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Will Warren’s newest piece is

by John Cole|  January 25, 20029:03 am| Leave a Comment

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Will Warren’s newest piece is classic. Here is a tidbit:

By the shores of old Pacific,
By the shining big sea water,
Lived a brave named Hiawatha
(Name was really “Cavanaugh” but
Here we’ll call him Hiawatha
‘Cause it fits the meter better.)

Hiawatha grew to manhood
In the famous tribe of Sucksters:
Famous for their wit were Sucksters,
For their wit and hipness noted;
Long they thrived with wit ironic
And the very latest slang terms.

By all means, go read the whole poem (Thanks to Sgt. Stryker for the heads up).

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