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On a Roll

by John Cole|  June 25, 20039:27 am| Leave a Comment

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Scott Ott is a genius:

New York Times columnists Nicholas Kristof and Paul Krugman, whose power and influence dwarf those of the President, finally forced Mr. Bush to confess his deception.

“I guess I really didn’t think this thing all the way through,” Mr. Bush said. “I just thought I’d tell the people Iraq has WMD, then start a war…and…uh…that’s as far as it got in our strategy sessions.”

The President added that, despite the blow to his popularity ratings this revelation would surely bring, “at least we got the oil.”

I hope the Atriettes realize this is satire.

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