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I just saw this on television- and I think they were serious. Actually, I am frightened they are serious.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Accountability, motherfuckers.
Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.
We still have time to mess this up!
Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.
It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
Fuck these fucking interesting times.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.
Let’s not be the monsters we hate.
It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.
Let’s finish the job.
Peak wingnut was a lie.
A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.
“Squeaker” McCarthy
Technically true, but collectively nonsense
The willow is too close to the house.
I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.
A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires
The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.
Tick tock motherfuckers!
Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.
