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Big Round of Applause

by John Cole|  October 19, 20128:29 pm| 77 Comments

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Let’s have a golfer’s hand clap for our very own Angry Black Lady, who just joined the team as a consultant at RH Reality Check to advance her #TeamUterati concept and database. Basically, she is going to be working with RH Reality Check to develop a legal and policy resource center which will include an online database of laws and policies on sexual and reproductive health and justice. Essentially, the database at TeamUterati.com/wiki will operate under RHRC’s banner.

Congrats, Imani!

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  1. 1.

    Jamey

    October 19, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Top drawer!!

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    What is the sound of one hand fapping?

  3. 3.

    JPL

    October 19, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Congrats…

  4. 4.

    Felanius Kootea

    October 19, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Congratulations ABL/Imani.

  5. 5.

    amk

    October 19, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    @Corner Stone: An asshole gonna be an asshole.

    Congrats ABL.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    October 19, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Yay, Imani.

  7. 7.

    Quincy

    October 19, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    Congrats!

  8. 8.

    Yutsano

    October 19, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    @Jamey: Roz saw what you did there.

    And frabjous day indeedy!

  9. 9.

    The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of compassion

    October 19, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Congrats, ABL!

  10. 10.

    T. Bombadil

    October 19, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Congrats.

    Win/win

  11. 11.

    geg6

    October 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Awesome news! Congrats Imani!

  12. 12.

    Jay C

    October 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Mazel Tov, ABL! Yay!!

  13. 13.

    John D

    October 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Congratulations, ABL!

  14. 14.

    Yutsano

    October 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    So does this gig get full bennies too? Tumer Willis has definitely outstayed her welcome.

  15. 15.

    Violet

    October 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Congrats, ABL! We knew you when…

  16. 16.

    MikeBoyScout

    October 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    3 cheers for the sweet hard working Imani!

    We love your hardboiled angry schtick.

  17. 17.

    Tod Kelly

    October 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Hey! Congrats!

  18. 18.

    Soonergrunt

    October 19, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Congratulations, ABL! That is truly awesome news.

  19. 19.

    geg6

    October 19, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    OT, but I had recorded Iron Chef America and am watching it right now. Is there anything that sounds better in life than bacon lardons (sp?)?

  20. 20.

    zombie rotten mcdonald

    October 19, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    nicely done.

  21. 21.

    chopper

    October 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    cheers! to the angriest, blackest lady I know.

  22. 22.

    Hypatia's Momma

    October 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Awesome sauce!

  23. 23.

    red dog

    October 19, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    Will ABL still be permitted to grace us with her bits of snark?

  24. 24.

    General Stuck

    October 19, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Way cool. Can’t think of a better lady parts advocate. And on the subject of lady bits, scroll down to video. Funny and hot.

  25. 25.

    ding dong

    October 19, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    Kool! Kongratulations!

  26. 26.

    quannlace

    October 19, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    sounds better in life than bacon lardons (sp?)?

    With a light maple syrup glaze ?

  27. 27.

    quannlace

    October 19, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Is Cole out of town? Seems pretty light on the posts lately

  28. 28.

    The Dangerman

    October 19, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Salute!

    (I was raised on Hee Haw – I got over it – anyway, that seems appropriate for Hoo Haw related matters).

  29. 29.

    Yutsano

    October 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    @geg6: You had me at bacon. Lardons is just fancy French snootiness for cut into pieces.

  30. 30.

    Redshift

    October 19, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Cool! Congrats!

  31. 31.

    S. Holland

    October 19, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Yeah! Congrats!!!

  32. 32.

    scav

    October 19, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Give us an angry! Give us a black! Give us a huzzah! For angry ladies and those awarded lady parts by merit of action!

  33. 33.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    October 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Congrats.

    Give ’em hell.

  34. 34.

    Wiesman

    October 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    So awesome. Congratulations Imani.

  35. 35.

    taylormattd

    October 19, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Awesome! Congrats Imani!!!

  36. 36.

    The Dangerman

    October 19, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    @Yutsano:

    …cut into pieces.

    Which reminds me – thanks for the Sushi recommendation. Between old favorites (there’s a hole in the wall place in Des Moines I hope is still there) and new places to check out, my calendar is filling up.

  37. 37.

    raven

    October 19, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Go’on wit yo bad sef.

  38. 38.

    Anne Laurie

    October 19, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Congratulations, ABL!

  39. 39.

    General Stuck

    October 19, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    @quannlace:

    Is Cole out of town? Seems pretty light on the posts lately

    Another Friday before a big election coming up soon. When Cole breaks out a bucket of Hola Fruita and does all day Oprah reruns to drain the emo swamp.

  40. 40.

    Yutsano

    October 19, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    @The Dangerman: Oh good you saw that. :) Their potstickers (really gyoza but who’s counting?) are pretty decent as well.

    We shall haz formal meet-up as soon as you give us some more firm dates. Please to be squeezing us in. We don’t bite much…

  41. 41.

    Howard Beale IV

    October 19, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    +1.

  42. 42.

    jayjaybear

    October 19, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    @Yutsano: I know an awful lot of people with a major lardon for bacon…

    And GRATZ (as we say in the MMOTWA (massively multiplayer online time wasting addictions)) to ABL!

  43. 43.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    @geg6: I must be one of those rare people who are not too fond of bacon, too greasy for me.

  44. 44.

    jeffreyw

    October 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    @geg6: Candied pepper bacon with cayenne?

  45. 45.

