’s team…

  9. 9.

    RSA

    May 24, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Go Black and Blue Jays! (Hopkins alum here.)

  10. 10.

    dopealope

    May 24, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Weird. I was sitting at my local haunt eating a cheeseburger and drinking one too many Stellas, and what was on the TV but JHU playing Duke. Fuckin’ Lacrosse !!! On a TV on the West Coast !!!
    And my alma mater was kicking ass … Of course, they’re still dicks … 25 years later … But they won …

  11. 11.

    Jay

    May 25, 2008 at 12:01 am

    Eff Duke lax. Bunch of bitches.

  12. 12.

    montysano

    May 25, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Was that video for real? Did Kobe Bryant really risk breaking some bones to jump over a pool full of snakes? Jeez, what an insane world we live in.

    I jump like a turtle.

    I’m 6’4″, and struggled to dunk a basketball when I played 30+ years ago. These players nowadays are playing at least 12″ higher; it’s truly amazing. Back in the day, a 6’10” player was a clumsy dude who stumbled up and down the court. Now, you have the likes of Kevin Garnett, whose mobility is astounding.

  13. 13.

    montysano

    May 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Monty said:

    Was that video for real? Did Kobe Bryant really risk breaking some bones to jump over a pool full of snakes? Jeez, what an insane world we live in.

    OK, I’m a dumbass, or maybe I just need to get out more. Apparently KB has done several of these “jumping over” videos, and they’re fake. Damn….. it sure looks real.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - Paul in Jacksonville - Sunrise, Sunset Redux 6
Photo by Paul in Jacksonville (3/9/26)

Election Resources

Voter Registration Info – Find a State
Check Voter Registration by Address
Election Calendar by State

Recent Comments

  • JML on Tuesday Morning Open Thread (Mar 10, 2026 @ 9:42am)
  • CCL on On The Road – Elma – International Garden Tour Part 1 (Mar 10, 2026 @ 9:40am)
  • schrodingers_cat on Tuesday Morning Open Thread (Mar 10, 2026 @ 9:37am)
  • Another Scott on Late Night Open Thread: Ave Atque Vale, Troops (Mar 10, 2026 @ 9:36am)
  • Old Man Shadow on Tuesday Morning Open Thread (Mar 10, 2026 @ 9:32am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Outsmarting Apple iOS 26

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Order Calendar A
Order Calendar B

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!