Open Threads

This made me chuckle. Deep within a story about Gary Condit’s wife possibly suing NBC over a Law and Order episode (umm. It’s FICTION??) was this gem:

In 1999, Monica Lewinsky’s father, Bernard, complained about an episode of the spinoff, “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” in which characters used the slang term “to Lewinsky” to mean oral sex.

“I think it’s disgusting they would even consider saying something like that,” Dr. Bernard Lewinsky said.

Get a grip Bernard. Sorry your slutty daughter turned your last name into colloquial for oral sex, but that is just how life works. Tell the fat slob to shut up, stay off SNL and HBO, and maybe the phrase will die down a little. I doubt it, though.

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This is sheer genius. Ifyou only go to one website today. Make it this. Bravo, Protein Wisdom.

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A Coyote At the Dog Show has a great rant on why he started turning to blogs:

I found that it was very much one thing to listen to some pack of morons prattle on about how much taxes should be raised to pay for all these sorely needed new government services-after all, I knew that more taxes are always inevitable so long as the great democratic Masses demand their bread and circuses and for so long as some of that money rubs off on its government handlers. I might occasionally lose my temper with some genius of the genus ‘it won’t cost a thing, the govmint is paying for it!’ and write a letter to the editor, but I’d hardly get too upset if the letter got mangled or went unpublished.

But I simply couldn’t bear any more cute airheads telling me that all the government needed to do was take some of these tanky things and tie these parachuty things to them and drop them from these airplany things and all the terrorists would surrender to the nearest news agency. And that was Bill O’Reilly. Listening to the Wagnerian theme music that announced another episode of ‘America Strikes Back’ on CNN started making me long for the days of a House Un-American Activities Commission to give that bunch a touch of the whip. I even listened (politely, I might add) to a couple of ‘See! Joe McCarthy was right!’ rants by the fossilized local Birchers.

I need to do some link maintenance and get him over there.

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From the They Just Don’t Get It File:

Ian Black, in another breathless editorial titled the EU votes for Kyoto and increases pressure on Bush, writes 14 paragraphs and 499 words of delusional, self-congratulatory schlock about the most dead thing east of Ted Rall’s sense of humor- The Kyoto Treaty.

Hailing a step forward in attempts to save the planet, the EU yesterday reaffirmed its commitment to the Kyoto treaty on global warming – and told the US that it should make the same commitment.

Presumably, this was reaffirmed in much the same way that the EU recently reaffirmed its position on Roberto Mugabe- many discussions of sanctions, gleeful backslapping, and blissful ignorance of the real facts. Where is Bjorn Lomborg when you need him? My question to the EU- If environmental degradation is such a threat to mankind, why don’t you just have Brussels ban it and then place heavy sanctions you won’t enforce on it? That has been such a smashing success elsewhere. Or maybe we should look at the root causes some more? One wonders if the Eurocrats told us this before or after they mentioned that EU member and supposed NATO partner France had not leaked plans to capture war criminal Radovan Karazdic.

EU environment ministers meeting in Brussels gave their formal blessing to the decision, which means that the EU will now complete ratification of the treaty by June 1.

Blessings included a ceremonial McDonalds bombing and sacrificing several growth hormone-free chickens and arranging their bones in a circle.

Kyoto commits the EU to reduce its emissions of greenhouse gases to eight per cent below 1990 levels during the five years from 2008 to 2012.

And now that Tony Blair has clamped down on Jack Straw’s press releases, that goal seems entirely attainable. In related news, no attempts have been made to muzzle Javier Solona and Hubert Vedrine. Environmentalists fear that silencing those gaseous windbags may lead to unexpected climate change in the form of global cooling.

Greenpeace called it a “historic” move that would allow the treaty to come into force by the time of the world summit on sustainable development in August – the 10th anniversary of the first Earth Summit in Rio.

Which will put them next door to Argentina, where they can view the type of third world economies that this sort of unchecked idealism and regulation can create.

But the impact of the announcement was marred when EU member governments failed to set their own emission levels to meet Kyoto targets. Individual targets will now be decided by the European Commission.

What a novel idea… Gather numerous pseudo-soveriegn governments under the leadership of a centralized buearacracy which will determine its own standards for environmental preservation. Sounds like a good idea. Oh yeah, that is why. We call them states here in the U.S., you wankers. And if you don’t mind, we will follow your, ahem, lead and decide which standards we will put in place and which standards we will follow.

