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Yes, John, Sometimes I Do

by John Cole|  January 2, 200311:10 pm| Leave a Comment

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Yes, John, Sometimes I Do Despair:

For many of us who lean to the right but are under the age of 50 and hence missed out on all the good segregation, homophobia, and bigotry of the past, attitudes like this do make us despair:

K-Lo: So DC’s first baby of the year was born to a lesbian couple. New York’s seems to have been to a black single mother. Don’t you sometimes feel like giving in to despair?

Thank you, Derbyshire, for being an unrepentant moron. Thank you for giving some jackass Democrat another opportunity to call all Republicans homophobes and bigots just because we belong to the same party as you. Damned moron.

Some of us out here, btw, Derb., think that maybe a loving father and mother is the best combination. But I will take a gay couple or lesbian couple or a loving single green mother over a dysfunctional family, or no family, or a family that raises children with your bigoted, prejudiced, busybody beliefs. I’ll take two good parents, male-male, female-female, black, white, red, yellow, or green, over your faux morality any day of the week, you ignorant piker.

Can’t keep liberals out of my wallet, can’t keep conservatives out of my bedroom.

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