Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Cancel the cowardly Times and Post and set up an equivalent monthly donation to ProPublica.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

When I was faster i was always behind.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

Finding joy where we can, and muddling through where we can’t.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

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  6. 6.

    Pb

    Just a wristwatch, and a smile.

    In that case, thank you for doing your part in keeping it gay *and* keeping it light!

  9. 9.

    Paul Wartenberg

    Waitaminute, you’re gay?

    Damn, what happened to all those girl/girl videos I sent you?

  10. 10.

    Demdude

    OMG. Gays in space? I feel a whole new fund raising campaign in the works!

    (I always thought Kirk & Spock were verrry close.)

  11. 11.

    Krista

    We’re here!
    We’re queer!

    queer

    • adjective 1 strange; odd. 2 informal, derogatory (of a man) homosexual. 3 Brit. informal, dated slightly ill.

    Indeed…

  15. 15.

    Punchy

    OT: This is funny…

    Before a debate with challenger Don Hilliard, Rep. John Peterson (R-PA) “asked everyone to say the Pledge of Allegiance.” Unfortunately, “there was no American flag anywhere in the hall to pledge allegiance to.” “So the moderator, spotting Peterson’s wide, American flag-themed tie, asked everyone to turn their attention to Peterson, who obliged by putting his right hand over his breast and holding his tie out for the crowd to revere.”

  16. 16.

    Sine.Qua.Non

    Lee Says: But…is it true?

    Unfortunately, it is true. God Damn him to an eternal wasteland of 100 million hells.

    John:
    Are you telling me I have wasted a year and a half lusting after you in my dreams? ;-)

  17. 17.

    p.lukasiak

    John, nobody cares if you are gay or not.

    But you have to step up and admit you are a closeted progressive, rather than trying to hide your true nature with your incessant Sheehan bashing, etc….

  21. 21.

    Punchy

    How did Mr. Cole serve in the military…in those hot, sweaty, enclosed tanks with other hot, sweaty, beefy men…if he was gay? It is a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, or more like a “please touch, don’t tell” policy?

  22. 22.

    Chump

    Wonkette, which nailed Foley DAYS before anyone else, says another R is doomed

    It’s usually the Nat’n Equire of blog stories, but sometimes they get it right…just throwing it out there…

  24. 24.

    Krista

    Let’s all do our best to keep it gay.

    Monica Bellucci is all kinds of serious hot.

    So is Salma Hayek.

    And Sine:

    John:
    Are you telling me I have wasted a year and a half lusting after you in my dreams?

    He’s not confirming anything one way or another, so as to not alienate his many lustful fans, be they male or female. It’s very Ricky Martin of him…

  27. 27.

    over it

    That vid clip led me to these from the same night (William Shatner Roast on Comedy Central):

    tinyurl.com/yecuep
    tinyurl.com/yjgk35

    Laughed my ever’lovin’ ass off.

    Big Picture, John….don’t sweat it…you are in good company! I mean, come on…Sulu!! Who could ask for more? Er…well, yeah. Don’t bother answering that.

    ;)

  28. 28.

    norbizness

    Crowd: “We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears”

    Lenny: Hey, that’s a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?

    Homer: Oh, I heard it at the moustache parade they have every year.

  30. 30.

    Candidus

    Well, John is the blogosphere’s equivalent of the gay man around whom women like to hang at the pick-up bar because he’s considered non-threatening.

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