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Letter to Elected Officials – Albatrossity

Albatrossity has given permission for BJ folks to use some or all of this as you contact your elected officials.

Here is what I wrote to my senator, Roger Marshall, who was one of those voting to not certify the electors from Arizona. This appeared on his FB page and as a message from a constituent on his senate.gov page.  ~Albatrossity


To the senator: Yesterday you violated the oath of office you took only a few days before. You sided with traitors and seditionists, voting against the very Constitution you swore to uphold. You found craven company with senators from Confederate states like Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, and, worst of all for a Kansas native, Missouri. You looked away when your fellow seditionists unfurled and waved the Confederate flag, the flag of losers, inside the US Capitol. You are ignorant of history, law, and most of all, ethics. You are a disgrace. You should resign. But because of your ambition, boundless ignorance, and lack of ethics, of course you will not do that.

I know that the senator will never read this. So this paragraph is addressed to whomever is charged with reading these messages. You should also resign now, before the stench of sedition taints you as well. your resume will look far better in the future when you can point to Jan. 7, 2021 as the day you quit working for a feckless immoral ignoramus who has embarrassed his state and his country. You can thank me later. Resign now.

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