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Conservative Media?

by John Cole|  January 7, 200310:28 pm| Leave a Comment

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The whole media bias thing has been in the forefront lately, so when I see headlines like this, I just have to laugh:

Some Democrats Urge Broad U.S. Military Draft

The exhaustive list of ‘Some Democrats’ include:

Charles Rangel and John Conyers.

I think much of the bias in the media is the result of sheer laziness and stupidity. What do you expect from people who chose journalism because it was easier than political science and history, and they were rewarded for having bleached blonde hair. Expert, thoughtful Analysis?

I guess two Democrats does count as ‘some.’ Someone help us. Please.

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