Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

This fight is for everything.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

We still have time to mess this up!

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

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Reason #3 To Watch the Olympics

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And this time it is character, and not eye candy.

Russian gymnast Alexei Nemov- A total CLASS ACT:

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Russian gymnast Alexei Nemov tries to calm spectators booing during the men’s horizontal bar final at the Athens 2004 Olympic Games gymnastics competition, August 23, 2004. Russian gymnast Alexei Nemov’s score was booed by spectators for 10 minutes bringing the competition to a standstill until the gymnast appealed for the crowd to calm down. Nemov finished 5th.

Nemov should win a gold for Sportsmanship.

But just in case you needed some eye candy, there is always this reason to watch the Olympics:

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Previous reasons to watch the Olympics:

Reason #1
Reason #2

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  1. 1.

    Beck

    Oh my god.

    Having watched the mens gymnastics final, I was going to make some noises agreeing with you. Then I scrolled down.

    Oh my god.

    That is the single nicest ass I have ever seen. It is the perfect ass. Pefect.

  2. 2.

    physics geek

    I commented to my wife last night about the huge contrast between Nemov’s behavior and that of Korkhina. I might have made a none too veiled reference to the current Whiny Scream Team masquerading as the US men’s basketball team.

  4. 4.

    Annalucia

    Mr. Nemov is certainly easy to look at. In fact he looks like a blond version of my oldest son ;)

    The Brazilian ladies are certainly handsome too, but those thongs look awfully uncomfortable.

  5. 5.

    followedthelinkfrominstapundit-guy

    I disagree. The Russian gymnast is definitely EYE candy. Not all your readers are straight you know :-)

  7. 7.

    Olympic Dreams

    “Holy Almond-Eyed Daughter of Shiva!”

    She’s not from India and she’s wearing sunglasses, but still …

    (I’d attribute the quote if I remembered who said it.)

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