Balloon Juice - On a Roll

Scott Ott is a genius:

New York Times columnists Nicholas Kristof and Paul Krugman, whose power and influence dwarf those of the President, finally forced Mr. Bush to confess his deception.

“I guess I really didn’t think this thing all the way through,” Mr. Bush said. “I just thought I’d tell the people Iraq has WMD, then start a war…and…uh…that’s as far as it got in our strategy sessions.”

The President added that, despite the blow to his popularity ratings this revelation would surely bring, “at least we got the oil.”

I hope the Atriettes realize this is satire.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

“Let’s not pretend [Trump] wants to engage in high-minded discourse.”

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

American History and Black History can not be separated.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

It’s a new day. Light all those Biden polls of young people on fire and throw away the ashes.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

In after Baud. Damn.

I’m just a talker, trying to find a channel!

Ah, the different things are different argument.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

T R E 4 5 O N

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

The arc of the moral universe doesn’t bend itself. it’s up to us.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

The lights are all blinking red.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

On a Roll