Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

I really should read my own blog.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

It’s possible to be a liberal firebrand without crapping on the party.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Giving up is unforgivable.

Republicans do not trust women.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

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    Mason

    If I had the damn time, I’d advertise for programming contracts. Maybe once my newborn is a few months older. ;)

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