Scott Ott is a genius:
New York Times columnists Nicholas Kristof and Paul Krugman, whose power and influence dwarf those of the President, finally forced Mr. Bush to confess his deception.
“I guess I really didn’t think this thing all the way through,” Mr. Bush said. “I just thought I’d tell the people Iraq has WMD, then start a war…and…uh…that’s as far as it got in our strategy sessions.”
The President added that, despite the blow to his popularity ratings this revelation would surely bring, “at least we got the oil.”
I hope the Atriettes realize this is satire.