Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

Books are my comfort food!

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

To the privileged, equality seems like oppression.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

“Alexa, change the president.”

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

When I was faster i was always behind.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

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Shit head John Cole says in resonse to Bush wanting to bomb Al Jazeera “Who didn’t?”

See Bush knew he would get a high five from his “Nuke the towel heads” base.

I guess I’ll have to put the assholes link here for mentioning him.

John Fuckhead Cole’s Balloon Juice

Unfortunately he has no comment section. Fucking sissy.

Because, you know, I was serious. And I have no comment section, apparently.

MMmmMMmm. More box whine, please.

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  6. 6.

    Steve S

    Oh look, more hyperbole. Why do you care John?

    Maybe Jeff can call her professor and demand she be reprimanded or something.

  7. 7.

    John Cole

    What Steve? I can’t hear you. Maybe if I had a comments section we could have an exchange of ideas, but I am too big of a pussy to do something like that.

  11. 11.

    james richardson

    These aren’t the comments you’re looking for.

    Is the Comments Section Safe?

    I am your Comments Section!

    Your Comments Section complete me.

    Open the pod bay Comments Section HAL.

    Damnit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a comments section!

    I could have been someone! I could have been a poster on a Comments Section!

    I’ll give him a Comment he can’t refuse.

    This guy obviously hasn’t spent more than three seconds at your blog.

  12. 12.

    demimondian

    John — it’s all right. Really. We understand that you don’t have a comments section, because you’re a right-wing coward. You can’t fix that, of course, but…well, you can learn to be all right with it. That’s really OK — we’re forgiving lefties, you know — it’s just…how you are, you know?

    Hey, y’all — have a great Thanksgiving! I’m off to start preparations with FDDD and the Demi-offspring.

  13. 13.

    Gold Star for Robot Boy

    JC, if you end up with the larger part of the wishbone tomorrow, wish for a comments section.

  17. 17.

    Kirby

    Funny, when I went to their site and attempted to enter a comment it told me I had to sign up.

    Therefore you could say that this site actually has a more open and transparent comment section.

    This is another reason why video games are better than liberals.

    In fairness to the liberals, video games are also better than conservatives.

  19. 19.

    james richardson

    via Think Progress:

    Patrick Fitzgerald is investigating the unauthorized leaking of a comments section by a rogue CIA offer.

    Developing…

  21. 21.

    yet another jeff

    I love the smell of comments in the morning…smells like…comments.

    Heh…they bombed CBS, why not al-Jezeera? John Fuckhead Cole? I thought Tim was the one with F. in his name….

  26. 26.

    Ancient Purple

    A “senior administration official” said that Gov. Blanco of Louisiana did not declare a State of Emergency before John’s comment section hit.

  27. 27.

    james richardson

    Johnie, you’re doing a heck of a job! with your non-existent comments section.

    btw you’re fired.

    oh… no… going to “spend more time with your family.”

    and play more Unreal.

  29. 29.

    pleonastic piranha

    if you right-wing asshole shithead had a public comment section down here where it says in bold lettering Leave a Reply, and without forcing one to go through a whole sign-up process in order to tell somebody off, i’d wish you a happy nuke-free thanksgiving.

    why do you hate comment sections, john?

  30. 30.

    Ancient Purple

    Now they’re saying that there’s registration required for the comments sections…

    Truly this idiot is one comment short of a thread.

    It’s “the registration process.” Don’t you know?

    You put in your name, your email, type your comment and press “Submit Comment.”

    THAT registration process.

    Pardon me while I roll my eyes again.

  32. 32.

    Baron Elmo

    Down doobie doo down down, comment section

    Down doobie doo down down, comment section

    Down doobie doo down down

    Breaking up is haaaaaaard too-oo-oo do.

  33. 33.

    DecidedFenceSitter

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, my little alternate personalities.

    For if there is no comments section, then I’m not actually typing this, and thus I must be crazy.

    Though I want to know what I was smoking to create John, PPGAZ, and DougJ among others and whether I’d be willing to share with myself.

    Happy Thanksgiving to All (and thus myself).

  34. 34.

    DecidedFenceSitter

    And on a side note, what is amusing is that you have to be a member of the forum that she is which includes getting spam from them.

    So she is apparently even MORE afraid of comments.

  35. 35.

    rs

    Why is an anonymous poster at an obscure site worth your indignation?I could understand it if one of your blogging peers made the charge,but it looks the same as if Digby got pissed off about something-actually,anything-Stormy70 wrote in your comment section.

  38. 38.

    Farix

    Correction. I meant no publicly available comment section. Others are commenting, but I can’t see login-register opportunities.

    […]

    You have to register to comment there. If I’m still awake by the time I finish what I need to be doing tonight, I’m going to try to register and leave them a nice dropping or two. (emphasis added)

    It’s clear that he really hasn’t visited this site. Otherwise, he would have known that what he said about the comments section here is 100% false. Either that or it’s another sign that Liberals are congenital liars.

  39. 39.

    Davebo

    It’s that fucktard John Cole’s lack of a comment section that keeps me firmly entrenched in the Green Party.

    Careful frying those turkey’s folks!

  41. 41.

    W.B. Reeves

    It’s the post modernist, post structural, post rational analysis. Since there is no objective text or narrative, only subjective perceptions, it follows that comments don’t exist! You may think you’re commenting on another’s opinion but you’re really just recycling your own subjective perception, which is all that really exists anyway! Or does it? Call it post comment theory.

    Happy Thanksgiving.

  42. 42.

    Jcricket

    Yeah, one nut-job makes liberals congenital liars. Just like all Republicans should be judged by everyone on free republic or LGF.

    And how come he failed to call John a “Rethuglican”. That’s a cryin’ shame.

    Fuckhead’s are on the march?

    Just a few fuck-enders?

    You fuck with the head you have, not the head you wish you had?

  43. 43.

    Sojourner

    It is unpatriotic and against G-d’s will to not have a comments section.

    Nonetheless, freedom is on the march and the insurgency is in its last throes.

    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

  44. 44.

    Pb

    This is so stupid. If only there was some way for me to comment about that. Oh well, probably not worth it anyhow.

    Cheers! :)

  45. 45.

    Birkel

    If only this blog had been intelligently designed, I’m sure it would have a comments section.

    (You guys tried to take all the good ones but left ID on the table? Apparently Thanksgiving is slowing your thinking.)

    Happy Thanksgiving.

  46. 46.

    Gray

    I really dunno how he does it, but sometimes Mr. Cole sounds like a human being and not like the f***tard right wing apologist in a moderate’s skin that he is…(multiple personality?) :D

    Happy Thanksgiving, John.

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