This may be one of the greatest opening lines in blog history:
You got your French Fries, which are soaked in grease, and your French Toast, which is soaked in eggs, and your French Cooperation, which is soaked in sanctimony.
Comments are closed.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.
Let there be snark.
I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.
Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.
Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.
People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.
She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.
If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.
This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.
You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.
Books are my comfort food!
Not all heroes wear capes.
That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.
Second rate reporter says what?
Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.
Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.
Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.
The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.
T R E 4 5 O N
Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.
Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.
I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.
So very ready.
Democracy is not a spectator sport.