    JGabriel

    October 19, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Congratulations on the new gig, Imani!

  46. 46.

    Yutsano

    October 19, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I can understand this if you have never had really good bacon. And bacon unfortunately can be made terribly. However pancetta is fucking divine and so useful, and is actually less greasy than the pork belly strips most American bacon consists of. If not just get ham, it can be made to crisp up almost the same way plus it’s much much leaner. And there are lots of great hams in the world. Prosciutto!!

    (geez, I’m not even close to Italian!)

  47. 47.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    October 19, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Way to go ABL, unleash hell on the pro lifers!

  48. 48.

    StarStorm

    October 19, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Do you really believe you need two hands to masturbate?

  49. 49.

    The Dangerman

    October 19, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Please to be squeezing us in.

    We shall see; my plans have changed rather significantly over the past weeks. Plans 1.0 had me there almost a full month; 2.0 is having me there on two separate short visits about a month apart.

    Also, I’ll confess up front, I’m like Cole confessed to being in the past; a curmudgeon better suited for online interaction…

    …but we shall see!

  50. 50.

    Kristine

    October 19, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Congratulations, Imani!

  51. 51.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    @StarStorm: No but I figure the other hand’s going to be busy doing data entry.

  52. 52.

    Narcissus

    October 19, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    “Two Fisted Fap” is the name of my hipstercore jazz-fusion ensemble

  53. 53.

    xaneroxane

    October 19, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    Well, how neat! Congrats!

  54. 54.

    metalgirl

    October 19, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    So AWESOME!! Congrats!

  55. 55.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 19, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    @Yutsano: Do like ham and have had only the supermarket bacon.

  56. 56.

    ABL

    October 19, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Thanks y’all!

  57. 57.

    geg6

    October 19, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Oh, I know what they are. I just don’t remember enough French to remember how to spell it.

    Yum. Bacon.

    Wow. I just had a revelation. Bacon was the name used by a troll at the OT forum at a reality tv blog I used to hand out at. Wonder if PO is Bacon? The revelation is how much they sound like each other. Nah, can’t be. What are the odds in the world wide web?

  58. 58.

    Alison

    October 19, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    So awesome, and sadly, SO NECESSARY. Give ’em hell, lady :)

  59. 59.

    geg6

    October 19, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Yutsy is right. If you’ve ever had really good bacon, you’d know it isn’t really greasy. We get it from a local farmer and there is no better food on this earth. Mmmmmmm, bacon!

  60. 60.

    TaMara (BHF)

    October 19, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    @ABL: Congrats! I can’t think of a better person to watch over my lady bits…ummm, wait,that didn’t come out right….well, y’all know what I mean. Congratulations and give’m hell, Imani!

  61. 61.

    geg6

    October 19, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    @quannlace:

    Agreed. I’ve been having unfulfilled hankerings for
    Lily pics. Cole, damn him, doesn’t care. He’s probably been preparing couches for burning all week.

  62. 62.

    jnfr

    October 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Excellent news.

  63. 63.

    Stan

    October 19, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    W00t!

  64. 64.

    Waynski

    October 19, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    Good on ya, Imani. Go fucking get’em!

  65. 65.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Wanted: Binders full of Tunch.

    Alternatively, Release the Tunchen.

  66. 66.

    Dee Loralei

    October 19, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    That’s amazing news Imani! Congrats and Mozel Tov!

  67. 67.

    Fluke bucket

    October 19, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    @StarStorm: no way. How would you be able to hang on to the shower curtain?

  68. 68.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    ABL, I raise a large scotch to you. Congrats.

  69. 69.

    Fluke bucket

    October 19, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    Oh yeah, congratulations on the new opportunity ABL.

    And a golf clap and a one hand fap sound very similar

  70. 70.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    @Fluke bucket: One defers to your expertise.

  71. 71.

    The Dangerman

    October 19, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Hey Yutsano,

    If’n you read down this far in the thread, my arrival in the NW is fixed; 11/9. 11/11 is definitely out and 11/10 isn’t much better…

    …and, for that first portion of the travels, I won’t be all that close to Seattle. That is Event #1.

    Event #2 is basically Seattle, but the backend of my trip is kinda fluid right now (which roughly explains how 1.0 became 2.0; being in Seattle almost month is one thing, but being there for almost a month with the back end not firmly set is entirely another).

    If Obama wins, I’ll surely be in a much, MUCH better frame of mind for the first trip. If Obama loses, it might take a month to recover and be presentable ;-)

  72. 72.

    Yutsano

    October 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    @The Dangerman: Well that’s Veteran’s Day weekend, and I may be either in an orgiastic mood or a drunken stupor. But since it’ll be a short week for me I imagine I’ll be doing something about. I’m not leaving the city until the day before Thanksgiving, so no matter what I should be down for whatever. We’ll keep talking.

  73. 73.

    Ash Can

    October 19, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Outstanding!

  74. 74.

    Kerry Reid

    October 19, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    Well played!

  75. 75.

    Another Halocene Human

    October 20, 2012 at 5:13 am

    Rock on, sister! Lets do this thing!

  76. 76.

    Lojasmo

    October 20, 2012 at 6:13 am

    @geg6:
    Dunno, but I just pict up a half a butchered hog, and because I asked for the fat, I now have ten or so pounds of pork fat in my freezer (along with four hams, fifty pork chops, spare ribs, and twenty pounds of bacon, etc)

    CONGRATULATIONS, IMANI!

  77. 77.

    SBJules

    October 20, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Way to go, Imani!!

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