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The Quote of the Day

by John Cole|  January 11, 20027:32 pm| Leave a Comment

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The Quote of the Day is dedicated to the House of Saud and their sycophant lackeys in the arab press:

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ”
– Sir Winston Churchill

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