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Remember Bush’s Words? Remember George

by John Cole|  September 27, 20021:52 pm| 2 Comments

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Remember Bush’s Words?

Remember George Bush during the 2000 Republican Convention, discussing Al Gore:

It is the sum of his message — the politics of the roadblock, the philosophy of the stop sign.

If my opponent had been there at the moon launch, it would have been a “risky rocket scheme.”

If he’d been there when Edison was testing the light bulb, it would have been a “risky anti-candle scheme.”

And if he’d been there when the Internet was invented well … I understand he actually was there for that.

He now leads the party of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. But the only thing he has to offer is fear itself.

Maybe Al Gore really is speaking for the Democrats. What do they have to offer? What are their suggestions? What are their plans? In which direction do they want to lead us?

They hate the tax cut, but they are afraid to do anything about it.

They hate the idea of action against Iraq, but they refuse to suggest an alternative, so all they do is talk.

Check out the fearmongering in Kristof’s article today. Listen to Fat Teddy Kennedy talking about a war with Iraq and the possible street fighting:

Meanwhile, senior Democratic Sen. Ted Kennedy argued in a speech Friday that the administration has failed to make a persuasive case for going to war against Iraq and that the top U.S. priority should be getting U.N. inspectors back in Iraq, not preparing for unilateral military action.

“War should be a last resort, not the first response,” the Massachusetts senator said in a speech to the Johns Hopkins School of Advanced International Studies.

Does that make him a Chickendove? All Ted Kennedy has ever battled is the bottle, his beltline, and reality.

I look at people like Tom Delay, or Strom Thurmond, people who scare the hell out of me, and all I can think is what a sad situation it is that I would gladly vote for them over 90% of the Democrats out there right now.

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OK. I will Admit It

by John Cole|  September 27, 20021:42 pm| Leave a Comment

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OK. I will Admit It When I Am Wrong

There was no stategery the other day in San Francisco. Al Gore is simply on crack.

Former Vice President Al Gore yesterday made his second attack this week on President Bush’s war on terrorism, accusing the administration of ignoring signs that al Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden planned to attack the United States on September 11. “The warnings were there” before the attacks, Mr. Gore said.

The Vodkapundit has more.

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Wouldn’t It Be Ironic If

by John Cole|  September 27, 20021:40 pm| Leave a Comment

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Wouldn’t It Be Ironic

If the first time Hillary got in trouble for improperly intervening with authorities, it was in a situation in which she was intervening on behalf of all her constituents, and not merely trying to enrich herself or her fraud of a husband?

The U.S. Olympic Committee has launched an inquiry into whether Sen. Hillary Clinton had improper contact with an Olympic official on behalf of New York City’s bid to host the Games, an official said yesterday.

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Every time I go to

by John Cole|  September 27, 20021:15 pm| Leave a Comment

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Every time I go to his site, I laugh. I have said at least twice that I think he is the funniest man in the blogosphere, so I am adding Scott Ott (Scrappleface) to the perma-links.

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O.K. This scared me. It

by John Cole|  September 27, 200211:46 am| Leave a Comment

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O.K. This scared me. It should scare you.

Hillary Clinton as President? Yikes.

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Lileks on Chickenhawks and Chickenbloggers

by John Cole|  September 27, 200210:29 am| Leave a Comment

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Lileks on Chickenhawks and Chickenbloggers

If you are like me, you are probably tired of the village idiots and their overabundant use of the terms ‘chickenhawk’ and ‘chickenblogger.’ The only reason they use these words are to try to stifle debate- they don’t want to look at actual arguments because theirs are so weak and fatuous. Instead, it is easier to throw out names and distract people. While discussing email he has received, Lileks takes them to task far better than I can:

But I did have time to look at the subject headers of some emails, and there were enough that said

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Ouch! The Hammer takes a

by John Cole|  September 27, 20021:41 am| Leave a Comment

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Ouch!

The Hammer takes a whack at Al Bore:

The New York Times reports that Gore wrote the speech “after consulting a fairly far-flung group of advisers that included Rob Reiner.” Current U.S. foreign policy is the combined product of Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Paul Wolfowitz and the president. Meanwhile, the pretender is huddling with Meathead.

Had it not been for a few little old ladies baffled by the butterfly ballot in Palm Beach, Fla., American foreign policy today would be made by Gore-Reiner instead of the Bush brain trust. Who says God doesn’t smile upon the United States of America?

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