Nevertheless, the decision increases pressure on the US president, George Bush, who angered many countries during his first months in office by unilaterally pulling out of the pact, arguing that it would damage the US economy.

This is a European application of pressure? No wonder Mugabe is still in power.

EU member states have also been sharply critical of the US climate change strategy announced last month, which aims to encourage industries to cut emissions without setting mandatory targets.

Which, upon closer inspection, might resemble the mandatory levels that you FAILED TO ENACT yesterday and just discussed TWO paragraphs ago. At least we don’t intend to ruin our economy in the process (although an argument could be made that the EU doesn’t have much of an economy left to ruin).

“By taking this decision, the EU has reaffirmed its commitment to pursuing multilateral solutions to issues of global concern,” the commission said. “The EU continues to call for the United States to participate in the global framework for addressing climate change.”

Romano Prodi, the president of the commission, said: “We can only tackle climate change effectively through a multilateral process.”

Multilateral means the U.S. doing what the EU decides.

Since the US withdrawal, the EU has taken the initiative in global warming talks in Germany and Morocco, and led efforts to ensure that big industrial countries like Russia, Japan and Canada stick with Kyoto.

I am sure this will thrill Damian Penny. Canada- Industrial Powerhouse. Japan is in their umpteenth year of sustained recession. This sounds like a real recipe for success…

The treaty will only become legally binding when it has been ratified by 55 of the signatories, who between them must have accounted for at least 55% of developed countries’ 1990 emissions.

The US produced one third of those emissions and the EU a quarter. Without the US, almost all other developed countries must ratify the treaty if it is to come into force.

Translation- It won’t. Nyah, nyah nyah.

Greenpeace said Washington should now see the flaws in its strategy, which it suggested was meant to help the oil industry. “After President Bush slammed the door on the Kyoto protocol in March 2001 – and the very bad joke of the Bush-Exxon climate plan last month – it is now time for the USA to come back to the Kyoto protocol,” it said.

Greenpeace officials then said “And we hope it happens soon, so we can get down to the serious business of being a full time front for eco-terrorists like the ALF and the ELF.” Ok, they didn’t say that. They don’t need to- they are still doing that while bitching about Kyoto.

“We should all remember that the Kyoto targets are a very small but crucial first step towards protecting the earth’s climate. Industrialised countries must actually reduce their emissions by 80% by 2050 if ministers really want to protect the life of our children and grandchildren. There is no time to waste.”

If thie shrillness of these Europeans is any indication, political, economic, and military impotence must be very painful.

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There are a few things in life that I look forward to, and Mark Steyn’s columns are one of them (Sports Illustrated on Thursday in the mail and bottles of wineFriday afternoon are two other things). His latest offering skewers the corrupt House of Saud (though not with the relentless tenacity of Charles Johnson).

There are only two convincing positions on the House of Saud and 9/11: a) They’re indirectly responsible for it; b) They’re directly responsible for it. There’s a lot of evidence for the former — the Saudi funding of extreme Islamist madrassahs, etc. — and a certain amount of not yet totally compelling evidence for the latter — a Saudi “humanitarian aid” office in the Balkans set up by a member of the Royal Family which appears to be a front for terrorism. Reasonable people can disagree whether it’s (a) or (b) but for Americans to argue that the Saudis are our allies in the war on terrorism is like Ron Goldman joining O.J. in his search for the real killers.

Yeah. What he said.

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Blithering Idiot has a link here to my fan mail (hate mail), and then he claims that the mail is one of the reasons he could never be a conservative Republican. Me either, but I don’t know what the mail has to do with anything. If I am missing something, William, let me know what it is (sometimes I am not too sharp).

BTW- if you are an NFL fan, his posting for today has the link to the NFL IQ test (which is not an oxymoron)…

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George Bush is about to make the second-worst mistake in his young Presidency (the first being his refusal to tell Congress to pound salt and that there was NO WAY IN HELL he would sign CFR). According to Reuters reports, our President is about to levy 30% tariffs on imported steel for up to three years, in a blatant act of patronage and political cynicism.

Note to Bush- Protectionism does not work. This will only prop up an industry that should have long ago gone bankrupt because of its inability to compete in a global market. Instead of going bankrupt, being bought out, and letting those assets be used by a responsible, productive entity, they will now be protected, choke and wheeze along on life-support for a couple more years, and cause retaliation from every other nation so that every American can pay more for imported products. Good thinking, boys.

And before someone fires back that our competitors are propped up by their government, let me remind you that they are SOCIALISTS, and that is one of the annoying things that they do.

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