Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

The lights are all blinking red.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

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  1. 1.

    Matthew

    I almost rented Solaris, but BlockBuster was out. Instead, I settled for Final Destination 2, which is likely to be one of the worst horror films in years :-)

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    Mason

    I’ve never heard of it either, though I don’t go see many movies. Will have to check it out.

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    JPS

    It’s because of John Ashcroft’s squashing of dissent! Clooney bravely criticized this Administration, and this is how they repaid him!

    (Bad joke. Sorry.)

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    Thomas

    FYI, if you didn’t know–Solaris is a remake. The original was done by a Russian named Andrei Tarkovsky and is very good as well.

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    Barney Gumble

    Saw the original, very slow with crude FX, but had some great scenes. Like when they’re talking and an elaborate silver tea service appears on the table between them, and we realize reality is being changed around them and they don’t know it. Or the “I hate these-resurections.” scene. Plus it had a better ending.

    Rent the original next time you have four hours, a joint, and no interuptions.

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    Dave Violence

    “Solaris” w/G. Clooney is great. Truley great. I saw it at the movies and though I got in free (sneak preview…) I would’ve paid. I’m a big fan of the Russian film and a bigger fan of Lem’s book. A true sf fan must see the Russian film as well. The latest one is possibly the best SF movie in the last 20 years.

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