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Fake Owl, Real Moon (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  November 29, 20178:44 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sweet Fancy Moses!

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Good God. I still just can’t. Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    RobertDSC-iPhone 6

    November 29, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    It brightens my heart to know we landed astronauts on that moon. I wish we could do it again.

  2. 2.

    different-church-lady

    November 29, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    @RobertDSC-iPhone 6:

    It brightens my heart to know we landed astronauts on that moon.

    Pfft. Like that happened.

  3. 3.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 29, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    On all things considered today, they were doing the news about Matt Lauer, and in their (short!) list of things he was known for, they included A CLIP OF HIM ASKING HILLARY ABOUT HER EMAILS arrggghhhhh. It was seriously probably a third of the whole time allotted for “what he’s known for”.

  4. 4.

    B.B.A.

    November 29, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    Re the moon: Every line from this sketch is quotable.
    “There was a moon like that in the summer of my sixteenth year. Some say I was 16 then, but *sigh* I don’t know.”

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    November 29, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: To be fair, that was another example of Lauer harassing a woman.

  6. 6.

    debbie

    November 29, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    @RobertDSC-iPhone 6:

    This brightens my heart.

  7. 7.

    Emma

    November 29, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    That photo belongs in a surrealist show. Fantastic. BTW, was it you who was talking about the Nikon p900? Because if so I’ve been meaning to thank you. I got one a couple of months ago for my birthday and it is fantastic.

  8. 8.

    dmsilev

    November 29, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    I think my alma mater must have hired some political communications company to do their alumni “development” (i.e. fundraising) campaigns. Yesterday, I got 9 separate emails from them, all talking about “tonight is the DEADLINE” and “your gift will be matched” and, of course, “Mitch McConnell will be FURIOUS”. OK, not the last one, but the other two.

    Delete. Delete. Delete.

  9. 9.

    different-church-lady

    November 29, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    @dmsilev: It’s really kind of amazing to think that the accidental legacy of her presidential loss might end up being the destruction of patriarchy-based harassment.

    If that’s being an instrument of fate, she can hold her head up very high.

  10. 10.

    Mike J

    November 29, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    @RobertDSC-iPhone 6: I had some kerbals drive past it today, didn’t have enough Δv in the tank to orbit and still get home.

  11. 11.

    geg6

    November 29, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Great photo, Betty.

    Amidst all the crazy today, I spent today undergoing an audit by the VA for my records as a VA certifying official (for education benefits). Very stressful. But, happily, my anal retentive nature stood me in good stead and I passed with flying colors with exactly zero discrepancies over the last three years. Which makes me happy and my bosses happy that I can continue to bring in over a half million in funding for our veterans. Drinking a very nice Chilean Sauvignon blanc and feeling the most relaxed I’ve felt all week.

  12. 12.

    geg6

    November 29, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    This is exactly how I, personally, am choosing to view this particular moment.

  13. 13.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    November 29, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    @geg6: Good for you. Drink up.

    I just couldn’t spend time on the news today. It was driving me to despair.

  14. 14.

    dmsilev

    November 29, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    @Mike J: You could have them get out of their capsule and push using their EVA thrusters. There’s a surprisingly large amount of dV available that way.

  15. 15.

    Aleta

    November 29, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Sun’s gone down on another bad day.

  16. 16.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    November 29, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @B.B.A.:

    Thanks for the laugh tonight. BJ seemed like it was on friggin’ suicide watch on the previous post.

  17. 17.

    Amir Khalid

    November 29, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @B.B.A.:
    A person’s sixteenth year begins on their fifteenth birthday, and ends the day before their sixteenth. So no, he wouldn’t have been sixteen then.

  18. 18.

    frosty

    November 29, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @West of the Rockies (been a while): It’s been on suicide watch on every 2nd or 3rd post lately. I may have to stop obsessively reading every comment on every post. I’d gain back 2 or 3 hours a day that way.

    But I’d miss all of the snarky wisdom, dear Juicers!

  19. 19.

    debbie

    November 29, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    @geg6:

    Nice! They deserve it all.

  20. 20.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 29, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    @frosty: I stopped. It’s been nice.

    @Mike J: can’t even make it to the mun? Tsk.

  21. 21.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    November 29, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    @dmsilev: Huh. I wouldn’t have guessed you went to Bryn Mawr, too.

  22. 22.

    dmsilev

    November 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: Ha1 No, Johns Hopkins is the offending institution.

  23. 23.

    geg6

    November 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @debbie:

    They do. I love my vets. Wish all my students were as conscientious and hard working.

  24. 24.

    Citizen_X

    November 29, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    @RobertDSC-iPhone 6:

    I wish we could do it again.

    We will, certainly, and perhaps soon.

    We humans, that is. We Americans? I don’t think so.

  25. 25.

    Betty Cracker

    November 29, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    @Emma: Yep, that’s my camera too! (Though the above photo was taken with my iPhone.) I love the Nikon; glad you’re enjoying yours!

  26. 26.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 29, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    @Citizen_X:

    We Americans? I don’t think so.

    In our defense, there’s kinda no reason to.

  27. 27.

    Mike J

    November 29, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Career mode, didn’t have enough upgrades yet. Picked up 350 science on that trip though.

  28. 28.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 29, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    @Mike J: gotcha. Well done then!

  29. 29.

    Luthe

    November 29, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: *screeches to a halt*

    There’s another Mawrtyr in this den of jackals? Anassa kata!

  30. 30.

    JPL

    November 29, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    @RobertDSC-iPhone 6: They are filming First Man near me, and I agree that it’s time to revisit those times.

  31. 31.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    November 29, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    @Luthe: Hey! Anassa kata back atcha! I graduated so long ago that our athletics teams were still semi-officially the Mawrtyrs – I think they’re the Owls now (apropos of this post).

  32. 32.

    Alex

    November 29, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    We have that same fake owl! It scared away the robins that kept nesting on our porch (unsafe due to dogs), but the sparrows were unimpressed.

  33. 33.

    Luthe

    November 29, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: They are the Raging Owls. The logo is really nice.

    I am class of 2006. Dark blue is the best!

  34. 34.

    Mnemosyne

    November 29, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    I have been forced to come to the conclusion that 2017 is trying to kill me. First I almost choked backed in March and had to be Heimliched, and now it turns out I seem to have injured THREE (3) different parts of my knee. I definitely tore my ACL, plus I damaged my meniscus and MCL (the ligaments on the side of the knee). And I did it trying not to fall headfirst down cement stairs in our parking garage.

    Therefore, 2017 is trying to kill me. Good thing I always wear by seatbelt.

  35. 35.

    Felonius Monk

    November 29, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    @debbie:

    This brightens my heart.

    That is cool. Any mother, who would allow the current occupant of the White House to hold her baby, could legitimately be charged with child abuse and/or endangering the welfare of a child.

  36. 36.

    fuckwit

    November 30, 2017 at 1:27 am

    @Major Major Major Major: Pretty sure that’s now a ratio of 100% of “men who are rapists and sexual abusers” divided over “men who shat all over Hillary for no obvious reason”. Guess the reason is obvious now.

  37. 37.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    November 30, 2017 at 1:38 am

    @Luthe: ’82! Dark blue!

  38. 38.

    J R in WV

    December 3, 2017 at 11:15 am

    This is a test.

    “I wish I knew how to use that sarcasm font.”

    Initial left pointy bracket (usually a caps comma) “” to start the sarcasm font.

    To end the sarcasm font, add a forward slash ‘/’ usually a lowercase question mark between the initial left pointy bracket and the word “code”. I wish I knew how to use that sarcasm font.

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