Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Republicans do not trust women.

When I was faster i was always behind.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

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  1. 1.

    Kevin Holtsberry

    I don’t think that is true anymore (the OSU part). I mean look how long it took them to ditch Cooper and then it was mostly discipline problems not losing to Michigan. Now that Tressle has cemented his legend he can probably retire at OSU. The days of lose to Michigan and get fired are over.

  3. 3.

    Pala Hou Anikava

    I am a full-time die-hard fan of you Serena Williams, and I love you in all your entirety.If the second hardest thing in sports (as they say) is serving as your sports bra, I would be the happiest man to serve that duty.After all, you are my star anyway.Whoelse can do a better job of serving you as your sports bra than a thirdworld child!
    Laikim yu nating tru!

  4. 4.

    Solomon Kimutai, Cornelius Kosgei

    We would like to attend one of your tournaments but we are unable financially.We live in Kenya.Please Serena kindly assist.
    Faithfully,
    Solomon and Cornelius.

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