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Matrix Reviews

by John Cole|  May 17, 20038:11 pm| 6 Comments

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The Instapundit links to this Blogcritics master list of Matrix:Reloaded reviews, I was going to read them all when I saw this review title:

The Matrix Rocked Turbo Hardcore Hot Monkey Ass – by Vivian St.George

What would you pay to hear those words come out of Gene Shalit’s mouth?

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  1. 1.

    Eric Olsen

    May 19, 2003 at 7:54 am

    Thanks for the link John, we would love to have you join Blogcritics. Send me an email if you get a chance. Best, EO

  2. 2.

    Eric Olsen

    November 6, 2003 at 3:03 pm

    Dude, what happened with this post where we are getting lots of traffic from it again? Not that I’m complaining.

  3. 3.

    Michele Swedin

    November 8, 2003 at 11:00 am

    Oh my god – great movie. I loved how the tied in the first movie with this – like the whole sparring room scene. Some corny lines had to go and they went a little over the top with digital. Great movie though and I loved how they left it open!

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    Steve

    November 10, 2003 at 5:55 pm

    What are they think? I am a matrix fan, and thought the move was great, until the last 2 minutes or so, when you are scratching your head and asking yourself, what the heck?… who is really in the matrix and who is not? I think the writers and producers are try to do a mind game, and do not even themselves know what the matrix is. Go see it if not only for the special effects.

  5. 5.

    driego

    November 14, 2003 at 5:42 pm

    A complete crap factory!! Is it just me? or did they get progressively worse. the first, being a great movie and the 3rd, a borderline bomb!! no closure to the trilogy and no longer interested in the possibility of a 4th.

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    dorfinmeiser

    March 10, 2004 at 3:00 am

    Fuck, fuck, fuck ,fuck, fucking stupid ass shithole of a movie! I can’t beleive that it’s possible to make such a load of twat juice! I would rather have herpies in my eyes than go see that penis wrinkle movie again!!!

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