• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

We still have time to mess this up!

No one could have predicted…

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

“woke” is the new caravan.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

That meeting sounds like a shotgun wedding between a shitshow and a clusterfuck.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
Open Thread:  Hey Lurkers!  (Holiday Post)

Open Threads

You are here: Home / Archives for Open Threads

Sympathy for the Devil? According

by John Cole|  March 9, 20029:12 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Sympathy for the Devil?

According to this story, Osama was frequently sedated and in pain, and under pressure from ‘work.’

Sympathy for the Devil? AccordingPost + Comments

New Rall takedown.

by John Cole|  March 9, 20024:24 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

New Rall takedown.

New Rall takedown.Post + Comments

Not much posting lately. Blogger

by John Cole|  March 9, 200211:57 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Not much posting lately. Blogger has been testy. Today I am doing some spring cleaning, so the posts will also be kept to a minimum. Then I have to go out with a friend, who is as I write this taking her boards.

Not much posting lately. BloggerPost + Comments

A good bit of talk

by John Cole|  March 9, 200211:56 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

A good bit of talk about Glenn Reynolds running for Fred Thompson’s soon to be vacated speech. Matt Welch says he is in favor of it here.

I would vote for him, and he has already passed the first hurdle to determine if he is fit for political office: He doesn’t want the job.

A good bit of talkPost + Comments

In an Olympian effort to

by John Cole|  March 8, 200210:46 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

In an Olympian effort to appear supremely stupid, Alec Baldwin proclaimed that the outcome of the 2000 election was just as bad as 9/11.

“I know that’s a harsh thing to say, perhaps, but I believe that what happened in 2000 did as much damage to the pillars of democracy as terrorists did to the pillars of commerce in New York City,” Baldwin said, drawing applause from the breakfast audience of about 200.

Which means that there are approximately 201 idiots in Florida.

In an Olympian effort toPost + Comments

Tom Turnipseed declares in an

by John Cole|  March 6, 20027:01 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Tom Turnipseed declares in an intellectually vacuous screed that War Is Wrong.

If you are new to Mr. Turnipseed, please peruse the Common Dreams website for some of his other ravings. He has amassed an umblemished record of unadulterated idiocy.

Tom Turnipseed declares in anPost + Comments

Yesterday, the always abominable Ted

by John Cole|  March 6, 20025:09 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Yesterday, the always abominable Ted Rall raised quite a stink with his disgusting cartoon portraying the victim’s wives of 9/11 as greedy and attention seeking. The cartoon, I think we can agree, was the humor equivalent of feces-smearing, although this is not altogether surprising, as Mr. Rall leaves a trail of slime everywhere he goes. Rall has had venom heaped upon him for his latest offering, most notably in cartoon form. One can be found here, at Protein Wisdom. Jim Treacher offers one up here. Thousands of bloggers and other concerned and disturbed HUMANS apparently wrote and phoned in to the NY Times, as well as mainstream media attention in New York, and the ‘artistic’ dung-heap was eventually pulled.

Rall got beat up, had his strip pulled from the Gray Lady, then mumbled something incoherent about ‘free speech.’ But this all missed the point, because Mr. Rall also published this gem yesterday (NOTHING CHANGED AFTER 9-11: Our Smoke and Mirrors War on Terror), and because it was not as overtly and viscerally offensive, it appears to have slipped under the radar. Go check it out in all of its disgusting tedium. Andrew Sullivan calls Rall an America-hating sicko, and I think he is too kind. While this appears to be a commentary on security measures put in place since 9/11, let’s look at a little of what Rall really thinks. I am too disgusted to talk through all of the inanities and grotesque innacuracies, so I will just highlight a few.

Americans cannot defeat terrorism without addressing its underlying causes:

Ahh.. those root causes again. Wanna bet Rall was a Clinton voter?

our aggressive, clumsy, bomb-first-ask-questions-later foreign policy;

Like in Afghanistan, I guess.

our spectacularly arrogant attitude of cultural and economic expansionism;

Damn free markets.

our unquestioned support of oppressive regimes around the world.

Israel.

Fanatics will always be willing to kill themselves to take on the Great Satan.

Unless we kill them first. See ‘Daisycutter.’

A nicer and smarter America would deprive those nuts of the widespread financial support they require in order to fund large-scale attacks.

America, land of mean dummies who serve as a proxy military for Jews.

Unfortunately, unless there is a major intellectual breakthrough, we Americans are likely to continue the provocations that got us into such trouble in the first place.

We were attacked because we were stupid, a recurring theme.

Ted Rall is a lunatic; a self-loathing twerp of Fiskian proportions. If you know what he looks like, you are duly obligated to spit on him should you walk by him. Maybe he will get tired of it eventually and move abroad with Alec Baldwin.

Yesterday, the always abominable TedPost + Comments

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 5234
  • Page 5235
  • Page 5236
  • Page 5237
  • Page 5238
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 5291
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - JanieM - Fall Color 8
Image by JanieM (11/8/25)

Recent Comments

  • Raoul Paste on Saturday Evening Open Thread: The Shutdown Tango (Tangle) (Nov 8, 2025 @ 5:40pm)
  • Yutsano on Saturday Evening Open Thread: The Shutdown Tango (Tangle) (Nov 8, 2025 @ 5:39pm)
  • Nukular Biskits on Saturday Evening Open Thread: The Shutdown Tango (Tangle) (Nov 8, 2025 @ 5:38pm)
  • WaterGirl on I Have Three Questions (Nov 8, 2025 @ 5:38pm)
  • Another Scott on I Have Three Questions (Nov 8, 2025 @ 5:36pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Upcoming Meetups

Virginia Meetup on Oct 11 please RSVP

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc