Balloon Juice - 2024 Calendar B (Nyms L-Z)

2024 Pet Calendar B (Nyms L-Z)

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Last updated Sunday 11/27.

Lord Fartdaddy	Athelbert		April	B
Lord Fartdaddy	Smedley		May	B
Low Key Swagger	Cookie + Georgia		February	B
Low Key Swagger	Sally		June	B
Major Major Major Major	Lucy		August	B
Major Major Major Major	Pauly		July	B
Major Major Major Major	Samwise		March	B
Middlelee	Huckleberry		June	B
Middlelee	Jessie		November	B
Middlelee	Rocket		June	B
Miss Bianca	Iron		November	B
Miss Bianca	Roxy	heart	June	B
Miss Bianca	Watson		September	B
MollyS	Bella		August	B
Oklahomo	Monkey Toes		June	B
Oklahomo	Muffins Cat		March	B
OzarkHillbilly	Percy + Billie Jean		February	B
OzarkHillbilly	Willie	heart	June	B
pacem appellant	Karina		April	B
PersistentIllusion	Phoebe		August	B
PersistentIllusion	Spec	heart	August	B
Raven	Artie		June	B
S. Cerevisiae	Bella		June	B
S. Cerevisiae	Mikey		March	B
Sherparick	Farley		November	B
Sherparick	Felix	heart	October	B
Sherparick	Little Prince		August	B
Sherparick	Luci	heart	December	B
Sherparick	Mr. Morli + Little Prince		February	B
Sherparick	Murphy	heart	December	B
Sherparick	Princess Vivian		April	B
SixStringFanatic	Amber		April	B
SixStringFanatic	Cato		May	B
SixStringFanatic	Chill-E		May	B
SixStringFanatic	Ellie		December	B
SixStringFanatic	Esther		December	B
SixStringFanatic	Hunter		September	B
SixStringFanatic	Marshall		August	B
SixStringFanatic	Monkey		December	B
SixStringFanatic	Tigger		March	B
SixStringFanatic	Wallace	Wallace gets a heart	May	B
Steeplejack	Chip of Sighthound Hall		June	B
SusanE	Gloria		October	B
SusanE	Sadie		September	B
SusanE	Zeke		April	B
SusieC	Duder		December	B
SusieC	Duder + Draco		February	B
TaMara	Emma Kate – B		December	B
ThresherK	Jazz + Dexter		February	B
tinare	Callie		September	B
tinare	Jackson		May	B
tinare	Kenleigh		August	B
TMinSJ	Belle		May	B
TMinSJ	Chatty		May	B
TMinSJ	Maddie		September	B
TMinSJ	Zoe		July	B
UncleEbeneezer	Jamie Jamz		July	B
UncleEbeneezer	Juniper		September	B
UncleEbeneezer	Mommy Cat		September	B
UncleEbeneezer	Sally Bean		May	B
Waldo	Batman + Trixie		February	B
Wolvesvalley	Daphne + Chloe		February	B
Zeecube	Ajax + Hera		December	B
Mike E	Freyja	DO NOT	HAVE A PHOTO!

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

This fight is for everything.

Israel is using food as a weapon of war. Unforgivable.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

This country desperately needs a functioning Fourth Estate.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about it’s history.”

An unpunished coup is a training exercise.

People are weird.

We won’t go back.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

I am pretty sure Katy Tur wasn’t always such a bootlicking sycophant.

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

It’s not hopeless, and we’re not helpless.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

2024 Calendar B (Nyms L-Z)