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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 23, 20266:59 am| 176 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trump Crime Cartel, War, transportation

Democrats 2028: "Ok but for real—wouldnt you all actually like for things to get back to 'normal' now?"

— Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM

Donald Trump and Republican extremists started a reckless war of choice in the Middle East.
Gas prices are way up, billions are being wasted and our country is less safe.
We need regime change in America.

— Hakeem Jeffries (@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 9:32 AM

Meanwhile, the Punchable Faces Club for Men (Acting President, Scott Bessent) thinks they had a *great* weekend!

WELKER: Would the administration ever raise taxes in order to fund this war?
BESSENT: Again, Kristen, terrible framing
WELKER: It's a simple question
BESSENT: It's a ridiculous question
WELKER: Can you answer it?
BESSENT: Why would we do that? We have plenty. We have a trillion dollars.

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 10:22 AM

“Oh, you won’t pay a ransom for this hostage? Well, now you have to pay the ransom, because I’ve taken _another_ hostage for whom nobody will pay a ransom!”

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM

Take that, bitch ass American people!

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— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 10:34 AM

I think we should offer Trump exactly as much grace as he offers everyone else

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— Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 11:59 AM

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Open Thread: Trump Take TSA

by Anne Laurie|  March 22, 202611:28 am| 205 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Trumpery, transportation

Trump threatens to…remove ICE agents from American streets?

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— Matt Ford (@mford.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:41 PM

I had hoped this was another episode of the Trump Says Sh*t Show, but of course the harder his minions defend it, the more he’ll feel it needs to be implemented…

BASH: With respect, if you're implementing a plan to have ICE at airports in 24 hours, how well thought out could it possibly be?
HOMAN: How much of a plan does it mean to guard an exit to make sure no one comes through that exit?

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 9:40 AM

TSA currently employs about 50,000 screening agents. ICE currently employs about 22,000 agents.
This threat won’t solve the TSA funding issue, and it would also come at the expense of further degrading his already unpopular & incompetent immigration program

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— Roger Sollenberger (@sollenbergerrc.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:13 PM

There are 50k frontline TSA agents. After an employment surge.. there are 22k Ice Officers/Agents, and they're already stretched thin enough they've been asking the TSA to handle deportation flights.
I understand our desire for everything to be ~spooookkyy~, but this is heinously half baked.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:25 PM

And that's after doubling their capacity over 2025. ICE was around 11k before Trump 2.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM

That’s funny because Federal Air Marshals (which are part of TSA) have already largely replaced ICE agents on deportation flights (I have a story on this coming next week).
So everyone’s just gonna do a big switcheroo, because…????

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— Gillian Brockell (@gillianbrockell.com) March 21, 2026 at 11:51 AM

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Open Thread: The GOP Fustercluck in El Paso

by Anne Laurie|  February 15, 20266:32 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, transportation

I can just see some DHS dipshit with an 8th grade education, two DUI’s and a restraining order after beating up his girlfriend going, “Dude, check this out,” while trying to use his new death laser to cut a minivan in half to grab a toddler.

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— TBogg+ (@tbogg.bsky.social) February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM

Our Trump Era version of Poe’s Law: Any snark about Trump-related events is all too liable to be mere reporting…

Wow, quite a story behind the surprise shutdown of El Paso's airport.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM

Per the NYTimes, “Inside the Debacle That Led to the Closure of El Paso’s Airspace” [gift link]:

Last spring, in the early months of Steve Feinberg’s tenure as deputy defense secretary, Pentagon staff members briefed him on plans to employ new high-energy laser weapons to take out drones being used by Mexican cartels to smuggle drugs across the southern U.S. border.

But their use was conditioned on getting a green light from aviation safety officials.

The law, the staff members at the Pentagon explained to him, required extensive coordination with the Federal Aviation Administration and the Transportation Department, which could slow the testing of the system. Transportation officials could even block the system’s use if they determined that it posed risks to aviation safety.

Two people with knowledge of the meeting, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss sensitive matters, said they recalled that Mr. Feinberg felt the Pentagon had the authority to proceed anyway. Sean Parnell, the chief Pentagon spokesman, denied their account, saying it was “a total fabrication.”…

Now the question of whether the Pentagon and the Department of Homeland Security followed proper procedures and the law in deploying the laser weapon has become a flashpoint within the Trump administration. Working alongside military personnel, agents from Customs and Border Protection, which is part of the Homeland Security Department, used the weapon this week not far from El Paso International Airport, prompting fury inside the F.A.A. and a brief shutdown of the airport and airspace in that region.

Late Tuesday night, the F.A.A. administrator, Bryan Bedford, caught off guard that the system was being used without authorization and concerned for public safety, believed he had little choice but to close the airspace for 10 days, according to more than a half-dozen people. It was an extraordinary decision that surprised the flying public and local officials.

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